gabi

my ex called me mid coochie wax so I should fuck him? yes?

nothing could have prepared me for seeing Sean Paul

I think my whole life until just now I thought Sean Paul was Sean Kingston

dermal piercing in the chest

I’m in constant migraine pain :(

but I do NOT want poppi

I wish they would put fiber in coke

On the hottest most packed train of my life

Kinky straight bundles look so good

Lateral raises? I’m a girl

I make such bad decisions sometimes
They built a Popeyes by my old apartment and I still moved

I hate that I need an extra job to fuel my consumerism

constantly in need of getting my eyebrows done 😞

this movie is pure derangement

not being able to see without my glasses makes me want to not wear them so I can learn to see without them

give me my nonchalant nigga back I don’t want any more chatty cathys

I love Clifton so much thank you Howard for teaching me how to read poetry

“Hand on my heart / hand on my stupid heart” just gives me the same feeling as “who would have thought / who would believe”

going to start locs and become a hijabi at the same time just in case

Can they play disturbia in the club plsss

Mwhahaha

my mommy is coming over tmrw which means I’m getting pho

every month I have to pay bills :(

a man who cheated on his wife with her sister told me I’ll never be happy bc I’m an independent woman

alright

I don’t care about being allergic to shellfish anymore
Give me the shrimp