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The closest I've seen is "its bad for her to lay on the floor because of her joints". But she didn't lay on the floor. She put a single paw off of her mat. Is it bad for her joints to walk around the room? Is it bad for her joints to come over for scritches? Is it bad for her joints to get a drink?

I've yet to see a satisfying explanation for why:

1. Hasan screams at his dog after she takes a single step off her mat after peaceful laying there for over 2 hours

2. After the dog yelps, he does not check on her at all, just calls her a baby and spoiled.

When the person you hate for a bunch of reasons gives another reason why they're awful

Set up a terrarium for some isopods and they seem to like it

Made a quick Sumerian style goblin

Moth

Hot Alfiq on Senche-raht action

"No pet wolf. Wild animal need stay wild"
-how some of you killjoys would have been thousands of years ago, and I'm glad our ancestors ignored you.

Deer!

WHAT THE FUCK THE OBLIVION REMASTER IS REAL I THOUGHT IT WAS A MICKY D JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry kitten, daddy’s on the ledge rn. do you have any discord friends you can talk to

Since I have become aware of the insane trade deficit between myself and the grocery store, I'm implementing 50% reciprocal tarrifs on them until they start buying as much from me as I do from them

Once you pet the deer you can place unlimited deer in your base

BEST GAME EVER

Only person I trust to do what doge claims its doing is Titus Uno, Certified Public Accountant, Forensic Certified Public Accountant, and Chartered Global Management Accountant and the Forensic Certified Public Accountant team: Drew Samson, Dena Hope, Jack “Sheriff” Starr, and Veronica Jackson.

White people are just upset it took thousands of years and being invaded by nonwhite people before they were ever able to make an empire. Theve just been overcompensating ever since.

rien n'est sérieux, tout est drôle

There's no point trying to autopsy this. A 2016 autopsy is finding a mass on the liver that wasn't properly accounted for. A 2024 autopsy is cutting the guy open and finding everything below the skin was tumors in the shape of a person.

In...

***rolls dice***

North Platte, Nebraska there are...

***flicks spinner***

Bolivians who are...

***draws card***

peeing in people's birdbaths!

Elon Musk Removes Son's Kidney To "Eliminate Inificiantcy and Redundancy"

Within the week Vance is going to say that "Walz should stop horsing around" and then awkwardly wait for an applause while the handful of media reps who actually bothered to show up to his rally exchange puzzled glances

The right is getting better at reaching GenZ and its making the left nervous

Rose you're a lifesaver! Does 10am tomorrow work for you?

Perfect I'll see you then! Oh and do us both a favor and skip the ambien tomorrow.

No.. no Im so... no.. no you're right I'm... I'm sorry that was a stupid joke.

Yes... yes I know how it does that. I'm sorry. Ill see you tomorrow

No no nothing that serious! It was just a harmless prank but you know how the media is about things these days. Look all youd have to do is just sit there, drink some coffee and listen to a story. People love you! It will make it feel more personal.

Comeon please? Ill owe you one!

Rosseanne how are ya?

Oh fine thanks for asking. Say I'm in a bit of a bind and I was hoping I could as you a favor?

Oh its the papers they think they found out about some silly thing I did again and I wanna get ahead of it and thought you could help.

No that haven't found out about that yet.

What were seeing is people who subscribe to the 1 drop rule grappling with how that applies to people with 0 drops of white

Green Party voters solve the trolley problem by insisting we just build a new track that doesn't have anyone on it.

And then when that doesn't work instead of going to the next track change to get started hammering ties ahead of time they fuck off until the trolley starts sounding the alarm again.