Nice one Brian. By the way, how is Clonmel? Worked there a short while one Autumn long ago, a happy memory. Excellent white pudding. A pear doughnut. Running around apple scented country lanes of a morning.
Happy #saintnicholasday
Yay.
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RIP Charley
Or can he?
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I'm currently beating a music icon and a tv presenter by an astonishing 5 pounds!
Look, if you bid on my dried-up Sharpie sketch I PROMISE never to release a Christmas record or show my bald head on daytime tv 👍
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Happy birthday sausage fingers 👑
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Payback's a bitch.
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Alright calm down
Lovely fags.
It gets worse. H/T @barneyfarmer.bsky.social @leehealey.bsky.social
It may be 22 years old, but damn, that's still one fine arse.
Classic VIZ comic strip ‘Vidal Baboon' print signed by Barney Farmer and Lee Healey etsy.me/4hus2zU
“Woke on Woke violence, Beryl, no longer my concern. If you want to use socialised transport that’s your look out.”
Okay
Every customer will receive FREE OF CHARGE the secrets of my patented non-pharmaceutical gout eradication solution.
I feel my calling is to dwell in the sewer.
To celebrate the birthday today of the great Mike Hodges (& certainly not to line our own pockets) @barneyfarmer.bsky.social & I are offering signed prints of our 'Gout Carter' strip.
It would look lovely framed. IN A THIN FRAME!
For more details message me at: shorturl.at/HU93T
Cherries long term are kinder to your kidneys
Anyone suffering from gout should eat 8-10 fresh cherries per day or take one slug of the concentrated juice, available at all good health food outlets. Clear it up in no time and prevent recurrence.
And for Christ’s sake avoid strawberries.
It is, well, has been, #NationalZooKeeperWeek
I know right, you're like "why the hell didn't someone tell me earlier, I could've planned something?!" 🤷♂️
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I saw you across the bar and was wondering if I could palp your concerns.
“Sometimes, carrying on, just carrying on, is the superhuman achievement.”
Almost certainly same room where I had the idea. The working-man’s study.
It's #WorldGinDay
And #NationalBourbonDay
And #NationalRoséDay
Sponsored by Paracetamol 💊
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Carry on Camus in Viz this issue. Glorious. Life-affirming even.
VIZ cartoon 'ALLEN' signed by Barney Farmer and Lee Healey etsy.me/3GQpBcV
VIZ cartoon 'For Crying Out Loud' signed by Barney Farmer and Lee Healey etsy.me/4mkdCom
It's #RobinsonCrusoeDay 🏝️
And why the hell not.
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There's a brand new VIZ in the shops tomorrow.
Buy a copy.
Don't be a Brian 'CANT'.
