Johnny5

Johnny5

@fpljohnny5.bsky.social

68 Followers 17 Following 155 Posts Joined Jan 2026
3 hours ago

"we banged children together, I mean, great guy, probably the 2nd best the world has ever seen."

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3 hours ago

... or we'd have bombed it very Bigly

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3 hours ago

Yes that will ring change.

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3 hours ago

Check it out now?

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3 hours ago

The movie Nuremberg hits hard on many fronts. Drawing comparisons to the status quo of America is strikingly easy but not to be compared to the Holocaust.

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3 hours ago

All articles and coverage must be approved solely by editor in chief Epstump.

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4 hours ago

Yes. Simply, more easily controlled and more prone to fear and propaganda.

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12 hours ago

Don't give ole fucko any ideas twat. He wanted to nuke a damn hurricane for fuck sake.

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13 hours ago
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Academy Awards members, for your consideration: Best Production, Best Editing, Best Choreography and Best Performance by a Reality TV Host.

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15 hours ago
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Pentagon tightens controls over Stars and Stripes after calling it "woke" The new rules for the independent military newspaper are the Defense Department's latest effort to put extraordinary restrictions on journalists covering the agency.

Pentagon tightens controls over Stars and Stripes after calling it “woke” : NPR share.google/3Gm8DvG4Pri6...

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16 hours ago

Arne Slot should be out of a job.
#LFC

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17 hours ago

Illegal war: where's Congress?
Shitting on Constitution: where's Congress?
Epstein: where's Congress?
ICE: where's Congress?
Treason: where's Congress?
Insurrection: where's Congress?

It's theatre folks.

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1 day ago

Where's Congress?

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4 days ago

"....of course he rapes children. Why ask me."

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4 days ago

The missing files stash

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4 days ago

I'm sorry, I'm a pig. Who's next to him?

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4 days ago

I wish they'd fucking stop this bullshit. This is just to get more people to not vote. Same game, different network.

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4 days ago

To benefit Russia. To benefit him. Always 1 of 2 reasons this Admin does any fucking thing.

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4 days ago

Please world, everyone...boycott the Copa de Mundial in the US. Canada & Mexico are also hosting. My preference is to boycott FIFA but the allure of the event is far too great.

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4 days ago

Boomers were appalled by Watergate and the 3rd Reich. The past 10 years, they voted for it.

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4 days ago
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a pink background with polka dots . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a pink background with polka dots .
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5 days ago

Maga cheering thinking he called Muslims a racial slur

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5 days ago

Because it's Russian

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5 days ago

Servicemen and Servicewomen saw it also.
Funny though, they weren't even forced to apologize or announce the $700m defamation suit they paid for lying that lead to an insurrection.

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5 days ago

They're walking around legless and dead. They can't hear your phony disgusting thanks

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5 days ago

Very Bigly said they aren't. We trust Russia to be truthful.

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5 days ago
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Not really breaking any news here.

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5 days ago
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Not great.

Stay safe everyone and catch updates from U.S. National Weather Service Kansas City and your local news!

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5 days ago

Oof

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5 days ago

She can hold hands with him.

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