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danielle weisberg

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I’m a writer but I have good qualities too (CONAN, The Simpsons, Krapopolis, McSweeney’s, your television show???) she/her dweisberg123@gmail.com for samples ✌️ https://directories.wga.org/member/danielleweisberg

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it’s a beautiful 90° day in LA in winter which I’m sure has nothing to do with the relentless bombing of the Middle East for the past few years

01.03.2026 21:45 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ha ha yeah

01.03.2026 19:12 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

28.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 23105    🔁 5869    💬 141    📌 63

I will never be into gen AI and I will never understand war!!! I am increasingly a luddite pacifist

01.03.2026 08:13 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

so many things are not inevitable but we treat them as such and it makes me feel crazed!!!

01.03.2026 07:22 — 👍 24    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

“We’re bombing for peace” oh ok that makes sense thank you for explaining

01.03.2026 00:31 — 👍 20    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

We have to stop anthropomorphizing billionaires.

01.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 93    🔁 19    💬 2    📌 0

Yes and yes

01.03.2026 00:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.

28.02.2026 21:19 — 👍 5443    🔁 1725    💬 55    📌 25

damn. Had a dream last night that I still hadn’t finished the math homework assignment from my last high school dream. I don’t think I’m ever gonna finish that thing

28.02.2026 19:17 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ok I’ll be more honest - not some, all. I hit them all. I love going to the cages

28.02.2026 08:00 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m gonna be honest I am deeply troubled by a lot of what’s going on around me and with me and everything in general but I smacked the shit out of some softballs at the batting cages and that felt good. So I do recommend that as a pretty affordable stress relief option

28.02.2026 07:59 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We live in hell but do our best

26.02.2026 05:58 — 👍 459    🔁 146    💬 8    📌 6

obsessed with how little we learn actually!! Yes that’s my Nation she’s run by Idiots and People Who Sacrifice Other People’s Children For Profit

28.02.2026 07:33 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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QuitGPT — OpenAI Execs are Trump's Biggest Donors Join the movement. Delete ChatGPT. Cancel your subscription. It's time to quit.

ACAB includes ChatGPT

quitgpt.org

28.02.2026 05:13 — 👍 991    🔁 466    💬 6    📌 9

everyone is saying

28.02.2026 05:21 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sometimes you have to dry swallow a lactaid so you can have pizza with your pals and that’s just a fact

28.02.2026 05:18 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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How Kansas Republicans weaponized the law to target 300 trans driver's license holders SB 244 was put into effect virtually overnight, causing chaos, panic and fear in the trans community.

New — I spoke to eight trans people in Kansas about the new state law that invalidated their driver’s licenses overnight, what’s it’s like to live there right now, plus details of two DMV emails exclusively obtained by The Handbasket that shed light on the law’s chaotic and cruel rollout:

28.02.2026 00:12 — 👍 5072    🔁 2126    💬 92    📌 99

I’ll say this for Max Landis: he may be a creep but he’s also a bad writer

27.02.2026 19:02 — 👍 1525    🔁 227    💬 24    📌 0
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Donate to Support A Community Leader's Recovery, organized by Catherine Schetina Hi, my name is Catherine Schetina, and I’m organizing this fundraiser on beha… Catherine Schetina needs your support for Support A Community Leader's Recovery

Eva Woods is a tireless community leader in Los Angeles who has, for years, spearheaded care for our neighbors in MacArthur Park. She was recently assaulted and needs help to pay for extensive medical bills. If you can support, friends have organized a GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/support-a-...

27.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 347    🔁 143    💬 3    📌 7

my baby nephew fell asleep on me for the first time today 😎😎😎😎😎 it rocked

27.02.2026 05:16 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

highly rec getting on Bonta’s newsletter list. One email a week and it’s very thorough

27.02.2026 05:04 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I’m aware this sounds like depression. That is because of the depression

27.02.2026 00:03 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

my “it’s 5 o’clock somewhere” is “sleep when baby sleeps” because nowhere in there does it say your baby. And there is definitely a baby sleeping somewhere at every moment of the day

26.02.2026 23:47 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
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highly recommend dissociating while binge watching Caribbean Life, as I do many nights

26.02.2026 22:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I also love that, as a woman in her mid-30s who might want kids but not right now, my hormonal contraception has prevented me from ovulating since I’ve been on it, meaning I have nearly all of my eggs. Pretty neat. Especially since the government wants babies so bad. You’re welcome, GOP!!

26.02.2026 08:58 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my favorite side effect of my hormonal contraception is that my periods are not 10 days long every 2 weeks! My second favorite is that I always know what day it is

26.02.2026 08:56 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Loved that premiere

26.02.2026 08:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

25.02.2026 16:24 — 👍 18283    🔁 6176    💬 197    📌 170