danielle weisberg

it’s mandatory

my mom told me today in the 70s people “didn’t snack much” and biked everywhere so as someone who loves snacks and can’t ride a bike I’m gonna be pretty unhappy

if there’s not a secret library behind that thing I’m gonna be so mad

Ali Khamenei’s son Mojtaba chosen as Iran’s new supreme leader Move could lead to escalation of war as Donald Trump has already called Mojtaba Khamenei an unacceptable choice

omg nepo baby alert

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I have an idea for international women’s day how about blue shield starts covering egg retrieval and cryogenics 😍😍😍 because right now it is 0% covered on my plan

They also had Amber Alert and Dolly Levi who did a death drop ON CEMENT then told us they just turned 68 and a half

LA queer scene is the best. I went to the wedding anniversary party of one of my oldest friends and they had it at an art gallery and Meatball performed

if they wanted me to respect Claude they shouldn’t have named it the homophone for fool

You get it

why is the wind????

prob one of my least favorite things about my ocd is that when a song gets stuck in my head it REALLy gets stuck. Anyway I’ve been mentally listening to Baby Beluga for about two weeks straight

Like a lot of things rich guys believe and fund, the AI consciousness thing is in part driven by a desire to abscond from the responsibility of what they've made. It also explains why so many of them think we're in a simulation. Doesn't matter if everybody died if we're all just 1s and 0s baby!

Lotta little 1099s and people on unemployment this past year folks!!!!

I love my yearly chit chat check in with my accountant as she does my taxes and we talk about the industry and she reminds me that everyone is struggling not just me and I go right :) right :(

NIJC: Immigrant Rights and Immigration Legal Services NIJC keeps families together, frees people from the dangers of immigrant detention, and prevents asylum seekers from being deported based on unjust laws and illegal government actions.

This is exactly why organizations like the National Immigrant Justice Center are so important, especially when families are forced to navigate a system that refuses to give them answers.

Please support organizations like NIJC, families deserve answers:

love using the free version of an app and getting an add for Zillow like .. want to buy a house?? Baby I didn’t even buy this app

my ultimate fantasy right now is to be put on one of those medieval torture devices where you’re pulled from your wrists and ankles at the same time. It looks like it feels sooooo good for at least a second

diet Dr Pepper elite choice

good lord

do you think she chose “laid off due to lack of work” or did she type her own answer in the box

it’s so annoyingggg my Ralph’s now has its own two aisles of basically all toiletries and medicine that are blocked on the ends and you have to pay at the end of the aisle before going to the rest of the store

Omgggg

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

I have gotten to the bottom ribbing of the body of my sweater but I forgot how much I hate 1x1 rib and also forgot I’ll have to do 1x1 rib for the arm cuffs as well ooooooh knitting you got me again

damn she became her own evil twin

Danielle smiling and holding her script at her Simpsons table read. It has a pink script cover because the PAs let her choose her color of paper.

And I just realized today is the anniversary of my table read. How fun is that! This was three days before every show moved to zoom and we all became locked away

anyway!!! I’m avail for WA work if you are starting a room or working on a pilot etc etc

feeling nauseated all the time is good right

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

this was so fun!!! And I got to hang with @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social and meet @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social AND @jojoginn.bsky.social.
A very good day for Danielle