im hanging out with irls so much this year 🥲
WHO IS HE????
I know Im drunk as hell bc i downloaded tetris and im laghing so hard at this guy in the corner
socializing is so easy when I’m drunk people are literally out here saying I sound more coherent now LMAO
I’m drunk (buzzed?) for the first time ever tonight.been 21 for 10 months, and have had many opportunities to drink but was too scared to until tonight. but everything is fine and I’m ok. facing fears over here🤟😏
I had a good time at the movies and got drunk for the first time good day👍
I am blooming into hotness and gender yayayya
tøp movie in a bit
he fell off the bed from how much he was trying to nuzzle closer to him
happy birthday!! you are the realest out there💚
he has hid and ran away from our new dog for three months and is suddenly snuggling and agressively nuzzling him and his ears
I love explaining my own jokes and sarcasm
1) people think you think they are dumb
2) people will think you are being passive aggressive
3) eveyone hates you
4) you ruined the joke
😐😐😐😐
how do I stop doing this and make myself accept that being misunderstood will not kill me. IT SURE FEELS LIKE IT
some people argue and attempt to upset others because they are seeking an emotion they don’t personally have access to, and use others as a tool to subconsciously live through in their emotional fantasy instead of creating it within themselves
I know standing and walking on your tippy toes is common in audhders but for me it’s on the outsides of my feet. As a kid I did this so much my shoes wore down on the sides. I stopped in ~5th grade bc I was reprimanded, but I just caught myself doing it now 10 years later. It is weirdly comfortable
I’m on at least 8 years now…
I don’t know if I can stop this addiction before the prophecy
me and all the other sudoku dependent poopers are gonna get to a certain age where instead of not being able to poop without sudoku we are not going to be able to look at a sudoku puzzle without pooping
when it’s midnight and you realize you havent had anything to drink since 3 pm because you were hyperfocusing
Not a second I don’t believe it. Once you remember how rich and powerful they all are. If someone has an idea, even as a story, there’s someone else out there that wants that to happen in real life. And if youre powerful like them, they can make it happen.
I would really, really like that to happen. But the distribution of the film has been completely above me and out of my hands. I am so sorry.
sleep was not acquired
sorry i was trying to take a screenshot of the dan and phil reel about 2016 because there was one frame where there’s a picture of the blurryface album and I’m so normal.
i got it.
I am free
i think my dog is issac newton he keeps dropping his balls and toys down from the bed and stairs and watching what they do. sometimes he throws them with his mouth
I also said to this friend that same year “i look so much like dipper from gravity falls today right? sometimes I feel like I AM him, like im so much like him, right? oh but I’m still a girl i swear haha ..haha…….. i was so delusional
when you and your friend of the opposite sex say i wish we could switch bodies since “we’re both gay and we’d have an easier time getting partners” in sophomore year and than 3 years after highschool you find out that you were actually both trans…. there may have been signs
does anybody else have a hard time playing games that are more visually complex??? because I find it so hard to understand what is even going on or where I am or what I’m supposed to do (or can do) when the lighting, objects, and textures are all so detailed. There’s like a missing clarity.
if that doesnt work i have other ideas too
ok check your twitter if you still have your other … alter ego .acc on there
I LOVE THIS KEYBOARDDD‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
tried to make a cake for my mom…. uhh
I got the actual rabies culture vaccine and that was easy peasy like any other shot. than i freaked out and started crying after the doctors left and scared my mom made her think i was having an allergic reaction and she kept asking me questions and I just kept saying “i dont know” and crying lmao
