danielle weisberg

‘Let our website’s new genius AI help you!’ babe your website can’t even recognize that a login from Danielle’s iPhone 13 is not a suspicious hacking of Danielle’s account. Let’s get our priorities straight

bees keep flying into my balcony sliding door. Are they dumb or did I make such a welcoming environment that they cannot stay away?

Homelessness is a policy failure, not a personal one.

I’m annoyed now that it closed on broadway far too soon

And what a gorgeous reprieve from jukebox musical hell!!!! It’s so good. And so much tap. Great costuming. Jokes! go go go

hey guys it’s me. I saw Some Like It Hot (the musical) at the Pantages today and FOLKS. It is a SHOW. That thing is a musical for musical lovers. 10/10 no notes. One particular physical comedy dance sequence had me on the actual edge of my seat. It’s in town one more week GO SEE IT

remember it’s ACAB unless I’m booked as a detective

a screen grab from a scene in this season’s finale of The Rookie where I am standing behind a bunch of cops as a detective doing a good job looking unimpressed

guess what baby I did background on The Rookie and my annoyed face made the cut. Season finale very first scene you’ll see this disgruntled mouse. The direction was “be unimpressed” and my mom said I “looked very natural” because I “have a lot of experience being annoyed.”

a friend and I roadtripped to Bakersfield because the CSU there had such a huge supply (redder area meant fewer takers) and when we got there they had a step and repeat photo station and told us to tell our LA friends to drive up there and get jabbed. It was awesome. I cried

whomst will be brave enough to invent a tv remote that has both light up buttons and a qwerty keyboard

The wildest thing about this era is watching so many institutions say out loud yeah, we’re done committing ourselves to excellence, we’re going to specialize in the coddling of mediocre white men

"lol generative AI is so bad that I just HAD to try to see if the image I suggested would also come out bad."

No, you didn't have to. You're willingly feeding them so you can post a silly post. Take the No Quote Dunking mentality and apply it to AI. Just don't.

there’s a lot going on right now I know that but I really think we aren’t talking enough about how perfect Campari tomatoes are. Delightful. robust. And have you smelled their vines??? Heaven

You won’t believe what I just did

just marked an email as unread, exited my email app, then saw I had a new email only to open the email I had just marked unread. This is because I am a genius

so true. Almost nothing more true

a USA Today headline reading “Actor Dean Cain, who played Superman in the '905, reveals he joined ICE” by Edward Segarra with an accompanying photo of idiot Dean Cain speaking at a CPAC event

Dean will be the only ICE agent willingly unmasked, desperately hoping to be recognized.

I have put in the work!!

I asked for two donut holes and she gave me six. Hell yeah Cecilia you’re my girl

might as well just say come one, come all ye racist high school graduates!

anyway the highlight of my summer and possibly year has been becoming a regular at my local donut/boba shop. Feeling incredible

why did every car maker decide muted steel blue grey is the color of 2025? Can we get some pink or yellow out here to lighten the mood folks

besides therapy I think the most important therapeutic tool is singing the Waitress OBC album top to bottom like at least once a week

I’m so serious rn we need the networks and studios greenlighting WAY more shows so actors don’t have to do things like .. this. There is not enough work

RFK Jr. backs down all the time when he gets push back, so if anyone wants to call, here's the HHS number 1-877-696-6775.
I'd also call your senators/reps as well.

listen one day you're young and the next you have a favorite toilet at work

Shuttering the department that within a year-ish helped make Covid remarkably less deadly than it was originally, saving millions of lives from debilitating illness and death. Dictated by one of the biggest idiots of our time.

Jewish people doing this type of writing is INFURIATING. Absolute cowards.

Packaged thrifty’s is now in stores at Ralph’s and it tastes exactly the same and the price is right!!

🗣️ we should go back to glass bottles whenever possible!! There’s a reason “reduce” and “reuse” come before “recycle”