TheBluNerd

TheBluNerd

@blunerd.bsky.social

Baltimore, MD 🏠 31, Gay, Blerd, Side/Bator, Growing powerlifter, Bull boi, Gaymer, FF14 modder. An unhealthy obsession with the color blue. Chubby bois are the best bois. πŸ”·πŸ”΅πŸŸ¦πŸ‚πŸ’ͺ🏾 Sometimes NSFW No minors, no transphobia, no MAGAs.

2,681 Followers 1,897 Following 617 Posts Joined Dec 2023
23 hours ago

I just love staring at it πŸ₯΄πŸ€€

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23 hours ago
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Living alone is funny sometimes.

I was choking on pork rinds earlier, and I thought to myself...

Damn, what if I choked and died while stuffing my face with something, and my body isn't found until weeks later, looking like:

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a man in a plaid shirt is crying while looking at a cell phone ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is crying while looking at a cell phone

😭

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2 days ago

What about sides 😌

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5 days ago

Rocky Labarre.

Fun fact, I spent the summer in New York when I was 18, and I randomly bumped into Rocky coming out of a gay bar. It was a super brief interaction that he probably doesn't remember, but he seemed really nice.

I still consider him to be my daddy type attraction awakening lol.

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5 days ago

This guy gets it.

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5 days ago

Charmander saying "I frew up" is not enough for me to buy a Switch 2. πŸ˜’

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1 week ago
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"Oh? You love when the big king poses, right? Well, here's something else king-sized~"

NSFW sketch with BowserπŸ”₯

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1 week ago

YES

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1 week ago
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Got a tapestry of my sona commission as well as Bowser artwork, both from @zombean.bsky.social

My desk area and Bowser shrine are now complete 😌😌

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1 week ago

This guy gets it.

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1 week ago

POV: It's 1776

"Wow guys, we really did it! The Declaration of Independence will be a milestone for freedom and independence in this country! Anyway, I have to go home and beat my slaves. We still on for lunch tomorrow? Great!" πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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1 week ago

For those that need it spelled out, this means that for almost 100 years after the Declaration of Independence was adopted by Congress, any discussions about "liberty" and "the pursuit of happiness" only applied to white people.

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1 week ago

Yeah, ok.

The Declaration of Independence was also established in 1776, and slavery wasn't abolished until 1865.

But please do continue discussing "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."

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2 weeks ago

Yessssss

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2 weeks ago
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I'm not one of these bitch ass Mercys that hides in the corner lol.

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2 weeks ago
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Food poisoning sucks. Send cuddles pls 😞

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3 weeks ago

Putting "gay" in your bio is already enough of an indicator for women to not engage with you sexually, so there's no need for anything else.

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3 weeks ago

Seeing that your content is public, you are aware that women can still view all of it, yes?

If women engage with you or message you, you are absolutely allowed to respond with "I'm not interested in women". But putting "NO WOMEN" in your bio is absolutely weird and misogynistic.

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3 weeks ago

Being a gay man and putting "NO WOMEN" in your bio is actually weird af.

You're allowed to not be attracted to women, but acting if they don't have any value because you don't want to have sex with them is misogynistic.

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3 weeks ago
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Orcs are crazy massive tho

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3 weeks ago
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Why aren't you sucking them already?

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3 weeks ago

Pyramid head? Oh, I'm not surviving. He can have me 😏

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3 weeks ago
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Brb, driving to silent hill I guess.

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1 month ago
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

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1 month ago
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Hey there, how are ya? 😌

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1 month ago

πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

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1 month ago

I'm feeling the exact same way, but preferably Pittsburgh or Seattle lol.

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1 month ago
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Don't forget to put a hat on, it's cold outside. πŸ˜Œβ„οΈ

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1 month ago

πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

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