marcelle

You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.

do tarantulas do well in hamster balls?

tbh this app makes me deeply happy because for the first time i’m online and not every single person is panicking or screaming at each other

tried to tell our custodian who only speaks spanish that i like her hair. ended up telling her i like her horse. off to a great start

serious question / testing something. is it easier to gain traction on #Bluesky than X & other similar platforms?

‘I see you are having a muffuletta. I, too, like muffulettas!’ #CorgiCrew

this the type of shit you see on an episode of the office

Hey! We’re PowerWash Simulator 💦

We’re big fans of:

- Satisfying dings
- Zen gameplay
- Soothing sounds
- Gnomes
- Virtual cleaning
- Yellow nozzles
- Stego slides
- Soap
- Gnomes
- Lots of water
- Gnomes
- Gnomes
- Keeping everything grime free
- Gnomes

If you are too, you should say hi 👋

hey. really good at this app