MrSlacker123

Do unfortunately think we could do some damage by getting the theatre kids to dress up as jesters to follow ICE around all jingle-jangling

I think we have to face the possibility that in the next six months, we’re going to see a leaked conversation between Sexy Anime Grok and Texas Senator Ted Cruz

BDG breaking it down low please!

An unwanted drawing of two knights on the flower field (they supposed to be Ed and Stede). It was requested as a potential commission but apparently it was too late (or mb it just sucks, idk) and the person changed their mind.. so it's just a regular drawing now.

#gentlebeard
pride knights
#commissionsopen

Screenshots of the number '10%' and then Gianmarco's attempt to get 10% of the audience to raise their hand by saying "raise your hand if you've ever played Dungeons and Dragons". Leading 90% of the audience to raise their hand, leaving Gianmarco ashamed.

not from around here are ya?

Coming soon- Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! ☁️

Join Brennan Lee Mulligan and the Intrepid Heroes (Emily Axford, Ally Beardsley, Brian Murphy, Zac Oyama, Siobhan Thompson, Lou Wilson) for a high-flying adventure unlike anything you've ever seen

Premieres June 4th, only on @dropout.tv

Let's talk corvids 🐣

#UmActually

Think of the gay children on @tumblr.com! 💔

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Elon Musk: “I work 180 hours a week and have 14ish kids. Why can’t everyone else work 180 hours a week and have 14ish kids?”

The pile of 100 billion dollars in the corner of his bedroom: “I dunno man, it just doesn’t make sense…”

Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 5...

Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death

Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee

Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee
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men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look in each other's eyes

"Tiger Woods is dating Donald Trump Jr.'s ex-wife, who kept Trump as her last name," I say. Forty-thousand bees descend on me instantly, killing me in seconds. That was the magic sentence, it turns out. The relief is immense.

‘Gastronauts’ Renewed for Season 2 at Dropout, New Chef Contestants and Guest Judges Revealed (EXCLUSIVE) Comedic culinary competition "Gastronauts" has been renewed for Season 2 at indie streamer Dropout.

Season 2 incoming... 🚀

Putting 7 cheeses in my enchiladas tonight because god is dead and we killed him

CALLS ARE WORKING - it has bought us precious time, but we NEED to keep the pressure up.

Tomorrow is the cloture vote.

KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️

Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill.

Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.

Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ...

Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect

While I understand there are different political views and that violence is not the correct way, If one person even tries to talk to me about "race mixing", I will throat punch them idc.

From the same group that brought you “if you criticize genocide you’re antisemitic” it’s “that guy who changed a website’s moderation around to support nazis wasn’t actually doing a nazi salute”.

Um. What did I just watch?

Tiktik from Hollow Knight

I hear they just banned this and I'm very hurt about it

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Shifting of metal.
A fallen knight, on knees, face towards the sky.
Snow bites a nose with powdered kisses.
Is that blood or tears?
So much light.
Do you hear that song?
Smell like home.

You can all migrate to xiaohongshu, but if my algorithm of Chinese makeup tutorials and cpop dance trends changes, you have to leave.

The Supreme Court will hear a challenge to a provision of the Affordable Care Act that requires insurers to cover the cost of preventative health treatments such as cancer screenings.

Understand what's at stake: voxdotcom.visitlink.me/1xCuGx

Someone on Twitter writes: "Unfortunately die work wear or whatever is a psyop to turn men into women . Cuz why the hell else would he be telling them to dress that gay"

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

@marcelias.bsky.social: "I am more powerful than Elon Musk, I am more powerful than Mark Zuckerberg, and I am more powerful than Jeff Bezos, because I can say right now out loud, fuck you, Donald Trump, fuck you. And they can't afford to do that."