Mary Sucks

a ref sheet for a new rat OC named Doodle, short for doodlesona (a sona for my doodles... i made that up). he's a fluffy blue rat with a marked white nose, and a white star on his chest. also a white dot near his left eye, like a mole! they wear a blue bow on their neck. no tie needed!

he's a doodle boy in a doodle world... meet doodle!

a drawing of a grey rat being held up by someone. the rat is staring directly at the camera with her huge eyes

big dopey eyes

going to get way too drunk and start a fist fight with grandma

i have a lot of fucking frustrations in the world but im still gonna go into the box in a year from now and press the button labeled "do NOT give donald trump access to the us nuclear weapons arsenal"

broken clock

when my tinder match asks about my hobbies:

Why are some of the left celebrating the killings of Israeli Jews? | Naomi Klein Some continue to minimize massacres of Israeli civilians, and some even seem to celebrate them – this only fuels militant Zionism

My heart has really been broken by how many people on the left have celebrated or minimized the murder of over 1000 Jewish people.

Naomi Klein does a beautiful job of explaining how unwise and unkind it is to celebrate Jewish death.

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

who do I contact to get nominated p lease te ll m e e e e

hi everyone

plump looking naked frog (jason funderburker from over the garden wall) trying to cover his crotch. his hands are too short to reach so he's only covering bis tummy/belly button area. i can see his full nub where his pussy should be

this is literally me

I've got to be more active here 😢

wikihow on HOW TO ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS that states 1: Lower Your Expectations. Maybe, your new dream can be having $14 in your checking account? That seems achievable for you

My health insurance told me I have to look for a new therapist.

I am not looking for a new therapist. If society can't provide me one they'll have to deal with the consequences

it's the world wide wild west web out there

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

Demanding people subject themselves to posts by hundreds of thousands of Neo Nazis instead of blocking them because some sex workers may also have the $8 check is insane. I’m sorry, it is.

Fyodor Dostoevsky's "New Girl"

Why would you do this to me

some of you are enjoying being outraged a little too much, and while i'd never tell anyone to log off i'm not sure what you are hoping to accomplish by not logging off and instead alluding to violence against the mods? its an interesting strategy, i'll say that much

i probably wouldn’t compare most stuff to the holocaust because it was the holocaust

hi there. i’m 23 years old and out of the 4 billion plus people using social media, i happen to be the only one using it correctly. and luckily i’ve developed some rules for you to follow

Never have i seen more people think being the main character online is a good thing than on here

Alright everyone, new viral challenge: report and block instead of the shoving slurs in everyone’s face from an account they would never otherwise see

BlueSky screwed up as a new platform with a shockingly small tech team. It didn’t actively pay Nazis to tweet hate speech. Choose wisely.

Boosting Threads popularity and giving Zuckerberg all my information as a joke to own the libs 😎