danielle weisberg

Omg it’s freezingggggg (61°)

I personally need the world in general to get better so when I say all I want to really be doing is writing television it will feel less dumb. And also so the world would be better

Today marks the two-year anniversary of the horrific October 7 attack.

As we mourn the 1,218 lives lost that day, let us also keep alive the dream of a lasting peace and a better future for all.

Ceasefire now. Every hostage must come home. And a safer world for everyone.

The Cobrasnake Beat Trump Advisor Stephen Miller in a High School Election “Our high school was very diverse, which I loved, but it always seemed to bother Stephen and make him mad.” - Mark Hunter, aka the Cobrasnake

Never forget that Stephen Miller lost his high school election to the Cobrasnake. 2000s hipster LES folks know exactly how hilarious this is. pitchfork.com/news/71675-t...

Someone in the office had it yesterday and I’ve been thinking about it for a full 24 hours

tbh I do love this country and it is inherently patriotic to want to make it better

it’s my constitutional right to not love this country actually

so do you guys think the Terracotta Army was artists’ interpretation or that the statues were modeled after the actual warriors? I think the latter

Like baby catch your breath! we have time this is not a live taping

god I love when archeologists/hosts of archaeology tv shows do their little performative breathless explanations when showing a great find

But if I’m the one around you if you need CPR I will get to your heart honkin tits aside!!

Yeah it was jarring

In my CPR class we only had male/no breast dummies and there were a few stats shared about how bystanders are less likely to help women and people with breasts who need resuscitating because they didn’t want to expose them to the public even for life-saving services. It’s kind of a huge issue

Realistically if I wanted to start a petition or raise funds to get the American Heart Association and Red Cross to have training dummies include dummies with breasts how could I go about that?

thanks

Danielle you have a mini Twix in your car don’t forget

was my dupe of the Superba baby kale salad worth it?? Yeah obviously but still

after getting organic kale from the farmers market and during the clean and prep process finding worms and chrysalises and shit I have decided that pesticides are good

thumb-looking man wearing a “defend the 2A” shirt designed to look like a bottle of Jack Daniel’s walks into Panera with hands in fists. Is he angry about his choice of slightly-elevated hospital food? Or just in a constant state of fight or flight? Fascinating. I am an observer. An anthropologist

It’s never too late to start masking again.

It can be daunting to mask back up when no one else is bothering, but your health is worth it.

Every Covid infection is a dice roll with disability, and a good respirator like an N95 stops chains of transmission.

You’ll also get less colds & flus!

approximately once per fiscal quarter I feel an unquellable urge to order a bowl of ramen via delivery app. It is always $30 and it always takes an hour. There is no telling how long I will continue this stupid pattern but I will continue.

I simply love a Dodger win

and here comes Roki 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Every time someone comes to bat in new cleats I’m like omggggg cute! (I play catcher)

Mookie is soooo me chatting during games with players on either team

it looks like a toy school bus being turned by the hand of a child

There’s no way to tell if cybertrucks don’t come with turn signals or if the drivers simply choose to never employ them. either way I’ve never seen one

no one who runs a social media site is normal and that should tell us all something!!! You should learn from that!!! Not me though I want to keep posting

Prop 50 is important LA!!

heyyyy are you registered to vote