@danielleweisberg.bsky.social
I’m a writer but I have good qualities too (CONAN, The Simpsons, Krapopolis, McSweeney’s, your television show???) she/her dweisberg123@gmail.com for samples ✌️ https://directories.wga.org/member/danielleweisberg
We’re doing another Friday the 13th tomorrow?? can we really afford that right now
I wrote a children’s book for my 5-year-old nephew and I think it could be what we in the biz call a Real Book! If you have any knowledge of children’s picture book lit rep/or know reps accepting submissions please dm or email me dweisberg123@gmail.com thank youuuuu xo
I like to imagine that the guys on Hinge who answer the prompt “the way to win me over…” with things like “pizza” or “tacos” or simply “food” fall a little bit in love with every waiter who has ever served them
They don’t like their employees unionizing either :(( also I tried to apply there a few years ago and they make you do a video answering questions about why you want to work there so unfortunately they have sucked for some time
the fuck REI??? You can keep my one dollar in dividends
I’m outraged and heartsick that someone attacked a synagogue in Michigan, and I’m outraged and heartsick that the IDF dropped charges against Israeli soldiers who we know sexually assaulted Palestinian detainees, and I’m outraged and heartsick that some will suggest one of these mitigates the other.
it’s that time once again! I am looking for work. I would love that work to be full time! I would love even more for it to be staff writing work on a television show!!
well it took two hours and many exasperated WHYs but I have started knitting sleeve number one (of two)
are there any ways in which wars are not just money laundering schemes that also sacrifice poor people
can’t stop kissing the top of my baby nephew’s little head. Addicted to that thing
We need reparations for ICE victims.
Anything short of that is setting the stage for a massive wealth grab from people of color that will re-entrench racial disparities for generations.
Julio's passing is a call to action for:
- rigorous, independent oversight of detention facilities.
- DHS accountability so that no one else faces the life‑threatening conditions that Julio endured.
Give: tinyurl.com/juliogfm
wait is a troop one soldier or a bunch??? Even looking it up the results were “either one or a group.” So how do we measure how many troops have been killed with this whack definition? @merriam-webster.com I need some help
SNAP cards? You mean the debit cards pre-loaded with a set amount of money to be used specifically for groceries? He’s claiming someone told him they didn’t know how money works at a grocery store after growing up using money at grocery stores? These people are not serious
had to pick up dry cleaning and get gas today. Pls keep my bank account in your thoughts
There’s nothing more pleasant than being 100% done with a piece except that you still have a last-minute chance to swap a few of the adjectives for superior adjectives
I live in the state of California, he's my governor, I voted for him in 2018, and he's the worst piece of trash imaginable.
He hates the trans community, he's criminalized being homeless in a state where hardworking people are one missed paycheck from the street. He had Bannon on his podcast
my late godmother lived in Boyle Heights at the time and her father drove them down south after the earthquake to stay with relatives and she said when they drove through Long Beach past apartment buildings there were front walls sloughed off and she could see in everyone’s units like a diorama
damn. Got me
Danielle Weisberg you log off right this minute you have to finish your feature by the end of the month
congress sounds like such a good idea I wish it was real
it’s mandatory
my mom told me today in the 70s people “didn’t snack much” and biked everywhere so as someone who loves snacks and can’t ride a bike I’m gonna be pretty unhappy
if there’s not a secret library behind that thing I’m gonna be so mad
I have an idea for international women’s day how about blue shield starts covering egg retrieval and cryogenics 😍😍😍 because right now it is 0% covered on my plan
They also had Amber Alert and Dolly Levi who did a death drop ON CEMENT then told us they just turned 68 and a half
LA queer scene is the best. I went to the wedding anniversary party of one of my oldest friends and they had it at an art gallery and Meatball performed
if they wanted me to respect Claude they shouldn’t have named it the homophone for fool
You get it
