By a lot.

I’ll only accept if I can dress like early-to-mid 90s Spurrier.

Aren’t I just so lucky?

I’ll remember to bow politely when I let my St. Thomas underling clean out my garbage can tomorrow.

Your St. Thomas is showing, sir.

Having just survived one just an hour and a half ago, I think they’re fine.

Wait what?

He deserves another recruiting cycle.

It’s in Iowa City. They know exactly what they’re doing, and they know they’re right.

Oui.

The Newfound Gap: not named for @hardywallbanger.bsky.social’s mom.

Keeper getting a brace?

You better not pass it up.

I can’t believe Nebraska lost even though @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social wore his lucky outfit.

I am terribly sorry that I’m not there to be a bad influence on you.

Nebraska having an OL get called for targeting is peak Nebraska. Roid rage is a sonofabitch.

I ran multiple states away to avoid it.

Matt Rhule is going to have a fun time at Penn State.

No survivors.

Shush, you.

Last week was tOSU. That happens.

This is fucking Purdue.

Wisconsin football head coach Glen Mason.

You really should.

I’m going to develop a drinking problem.

Therapist: “What do you think is the cause of your trust issues?”
Me: “I’ve had Gopher football tickets since 19…”
Therapist: “Oh my. So let’s work on some advanced coping mechanisms.”

We do not claim or necessarily accept him.

Fox is trying so hard to make Illinois football seem cool and fun.

Yeah, I do not want to be reminded of when the golden age of Deadspin was.

We just need to get these boys some Malört and watch their chubby souls leave their bodies.

He’s not even the biggest flop from that recruiting class!

Malachi Nelson has now been benched by 3 different schools, including UTEP!