leaux

this was considerably better than I thought it would be

I am watching child’s play for the first time

yeah she looks good as hell

realizing in realtime that @antlervel.vet looks like the hot lady from candyman

I just realized it has to be next level terrifying to look inside our closed restaurant dining room during siesta. It looks like the first scene from Midsommar in here

This is some real “first time online” level brain activity

Somehow the most insane post I’ve seen in weeks. Somehow

montrose

rosemont

…

coincidence?????

Fellas, is it out of pocket to frolic?

I need these paws for work you bet my gloves have armor

I am 5’2 and 110 pounds and I dread the day you all see me in my full face helmet

I look like a cartoon character

a spaceballs comparison has already been made

me to @evangaylion.bsky.social whenever i make us dinner

I love tulin so much

Greg Bovino looks like the devil spawn of Leslie Feinberg and……. and John Cena

Tim woke me up with the animal crossing news video and I almost started crying

Noni Slutbag. She's Italian

I look unhinged, I’m clearly ranting about something drink related, I’m baring my teeth

I didn’t win but I had my new favorite photo taken of me

Awful day to be Daniel Biss

democrats of all stripes should be rallying around kat abughazaleh asap. it doesnt matter where you stand ideologically. trying to jail dissenters is fundamentally unamerican and 100% fascist. democratic leaders at all levels should be making noise about it. you dont need a poll or focus group.

Today is the day, off I go to hopefully not break anything

“Suzanne the Bitch”

Grandmothers in 2025 have some wild nicknames to deny their grandmotherly-ness. Just roaming crowds of “Mimi’s,” “Gigi’s,” “Bunny’s,”“Slutbags,” it’s a lot to take in

not into this!

this is almost as bad as what they did to Town Danceboutique

if the lab monkeys have herpes, who am I to judge?

Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982

THIS IS WHAT EVANSTON GAMES AND CAFE TOOK FROM US

Two white dudes smiling at a slot car track

Long story short, at Bitter Blossom, we had a secret room in the back for slot car racing until Evanston Games and Cafe closed the bar down because they didn’t want that many gay people next door. 🤪

I kind of assumed I’d fall into a slightly gayer group. Nope. Just me and brad building a slot car course

something I didn’t anticipate about boyhood is that IRL, all my best friends in the world are named like. Brad and Glen. 80% of our texts are about e-motos or computer