This looks like it could be a great place to put a cask of amontillado, if you just sealed that window first.

They have a soul?

Meat locker. Babies love to hang upside like bats next to ham.

Yes! I had been looking a while ago, but gave up because I got distracted with summer sports.

Just food and milk! I had to set up the mini fridge for beverages because there wasn’t room for a Costco run.

Does anyone know of any restaurant auctions going on? I think it’s time to buy a commercial refrigerator to deal with the absurd amount of humans here.

Why don’t you want to learn about hands?

Nobody handles alcohol worse than wisconsin fans. BYU fans are better drunks.

Now we’re really never going to see Playmakers again.

That’s one way of putting it. A better one might be “Renowned for their chicken tartare.”

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Hopefully this goes as smoothly as possible.

Somebody is smoking some good stuff out on Nicollet Mall. Minneapolis is back!

Once we get a new administration, give ICE’s budget to me. I’ll fix this.

Heaven is whenever
We can put a full roster together

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Good morning fellow accountants!

I drove past Target Field this morning, and they were putting up the Spirit Halloween signage.

It’s kinda sad to see them not be as efficient as they used to be.

They haven’t discovered Mario Kart in wisconsin yet. The badgers just suck because the program is returning to its rightful place in the sport.

It’s Steve Buechele’s fault.

One harried staffer at the Budget Rent-A-Car desk in Toledo, trying to rent enough vans to get half the St. Paul Saints to Cleveland

The soothing tones of The Trooper by Iron Maiden

Me: All right, time for a nice easy run.

SiriusXM:

6’6”, I believe.

Xcel appears to be saying everyone who has lost power will he without it for 24 hours.

Cool and good.

No, try again. Make me a luxury vehicle that blocks Teams and email.

If you like to drink a lot but have no tolerance and don’t understand what indoor plumbing is for, you’re a wisconsin fan.

Just a 5k on a treadmill with a slight incline.

I may be slightly out of practice and out of shape.

“Overreaching” is how my workout got described.

Garmin telling me that I should take 3 days to recover from my run.

Garmin, I have teenage daughters that can be this mean to me. Why not offer some constructive criticism?

I learned over a decade ago that “a year older” doesn’t mean “better” when the linemen were shit to begin with.

So I guess one good thing came from the Tim Brewster debacle.

Not all of it was mine, to be honest.

Just throw all 3 together in a big bottle and see how your body reacts a half hour later. That’s your spot on the mood chart for the day.

1 section for the Muce, 1 for pre-workout, 1 for whey protein. Just don’t get them mixed up.