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We spent so much time trying to figure this out

Make him do it

Make no mistake, if I owned the Lakers, any executive who deployed this sort of flabby, meaningless, MBA word salad, either publicly or privately, would be instantly dismissed.

I would call it an “efficiency.”

Incredible!

Mitchell is my favorite player on that squad.

If teams continue to throw two defenders at CC when she returns, the Fever are going to destroy them.

Checks notes… turns out Boston is in New England

I>AI

IMO people view elections through too much of a “Which candidate has the most answers to the test?” lens.

Candidates are performing for American voters with all of their flaws.

It probably as instructive to say “Trump never beat a man in an election” as anything else and I voted for Kamala and HRC

I suppose if there were more jobs where people were making more money, sure.

That’s just not the reality now.

I suppose there is some sense to it.

Prices jumping 40% during the pandemic rush was probably unsustainable, particularly with interest rates in the high 6s and 7s

A lot of the challenge is the next house.

Folks who paid premium in the pandemic at a lower interest rate may hold out hope that they can still get top dollar so they can afford that next place at a higher interest rate.

Make no mistake, if I owned the Lakers, any executive who deployed this sort of flabby, meaningless, MBA word salad, either publicly or privately, would be instantly dismissed.

I would call it an “efficiency.”

It’s happening… and it’s everywhere

It’s not isolated either.

Here’s another listing that’s dropped over 10% in just 45 days

Hang on just a bit longer. Prices may keep tumbling!😂

I’m seeing values tumbling everywhere.

It’s pretty nuts, but yeah, I heard an agent out that way say “and you can get fire insurance on this home” and that actually made me think worse of the place.

This is a random townhouse in a distant suburb of LA called Simi Valley.

Last year, it was valued at $741k. It just sold for $625k.

I say that to say, BE CAREFUL IF YOU’RE CONSIDERING A HOME PURCHASE!!!

The real estate market seems to be really tumbling.

The very people that voted for him…

Who could have ever possibly seen this coming?

The president is going to ask why Canada can’t build a wall to keep their smoke in their country, isn’t he?

GOAT

I am drinking dragon fruit and ginger juice right now.

Pretty sure the state of Georgia wouldn’t let me back even if I wanted to go.

Ohhh…

Let me check my WNBA schedule and get back to you. Sounds great.

And yeah, I love when the dolphins are out

Love it over there

“How can I seem more like Michael Jordan?” - Tom Brady, probably

Gently asks… did he really use those words?😅

when you have @nbabeau.bsky.social on your show, you gotta go over the best names to use in highlight reels

An American rebellion seems to be brewing…

This month!

I'm bringing back the #NBAEpitomeGame series

If you know, welcome back
If you don't, welcome

Now that I've told y'all, I gotta do it!

so let's get to it then