Hank Chianski

I simply refuse to believe this isn’t a Chris Morris sketch:

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He had a thriving writing business until AI came along but now he’s struggling to find work.
Please repost this far and wide in the hope that he can find some writing work.
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Sleep tight…

Pulp poetry.

My son now has to leave at 6.50am - parents slam changes to Sunderland bus routes “My son now has to leave at 6.50am to get to school on time which means he's half an hour early”

To be honest, he looks old enough to drive the bus.

Christmas Eve.

The right revs up A slight smugness is detectable in British reactions to the electoral success of Jörg Haider's Freedom party in Austria. What can you expect of a country that largely welcomed the Anschluss and chose ...

Oh wow. This from 26 years ago didn’t even report it as an allegation. Reports as a fact that Farage used the n-word or variants of it. That he was using it down the pub suggests he really wasn’t trying to hide it. All the media had to do ten years ago was check their archives.

Stewart Lee: Had youthful Farage’s youthful alleged racism story been about a figure on the left, it would not have been disappeared You would think the alleged indiscretions of the youthful Nigel Farage would have drawn outrage from a just and impartial British media. Strangely, it seems they have not

I am liking Stewart Lee's stuff in @thenerve.news‬

www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...

"I have met some very bad people....none as bad as trump.

Not one decent cell in his body..so yes - dangerous."

Jeffrey Epstein 2017

The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

+ 'YOU ARE ENTERING AN INFECTED AREA. RABIES' +

The UK’s Ministry of Agriculture, Food and Fisheries issued this sign during the late 1980s. The ministry was dissolved in 2002.

Thanks to Brendan Street for sending this my way.

Boxes of Roses and Whiskas for kittens,
Discounts on kettles and M&S mittens
That lovely young man who sang "fried onion rings"
I think non white people can advertise things

Well, to begin with this morning, happy eighth birthday to this tweet

We know what the comedians got out of the Riyadh comedy festival. What about the Saudi regime? | Jonathan Liew The tawdry event was an ultimately doomed attempt by the Saudi government to buy the kind of authentic grassroots culture it is unwilling to countenance, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Liew

We know what the comedians got out of the Riyadh comedy festival. What about the Saudi regime?
Jimmy Carr, Louis CK, Jack Whitehall, Omid Djalili, Kevin Hart, Dave Chappelle, Pete Davidson
Es ist unglaublich...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Yesterday they were shooting priests in the head with rubber bullets. Today they're arresting journalists. If you have anyone in your life who doesn't regularly follow the news and doesn't understand how bad things are and how bad they're about to get, you need to tell them right now. Time is short.

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown

schrödinger’s paddington - he’s either putting it up or taking it down depending on how racist you are

'Dark And Lonely Water' Sign (PRE-ORDER // SHIPS IN NOVEMBER) + AS SEEN ON 'TASKMASTER' (CHANNEL 4) + 'Danger No Swimming' sign inspired by the 1973 Public Information Film 'The Spirit Of...

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On the money.

Dear lord lolz

#neverforget

I’m no expert, but I think he’s a mad fucker.

If Obama or Biden had said this, it would be rightfully understood as them arrogating dictatorial authority to themselves, it would be the only thing anyone in the media or opposition would talk about for a year, and it would probably end their presidency. For Trump, it’s literally just Tuesday.

I am going to communicate with the spirit of my old cat Biggles, who died in 2010, to ask what he'd do about the "migrant crisis".-

"Have you learnt the routine Shaky?"
"Don't worry lads, just do your thing and I'll style it out."