Why does my iPhone open various applications in mobile version, when I want the desktop version, if my phone is sitting on my desk?
My ultimate goal in my immediate future is to convince myself I can pull off a Lynchian pompadour, get it, and not be immediately ridiculed to the extent I never step outside again.
Seems wild that here, in the world's shining beacon of democracy, we might be firing talk-show hosts for satirizing people in power. But looks plausible.
Why can’t people just accept that the Epstein files, which don’t exist, were created by Obama, who should be arrested according to Tulsi, and is the real culprit of [fill in the blank]. Just let Trump play golf in peace with his bruised hands and swollen ankles, which are nothing to worry about.
I won’t post much. I’m shy and extremely boring
