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Matt Basterson

@matt-the-bartender.bsky.social

Fuck Ice Fuck Trump Fuck MAGA Fuck Noem Fuck Hegseth Fuck Miller Fuck Bondi Fuck Leavitt Fuck my own kids, they're brats... (Just kidding, but it's a great song)

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Latest posts by matt-the-bartender.bsky.social on Bluesky

It’s only a matter of time before this administration turns on each other, and when it does, the texts, videos, and emails will be glorious. 🍿

04.10.2025 21:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I'm just going to leave this out here...

29.09.2025 17:59 — 👍 130    🔁 40    💬 2    📌 1
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go.bsky.app/7rAFBTh repost if you agree 🔄

Everyone who reposts this post are being added to my #BlueCrew starter packs 🔄 must follow me to be added to the pack & repost my pinned post too. Must have a bio and profile pic otherwise it's a block 🚫 no exceptions people! I only follow real profiles! 💙🌊

29.09.2025 13:04 — 👍 72    🔁 42    💬 1    📌 0

Oh without a doubt.

It still amazes me the sheer amount of "quotes" I have to search simply because this administration's ability to utter such eye-rolling statements in public.

30.09.2025 16:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can find no evidence that he actually said this....but we all know he is thinking it.

30.09.2025 16:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Everyone who owns a trumpet should go outside and blow them at exactly 3:16 pm today.

#rapture

23.09.2025 17:23 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

MAGA: Molesters and Groomers Anonymous.

03.08.2025 18:12 — 👍 23    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

Somebody buy that horse a beer.

30.07.2025 18:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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total mentions on Fox News so far today

Obama: 30
Epstein: 2

22.07.2025 15:10 — 👍 9309    🔁 2112    💬 434    📌 134

Superman is, and always was, an immigrant.

Fuck, I hate Republicans.

07.07.2025 23:56 — 👍 28    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Do you think he moved all that military equipment to D.C. just for his "perade"?

01.07.2025 12:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Republicans- We support states rights!

Also Republicans- Not like that.

10.06.2025 01:44 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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WTF. The person in charge of our education system has no idea about the Tulsa race massacre or any clue who Ruby Bridges is...

FYI, Linda McMahon is 6 years OLDER than Ruby...

04.06.2025 22:57 — 👍 660    🔁 219    💬 68    📌 36

I’ll send $20 to the first producer that gives us a gay porn called “Big Beautiful Bills”

04.06.2025 23:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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THIS!!

21.05.2025 13:27 — 👍 102    🔁 77    💬 9    📌 8

$22 for a box of Imodium?

Ain’t that the shits…

27.05.2025 18:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This administration has set the bar so low...they are using as a limbo stick in hell.

20.05.2025 14:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We've had some great times during Trump's presidency.

19.05.2025 19:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pope Robert Irvine's Fit Crunch IV

09.05.2025 20:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Twice

02.05.2025 00:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Day 1 will be here any moment now..... I'm going to make a three egg omelet to celebrate. 🙄

30.04.2025 14:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's hilarious....but I'm still not giving BOZO any business.

29.04.2025 13:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gut says C, but I’m going with D.

28.04.2025 16:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A demented, lying, pants shitting moron.

25.04.2025 15:06 — 👍 24    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

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