Michael Jarvie

Michael Jarvie

@michaeljarvie.bsky.social

Samizdat novelist, short story writer, screenwriter, poet, editor.Translator of Georg Trakl and Gerhart Hauptmann. Working Class. Marxist. Atheist. Coming in 2026 Transformer: Writing the Black Country by Zero Books. linktr.ee/michaelkjarvie

904 Followers 713 Following 606 Posts Joined Sep 2023
13 hours ago

As a poor working-class writer, I can't afford to buy new books. I get them secondhand instead.
Another way to get hold of a new book is via your public library.
I've just put in a request for Darlington Library to buy a copy of Keshed by Stu Hennigan.
Fingers crossed.
#booksky #libraries

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17 hours ago
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We're in 1937 now, when the Nazi Zeppelin crashed and burned, just like the cover of the famous album.
It's an appropriate symbol for the Nazi regime, which will also crash and burn in 1945.

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2 days ago

@nickmacwrites.bsky.social
I see you liked my demolition on Goodreads of the Doer book.
😀

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2 days ago

One of those books is shit (I trashed it in my Goodreads review) but I’ve included it nonetheless. Remember, you can include films as well.

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2 days ago

These are the comp titles for my WIP, The Sharp Judge:

• Hans Fallada – Little Man, What Now? (1932)
• Hermann Broch – The Sleepwalkers (1932)
• Anna Burns – Milkman (2018)
• Anthony Doerr – All the Light We Cannot See (2014)
• Volker Kutscher – Babylon Berlin novels (2008-)

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2 days ago
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I always consider it a badge of honour to be blocked by another writer.

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2 days ago

God and the devil are just different facets of the same entity.

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3 days ago

Thought you might get that reference in. For the record, I hate panenkas. Not the book, obviously.😀

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5 days ago

From my Black American friend:

"As to the war, we are in the grip of the silly religious nuts who think they will bring White Jesus back out of the sky abode early, if they wipe our x y and z Arab and Mid East countries."

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5 days ago

I’ve read Ghost Signs and reviewed it favourably.

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5 days ago

I’m shortlisted for the Crossing the Tees short story competition. I’m going to the award ceremony at Middlesbrough library in a couple of weeks time to see if I’ve been placed. I desperately need the money. It’ll pay a bill or buy me food.

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5 days ago
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My BBC evidence. Suck it up.

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5 days ago

My thinking is that if the BBC tried to disqualify me I could easily make them look such discriminatory classist cunts they’d rue the day they tangled with me. I take no prisoners.

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5 days ago
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Since the deadline for the BBC Short Story Competition is fast approaching, here's how I'll be applying.

As a working-class writer, I've learned how to be resourceful and challenge that system that seeks to oppress me.

#booksky #writing #workingclass

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6 days ago

I’ve entered this before. I’m sure they’d find a way of disqualifying me if I won.

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6 days ago
Preview
Newcastle Writing Conference Newcastle Writing Conference is an event for writers at all stages of their careers. It aims to demystify the world of publishing and supports you to connect with peers and industry experts. Across on...

newwritingnorth.com/event/newcas... There's a writers' conference in Darlington in May of this year. As a Darlo writer Jarvie won't be able to go because he can't afford it. Jarvie is used to being excluded by now, so fill your boots if you're middle class.

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6 days ago

Barbie Goebbels.

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6 days ago

Things you don't need as a writer:

Bookmarks and tote bags. So much middle-class shite.

An author website. Only have one if you can afford it. I can't afford one, so I do without. Beggars can't be choosers.

A book trailer. You've written a book not a film. Behave.

#booksky #writing

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1 week ago
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Lifetime royalties.
Not bad for a self-published book of Austrian poetry in translation.
#booksky #poetry #trakl

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1 week ago
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World Book Day, eh? Well, here's my bestseller.
Despite the classism inherent in the UK publishing industry, this working-class writer and translator refuses to be silenced.
To be a writer is to be engaged in Marx's class struggle.
#booksky #translation #poetry #trakl #marxism #workingclass

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1 week ago

By the way, influencers are shallow cunts.
Glad the fuckers are hiding in cellars right now.

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1 week ago
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The evidence:

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1 week ago

Ok. the Jarvie view.
The Epstein war will be over in a few more days. At worst, it might drag on for another week.
The paedophile will declare victory and cease the bombing, once he sees the petrol prices shooting up at the pumps in the US.
Then he might turn his attention to Cuba.

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1 week ago
YouTube
Die schlesischen Weber YouTube video by Texte und Töne

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxSk... Quoted in my work in Progress "The Sharp Judge":
"Germany, we're weaving your funeral shroud."
When the new technology of emergent capitalism destroyed their livelihoods, the starving weavers had no alternative but to rise up against their oppressors.

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1 week ago
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Jarvie spreading the gospel on Twitter until the biker blocked me. He's a Christian. And demonstrates his love for Jesus by advocating violence and hating Johnny foreigner. He wants the Royal Navy to open fire on the boats. That'll teach 'em! ? Notice how he threatens to dob me in with Zero Books.

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1 week ago
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For information.

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1 week ago
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My Iran War email this morning.

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1 week ago

Where are the praetorian tribunes when you need them? Caligula’s mad again.

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1 week ago

Yep. His father was an Ashkenazi Jew from Eastern Europe.

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1 week ago

Facts don’t care for your feelings.

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