Agonizing.
Do you want to look like Irv?*
Do you want to see what the new CREEPS shirt looks like on a human body?**
Look no further and buy today!***
www.tinyurl.com/knifemonkeyc...
*No.
**Alive.
***Or another day.
You’re on your own. That’s the law of the jungle.
Good afternoon, here is a DDT.
WOOD-PANELED BASEMENT FOR PROMOTIONAL VIDEO TAPE.
Morning crew, please observe.
Like, emotionally.
Fellow wrestlers:
Are you hurt or injured, brother?
Maybe partying will help.
Reminder:
CREEPS is for manic weirdos and freaks.
Pre-workout got me agonizing over the construction of self.
For sure. Draümar is catchy stuff!
LEGS GYMNASIUM, NEW TUNES.
Y’all remember SHOOTING PUNK APPROACH?
Ponderin’.
CLICK IT, CLICK IT.
🖼️: @bellebeefer.bsky.social
Me? You? Me? You?
🤼: @cabarestle.bsky.social
Guess what?
🤼: @cabarestle.bsky.social
Discoursehausen.
Did I do this right?
ꜰʟᴇx ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀᴅ.
🤼: @cabarestle.bsky.social
Back to the gymnasium.
CREEPS’ @cabarestle.bsky.social debut didn’t go as planned.
This is a rad display!
They were astoundingly, teeth-rattlingly loud. Hell yeah.
I just remembered how I saw Motörhead and how they totally annihilated their set. What a sick memory.
CREEPS:
For fans of anarcho-punk wrestling.
No pics, so it didn’t happen, but here’s what I listened to at the gymnasium:
HEY, YOU!
Paysage d’Irv.
