barney farmer's Avatar

barney farmer

@barneyfarmer.bsky.social

Yūgen appreciation society. Writes Drunken bakers etc for Viz. Wrote this http://bit.ly/33iyIe8 this https://bit.ly/2PKjMRI and that https://bit.ly/3v32pj8 so…

2,865 Followers  |  520 Following  |  30 Posts  |  Joined: 10.10.2023
Posts Following

Posts by barney farmer (@barneyfarmer.bsky.social)

Nice one Brian. By the way, how is Clonmel? Worked there a short while one Autumn long ago, a happy memory. Excellent white pudding. A pear doughnut. Running around apple scented country lanes of a morning.

05.02.2026 09:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post image

Happy #saintnicholasday
Yay.

@barneyfarmer.bsky.social

06.12.2025 11:33 — 👍 62    🔁 15    💬 2    📌 0

RIP Charley

21.11.2025 14:17 — 👍 25    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
Post image

Or can he?

@barneyfarmer.bsky.social

08.11.2025 10:49 — 👍 270    🔁 93    💬 10    📌 14
Post image

I'm currently beating a music icon and a tv presenter by an astonishing 5 pounds!
Look, if you bid on my dried-up Sharpie sketch I PROMISE never to release a Christmas record or show my bald head on daytime tv 👍
astarauction.com/getsmart25

14.11.2025 15:05 — 👍 10    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 2
Post image

etsy.me/3JxMS5e

14.11.2025 14:41 — 👍 37    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 0
Post image Post image

Happy birthday sausage fingers 👑
@barneyfarmer.bsky.social

14.11.2025 11:25 — 👍 39    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

Payback's a bitch.

@barneyfarmer.bsky.social

09.11.2025 20:13 — 👍 51    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0

Alright calm down

08.11.2025 12:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lovely fags.

08.11.2025 11:19 — 👍 77    🔁 10    💬 4    📌 1
Post image

It gets worse. H/T @barneyfarmer.bsky.social @leehealey.bsky.social

08.11.2025 08:39 — 👍 29    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

It may be 22 years old, but damn, that's still one fine arse.

Classic VIZ comic strip ‘Vidal Baboon' print signed by Barney Farmer and Lee Healey etsy.me/4hus2zU

29.10.2025 09:36 — 👍 48    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 1
05.11.2025 14:22 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

“Woke on Woke violence, Beryl, no longer my concern. If you want to use socialised transport that’s your look out.”

05.11.2025 09:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

Okay

30.10.2025 14:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every customer will receive FREE OF CHARGE the secrets of my patented non-pharmaceutical gout eradication solution.

25.10.2025 18:12 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I feel my calling is to dwell in the sewer.

29.09.2025 13:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post image

To celebrate the birthday today of the great Mike Hodges (& certainly not to line our own pockets) @barneyfarmer.bsky.social & I are offering signed prints of our 'Gout Carter' strip.
It would look lovely framed. IN A THIN FRAME!
For more details message me at: shorturl.at/HU93T

29.07.2025 11:30 — 👍 146    🔁 40    💬 2    📌 5

Cherries long term are kinder to your kidneys

29.07.2025 12:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Anyone suffering from gout should eat 8-10 fresh cherries per day or take one slug of the concentrated juice, available at all good health food outlets. Clear it up in no time and prevent recurrence.
And for Christ’s sake avoid strawberries.

29.07.2025 12:31 — 👍 31    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 1
Post image

It is, well, has been, #NationalZooKeeperWeek
I know right, you're like "why the hell didn't someone tell me earlier, I could've planned something?!" 🤷‍♂️

@barneyfarmer.bsky.social

20.07.2025 11:15 — 👍 42    🔁 11    💬 3    📌 0

I saw you across the bar and was wondering if I could palp your concerns.

26.06.2025 20:38 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

“Sometimes, carrying on, just carrying on, is the superhuman achievement.”

26.06.2025 20:27 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Almost certainly same room where I had the idea. The working-man’s study.

16.06.2025 09:47 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Post image

It's #WorldGinDay
And #NationalBourbonDay
And #NationalRoséDay
Sponsored by Paracetamol 💊

@barneyfarmer.bsky.social

14.06.2025 09:49 — 👍 60    🔁 14    💬 3    📌 2
A panel from a comic strip. In it a man with slick black hair and a stern looking face with a cigarette firmly stuck in his determined mouth, looks from the driver's side of a car out of the window. Behind him a woman in a floral top and blonde haor worn in a sixties style looks sternly forward. The Man is saying first "I KNOW simply that the sky will last longer than I, Mrs Fussey. Off panel a speech bubble says "I have sore misgivings" to which the man replied "Put some talcum powder on 'em, kyak yak yak."

A panel from a comic strip. In it a man with slick black hair and a stern looking face with a cigarette firmly stuck in his determined mouth, looks from the driver's side of a car out of the window. Behind him a woman in a floral top and blonde haor worn in a sixties style looks sternly forward. The Man is saying first "I KNOW simply that the sky will last longer than I, Mrs Fussey. Off panel a speech bubble says "I have sore misgivings" to which the man replied "Put some talcum powder on 'em, kyak yak yak."

Carry on Camus in Viz this issue. Glorious. Life-affirming even.

19.05.2025 17:38 — 👍 83    🔁 20    💬 1    📌 1
Post image

VIZ cartoon 'ALLEN' signed by Barney Farmer and Lee Healey etsy.me/3GQpBcV

13.05.2025 12:42 — 👍 21    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

VIZ cartoon 'For Crying Out Loud' signed by Barney Farmer and Lee Healey etsy.me/4mkdCom

13.05.2025 12:44 — 👍 9    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

It's #RobinsonCrusoeDay 🏝️
And why the hell not.

@barneyfarmer.bsky.social @vizcomic.bsky.social

01.02.2025 10:43 — 👍 93    🔁 28    💬 2    📌 2
Post image

There's a brand new VIZ in the shops tomorrow.
Buy a copy.

Don't be a Brian 'CANT'.

29.01.2025 12:28 — 👍 66    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 1