Tim Murphy

Trump administration reprising the celebrated 2022 Republican strategy of "reminding people that Mark Kelly is a Navy veteran who went to space"

for all I know these are too! but i don't skip the line.

landed in new york after a week in an extremely non-nyc place and felt such a pang of affection for the place as soon as I saw people trying to hustle travelers into line-skipping taxis at laguardia, while also being rude about it

it's like that old Reagan line, "I'm from the government, and I'm here to [slips on a banana peel, loud screeching sound, silence]"

again i think this like once or twice a day but it's so funny to see authoritarianism crash against the rocks of "not a real government lawyer"

prepares them for the real-world by making them pretend to concentrate for two days when their minds are elsewhere

love soccer but there are just too many club breaks interrupting the calendar

reminder that the three days of the work-week before thanksgiving are not real

there's a whole generation of young people who don't remember the Sarah Palin turkey video

the rage that reading this makes me feel. just full 'need to stare into the middle distance because we are so, so lost' stuff.

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"Kanawha" is an obviously better name than "west virginia." that was a mistake right there.

people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat

a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat Alt: a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat

All of Bluesky this morning:

retiring on january 5th is such a nice touch

for senior citizens it can mean so much to spend quality time with a young person, even if it's just a few minutes

we've come so far from "Barack Obama's Facebook Page" at Slate

lol come on

See? Just like Brett said. A temporary inconvenience and then all's well!

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he looks like he just got thrown out of cannes for insulting a waiter

wearing a suit to sit in 32B to watch the Accountant 5 on a trip from chicago to new york that inexplicably goes through phoenix, so a fake lumberjack from television can be proud of his country again

weird to say but 1924 is still I think underexamined as a lodestar for some of America's worst people

jesus christ man get a job

someone welcomed me into their home in louisiana and, within less than a minute, was showing off a photo of her husband with a six-foot feral hog he'd trapped on the corner. protect this state.

This is all John Roberts’ fault Trump owes his corrupt and abusive reign to one man.

We were promised an ump who called balls and strikes. We got federalist society angel hernandez. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

ivan barton is the main character of CONCACAF

wonderful CONCACAF officiating here