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Mirror selfie of me in a black button up and suspenders

born To pokopia forced To be a suspenders startender bartender

I did!

I keep my poly roasting offline and all for my future standup for this very reason

I told this to a poly as a personality type coworker of mine once when she wasn’t getting a flirt return from someone and she looked at me like I’d thrown gasoline in her eyeballs

it’s dragon quest builders Pokémon

this game fucks. calling it a life sim is a tiny bit of a stretch, it’s way more of a sandbox this far

they saved pokemans

Pokopia time bitches

moving to New York gets me every time

lots of responses here and nobody’s played with a loaded handgun. Incredible.

yeahhh I don’t wanna publicly comment on it but the tolerance for certain kinds of behavior is super out of control. I had a very hard time during my session in 2024.

a very misty view of the chicago river in downtown

unironically one of my favorite kinds of chicago weather

yep. dunno why this shit always fucks me up super bad mentally but it does worse than pretty much any other rejection

didn’t make it into bartender summer camp again this year and handling it as well as u can expect

FWIW I do very much see this as a good thing. It is also super interesting how such a show of force all at once can result in the hyper standardization of a cuisine. People treat Thai food like it’s a massive chain.

brilliant diplomacy move that fucks up my shifts since my Thai workplace was opened after this time period (“why don’t you have pad see ew on the menu 👿”)

heighlee is my Mormon girl alt ego emphasis on the Mormon

the estradiol and DHEA are raging inside me

Under a fake name lol

they were doing breast milk shots at camp last year. I missed it but I got texted in real time about it. Fucking wild. Beats the butt chugging from my camp year

She is the cat

I tried to relaunch champagne velvet at dc9 in 2016 and I cannot believe I missed this ad entirely. This is incredible. I’m so mad

“You want fat tire? Or a blue moon… with orange 😏”

everybody call up your uncle who got really into craft beer in 2005- he surely will know

I just sent this to my friend and now I’m weeping because it’s SUCH a wonderful memory for me. I remember entering the program so hopeless and I remember my friend decorating my hand and singing under his breath really quietly “somewhere over the rainbow” and I was like, okay, this is living a life

Two hands applying henna to my hand

The finished work. Flowers so pretty and so delicate.

my friend’s kiddo is in a partial hospitalization program this week. I did one of those too, about 11 years ago. The thing i remember most was my hospital bestie doing henna on my hand to celebrate our “graduation.” I hope he’s doing great. I think about this memory a lot. It made me cry.

I love how Instagram influencer marketing for adhd women is always worded like a humble brag Like SLAY girlypop of course you were excelling in certain subjects and always your teacher’s favorite 🥰 boy adhders were burning ants with magnifying glasses ig

just met a “Meow”

Random white lady selfie, “you live in Dubai aren’t you scared”

Follow up post, “No because I know who is protecting us” and some dudes

it’s this exact post again and again and again and again and again and again and again

after years of actively avoiding any social media coming out of Dubai, scrolling the Dubai tag on Instagram is crazy-making in such new and exciting ways. The propaganda isn’t even sexy it’s just FUCKING WEIRD