honestly it’s all data collection for me cause it lets me know what elements I might need to downplay
no shes 22 years old going on 55 with her crazy skill set. She gives me kitchen waste for the challenge 😭
If u really want a cursed phrase tho can i offer you arctic char infused vodka? It’s literally for a cursed Bloody Mary cause chef challenged me to make a drink with the concept of “zero waste, but evil”
It’s okay. My coworker is Balkan and I’m trying to surprise him with something wacky. If it turns out tasting yummy, come try it out and I’ve got your first round!
Sorry for the annoying brief timeline crashout guys, I just have feelings about people insulting my work and would always rather explain my flavor process instead of just skipping away. This stuff is my passion and my livelihood and I love it and I love making you yummy things to drink!!
And nobody is going to gang up on you over tequila. I wouldn’t let that happen because I would rather just discuss tequila and have fun with it!
I changed my moderation settings for you. I keep those settings because I get harassed as a trans person. I apologize!
You have decided to double down and insult what I do by dismissing a project I’m working on as “maybe in a Bloody Mary” so I think I am missing something tongue in cheek.
My bad, I have replies turned off for non mutuals and forgot. I meant to discuss flavor and why things can work.
This is really mean spirited though, so I don’t really feel a need to go further. I work really hard at what I do and get my validation from my bar regulars and mentors. Be well.
It plays gorgeous in a margarita.
I work with a lot of funky ingredients and you wouldn’t believe the things people will say to my face. 🫠
at the risk of looking like I’m putting someone on blast (I promise this is not the intent!) I am always fascinated by negative reactions to infusions. Let’s break it down; it’s agave and the sweet smoke from the red pepper and eggplant.
It’s savoury and balanced and took real effort and care!
She is so so so so bad at this
Going for the neck of the @evanstonroundtable.bsky.social , a major newspaper in the district YOU WANT TO FUCKING WIN is craaaazy business, Laura. anyways this is a really tough watch sorry for sharing to your feeds
ajvar tequila for the Balkan hotties on deck folks
@katmabu.bsky.social hey girl I found your cocktail to-go but the garnish is a little dried out do u still want it
yummy yummy failed experiments
cleaning out the walk in at work cleaning out the walk in at work cleaning out the walk in at work
I’m gonna win
I told the casting director “my name is Lauren McGrath and boy do I have some moves for you” (grapevine and spin clap)
this phrasing was totally unprompted and my family is VERY lucky I was never kidnapped because that’s just how I talked to strangers!!!
I’m a tofu pup kid now
lo lore- I auditioned for the Oscar Meyer weiner commercials as a child despite hating hot dogs
I literally auditioned for Barney as a child and got beat out by “Michael”
okay babies now let’s get in formation
and that’s 20 years of difference baby
Happy Pokopia Hoppip day
It feels like playing Red again for the first time tbh like so much to discover ahhh
grudge morning
Face of a woman who made her wedding guests listen to a string quartet play the start screen music to FF7 before her ceremony
“literacy ally” is fucking killing my ass rn
I cannot think of any other explanation other than being a wee bit transphobic or being stuck in the service well
