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IDK, if I were one of Epstein's victims, I wouldn't want trump to contact me.

09.08.2025 14:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Need to let the cat out of the bag.

09.08.2025 06:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Furthest I've been:
N. Stockholm, Sweden
E. Moscow, Russia
S. Negril, Jamaica
W. Seattle, Washington

09.08.2025 05:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

IDK, but I bet it plays well as a lap guitar.

09.08.2025 05:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It looks like Fort Knox threw up in there.

08.08.2025 11:14 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

An Ignoble Piece Prize?
Maybe also a Pullet Surprise for that b-day letter... 🐔

08.08.2025 06:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's interesting to me that Ghislaine Maxwell allegedly told the DOJ she had never witnessed Trump behave inappropriately ... because I'm a behaviorist and I have never witnessed Trump behave appropriately.

06.08.2025 20:02 — 👍 224 🔁 38 💬 17 📌 1

Whaaat?!?

07.08.2025 00:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*the

07.08.2025 00:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have a guess. Does this person look like they vampire in the movie Salem's Lot?

07.08.2025 00:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

1500% taco.

06.08.2025 06:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He no longer needs medicine. He's already dried into jerky.

06.08.2025 06:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cat is standing on its hind legs on a carpet . Alt: a cat getting ready to pounce.

Ooh! Twernkink? Yay!

06.08.2025 06:03 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Trump family standing awkwardly with heading: "First day of standing lessons."

06.08.2025 00:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gutless old prostitutes?

03.08.2025 17:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm still rooting for cholesterol. Maybe someone who cooks for him can step up the number of ultraprocessed foods that he's fed.

02.08.2025 19:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a sign that says jump to conclusions is on a floor Alt: Jump to conclusions game from Office Space.

I hope they use Tom Smykowski's mat for #6.

02.08.2025 12:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds like a new version of the Streisand effect. 😂

01.08.2025 20:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Boy, did you! It sounds like he thinks a human is posting for you, Gonzo. Obviously, you run this account. It is fine for you to post selfies and pics that have been taken of you and share your ca'at thoughts with us. Luv you!

31.07.2025 11:29 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It seems as if Mar-a-Lago's spa and Epstein Island were competitors.

30.07.2025 15:53 — 👍 5260 🔁 1420 💬 245 📌 101

"Gaza Strip" is the new "groceries." Many people are saying it.

29.07.2025 00:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait.... Fox has experts? Why don't they ever talk?

29.07.2025 00:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Idk. I think Putin is beyond stringing trump along...trump is just really slow on the uptake.

29.07.2025 00:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Imagine losing a popularity contest to the pedophiles building concentration camps

26.07.2025 18:05 — 👍 2129 🔁 341 💬 37 📌 25

The worm tried, but it unfortunately starved to death b4 finishing the job.

27.07.2025 04:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Two tabby brothers catnapping together.

Momb says meow for us - we're too eepy.

25.07.2025 15:50 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie is making a surprised face and saying `` oh , snap ! '' Alt: a man in a suit and tie is making a surprised face and saying `` oh , snap ! ''

24.07.2025 00:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looka dat fase! Beeyouteeful!

24.07.2025 00:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yore vary fare. Babeys donut nowe wat its liek to bee groanup. Sombtimz baps arr de ownlee respanze pawsable.

24.07.2025 00:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And asylum seekers are not from insane asylums. What a dolt...

23.07.2025 11:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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