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Alistair Burns πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

@gashead.bsky.social

Bristolian, lover of good music, decent nosh, cats and dogs. Often seen on a bicycle. Squash partner of Satoshi Nakamoto.

760 Followers  |  686 Following  |  644 Posts  |  Joined: 28.06.2023  |  2.1014

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Nishikigi I reckon

15.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Grand Sumo Tournament on BBC Red Button. This is what we want, Strictly no more, Bake Off no more, Cowell no more...

15.10.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Political interference in football. I very much doubt Trump-loving Infantino will let FIFA suspend USA as they have done with other countries.

14.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Vitalijs Astafjevs

Vitalijs Astafjevs

Latvia's greatest ever player.

14.10.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trigger Happy TV Live 25th Anniversary Tour

Trigger Happy TV Live 25th Anniversary Tour

12.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
People magazine suggesting Paul McCartney sang Here Comes The Sun

People magazine suggesting Paul McCartney sang Here Comes The Sun

Good to know it was Paul, not George, who sang Here Comes The Sun.

10.10.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He really can't handle the emotional struggle of being bald in a country where fake hair for folically challenged is deemed acceptable.

04.10.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I enjoy the taste of potatoes which cheese and onion perfectly complement but vinegar destroys. Gratin dauphinois a classic, gratin vinegarois failed in the concept kitchen I suspect.

04.10.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am the anti-salt and vinegar resistance in Hertfordshire, ready salted all the way for me.

04.10.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hyacinth has kicked the bucket.

03.10.2025 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can't beat a good pig trotter omelette.

02.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump looking like he has taken a realistic view on winning The Nobel Peace Prize and pushing for the Gaza real estate opportunity while bullshitting all the way to the bank.

29.09.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw Boyle Sports on the West Ham shirts and looked them up in case they are a keenly priced sports clothing and equipment firm I hadn't heard of...no yet another betting company making vulnerable people's lives a misery.

29.09.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Metal Machine Music remarkably similar to an MRI scanner but they never have it as a music option.

28.09.2025 10:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump likely considering Russia, Israel, North Korea and Armenia to link up with USA in future Ryder Cups.

27.09.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

May I suggest the US PGA employ The Masters stewards equipped with horse whips at The Ryder Cup. Get in the hole would be an unoriginal quip of the past.

27.09.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Lorenzo on Mersea Island, his favourite place

Lorenzo on Mersea Island, his favourite place

Rest well Lorenzo, you were truly loved and brought so much to my life.

26.09.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At what time does political interference in sport get a country suspended from FIFA? Mexico and Canada may get a lot more World Cup games.

26.09.2025 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Radical left as they say even though they are primarily people with a conscience, sense of social justice and respect for the constitution.

24.09.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Brett James, a country music songwriter who wrote β€œJesus, Take the Wheel” for Carrie Underwood and dozens of other hits, was killed when small plane he was in crashed into a field in Western North Carolina on Thursday afternoon, officials said."

Avoiding the obvious about Jesus' piloting skills.

19.09.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yet another pole vault world record beaten by 1cm. Bubka then Duplantis maximise their bonus earnings with this financial rather than sporting goal but will never become legends like Bob Beamon.

15.09.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks. Ever since Tsunami Relief where everybody else made speeches and JDB announced "we all know why we're here so we'll just fucking go for it" and launched into Motorcycle Emptiness they had me.

13.09.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes it's not difficult to cross post and X is increasingly disreputable with its manipulation of tweet visibility.

13.09.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Manics I need to add!

13.09.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, just what I need!

13.09.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Instagram another road I won't go down but will check out the club app I installed but didn't dive into, cheers.

13.09.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have been patient but there is no way I can have X on my phone any longer. Leon joining in on the UK fascist scene, how many more countries does he want to bring down to his level of hatred and intolerance. Sadly no more Pink Floyd or Bristol Rovers men or women updates and scores for the latter.

13.09.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Side 1 Shine On You Crazy Diamond 1-5, oh and the rest.

12.09.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taking Tiger Mountain or Warm Jets would be a dilemma for me.

12.09.2025 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump looks at least one stroke under par today.

11.09.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9310    πŸ” 1031    πŸ’¬ 498    πŸ“Œ 78

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