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what about you?

Iguana Surprisingly Un-Chill

Iguana Surprisingly Un-Chill

are we all steve?

I need you to understand that if you heard a song you liked in the 80s, you couldn’t Shazam it. You couldn’t Google the lyrics. You had to sing it to the guy at Tower Records.

"In the criminal justice system, sandwich based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Washington DC, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Sandwich Victims Unit. These are their stories.

I have no idea what is happening here but it is the best thing I’ve seen today!

same with my guy but at 3pm... and then he doesn't understand why his brother gets to eat at 9pm but he doesn't. (i've started giving him a few bites at night bc, guilt)

This is the best team crossover video I've ever seen.

Ice cream cake monster guy with cone horns

My wife wanted an ice cream cake for her birthday and just look at this guy we found at Carvel

https://owlsintowels.org/

Omg, 😍.

“This is a site for pictures of owls… in towels.”

owlsintowels.org

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tired: hey guys

wired: hey y'all

inspired: hey all you cats and kittens

oh. my. god.

A highlighted excerpt from a news story, apparently about a new washroom in the city bus terminal: "A second person who checked out the women's restroom and who asked not to be identified because she has always wanted to be an anonymous source - reported her findings by email: "Black shiny granite..."

Best reason to go off the record.

Pulled it out of what/where?

pack of sweet & salty umami crunchies rice crackers

tj's makes a passable alternative when in a pinch

:Pop Muzik voice: pickle with a mustache

This is giving "lightly fried fish fillets"

A tiny 1.5yo maltipoo puppy who is partially paralyzed and has a really cool wheel chair. Someone has made a cute school photo-like collage of him where we see him in full body at the bottom and just in bust at the top. He’s been given a blue cloudy background with stars

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

i have some questions

Anyone else just going around singing the “hostile government takeover” song back and forth with your partner all day

"Woke just means you give a damn about other people."

— Jane Fonda accepting the Life Achievement Award at the SAG Awards

Hand embroidery of a tiger swimming amongst green weeds represented with French knots

Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery

Repost if you have tinnitus.

a poorly drawn chubby cat wearing a snug pajama, lying down on its side. the cat is very tired. he is eepy.

a chubby orange and white cat is lying on its side on a white bedsheet, wearing a snug pajama covered in a pattern of small cartoon ducks. the cat’s paws are tucked in front, and its fluffy tail extends out from the bottom of the outfit.

a mimir

YouTube video by SNL Fanatic Ladies & Gentlemen...50 Years of SNL Music | Official Preview | Peacock Original - SNL Fanatic

Take a break from your regularly scheduled doomscrolling and marvel at this clip. A jawdropping feat of editing by Questlove - incredible!

i'm going to be reposting nice, funny, cute, etc content here for the foreseeable future to balance out all the doomscrolling