Simon 🌀

#houseofvillains

"he's not"

posted this and blocked me before my very eyes 😭

can't even be mad we all have to protect our peace

its a comedy show 😂

If you're annoyed and/or bored by the Rob steamroll, I beg you to consider how much fun you'd be having with an Ian or Rob C steamroll and just enjoy the ride! #theTraitorsUS

our minds haha

I'm having a blast! But I can understand that this season might not be your fave if you prefer multiple front runners.

And what if I said that Rob is the gamer you were hoping to root for all along, join the robby bobby lobby it's not too late.

#TheTraitorsUS

I can see it so clearly

My fanfic version of how the rest of the season plays out:
-Natalie murdered
-Johnny banished
-Mark murdered
-Tara banished (doesn’t reveal if she’s a Traitor)
-Final four of Rob, Eric, Maura, Kristen; has to be a male Traitor left
-Rob ends Eric
-Rob wins
#thetraitorsUS

meow #TheTraitorsUS

LOL I'll be honest I have no idea what that was even in response to 💀😭

Natalie is a goner I fear, killing her makes the most sense #TheTraitorsUS

Rob deserves the money for not laughing in these people’s faces all day #thetraitorsUS

Eric already getting heat is killing me 😭 #TheTraitorsUS

I have second hand embarrassment for the faithfuls #TheTraitorsUS

two men sitting at a table with a bottle of tabasco sauce on it ALT: two men sitting at a table with a bottle of tabasco sauce on it

Everything is coming up Rob Rausch I’m really screaming #thetraitorsUS

Tara for every answer? 😭💀 ijbol #TheTraitorsUS

It is so funny that Dorinda had equal impact this season as when she got murdered first 😭😭 #thetraitorsUS

So sorry for your loss Sal 💜

Eric: "I've been a really good faithful" well I wouldn't go that far... #TheTraitorsUS

Saying "I'm the traitor hunter" mid recruiting session is frying me 😭 #TheTraitorsUS

A few minutes late but pressing play! #TheTraitorsUS

no I can't think of any juice that is made by roasting a fruit, drying it and passing hot water through it, I will not accept this

but am I wrong?

Stock is a savory, unseasoned, or lightly seasoned liquid produced by gently simmering animal bones, meat, fish, or vegetables in water, often with aromatics (mirepoix, herbs).

hmm I guess tea is kind of like stock

hmm idk

If I cook carrots in hot liquid and blend it its soup
If I don't cook carrots and blend it its juice

coffee beans are roasted and blended into a hot liquid it feels more soup than juice

I released a post-able section just for you

what distinguishes soup from juice though 🤔

2d wait and that would make iced coffee gazpacho... 2d If coffee considered a bean soup? 2d it is 7am why are you posting hole on main 3d Fuck off tbh 3d AHHHHHHHHHH

It’s really just me rambling to myself like a crazy person…😭

I’m already able to scroll through my drafts 😭