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nice dad, he/they

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i mean if dave matthews is allowed to do it on earth

30.01.2026 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

swaggy lez aubrey plaza in Happiest Season also really good

18.01.2026 09:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

loudly saying "its 5 oclock somewhere!" to my empty kitchen as i add a dash of sugarfree cordial to my soluble fibre

18.01.2026 06:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

did you ever ascend to the point where you understood the plot. im not there yet

18.01.2026 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

on bluesky?!

31.12.2025 04:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fuck me up willow nightingale

27.12.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah i know a bunch of people for whom it first came up when their parents raised the issue of them having a big pair of tits

27.12.2025 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"

13.12.2024 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7140    ๐Ÿ” 918    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 310    ๐Ÿ“Œ 117

or i guess every time @lordbeef.bsky.social posts

06.10.2025 08:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im reacting to beef every time u post

06.10.2025 08:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dont let the data hoarding freaks you kick around with hear you say this

12.09.2025 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hayley williams should do a song about how its possible to be sad even though you're famous and successful

12.09.2025 04:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜

29.08.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

did she pause like that

29.08.2025 08:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
abc headline about white nationalists and the "March for Australia" rally

abc headline about white nationalists and the "March for Australia" rally

give these people a walkley

29.08.2025 08:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thoughts and prayers

21.08.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hey, nerd. i got a "regular expression" for you: up yours

15.08.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 624    ๐Ÿ” 108    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
wiki screengrab re: the show "Cunk on Earth" that says "Created by Charlie Brooker, Written by Charlie Brooker

wiki screengrab re: the show "Cunk on Earth" that says "Created by Charlie Brooker, Written by Charlie Brooker

ohhh ok i just worked out why it sucks

01.08.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this shit is so bewildering to me. maybe it would hit if we hadn't already had borat and nathan fielder and a dozen other people whove done the exact same bit better over the last 40 years

01.08.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
screenshot of a wiki article showing the lineup of a 12-man tag team match at WWE summerslam. text reads: The Wyatt Sicks (Dexter Lumis and Joe Gacy) (c) vs. Andrade and Rey Fรฉnix vs. #DIY (Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa) vs. Fraxiom (Axiom and Nathan Frazer) vs. Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin) vs. The Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford)

screenshot of a wiki article showing the lineup of a 12-man tag team match at WWE summerslam. text reads: The Wyatt Sicks (Dexter Lumis and Joe Gacy) (c) vs. Andrade and Rey Fรฉnix vs. #DIY (Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa) vs. Fraxiom (Axiom and Nathan Frazer) vs. Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin) vs. The Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford)

cmon man

01.08.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the wwe mens tag team division is where you can go to see some of the best technical wrestling by some of the shortest most forgettable men in the world

01.08.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how long since nikki cross "wrestled"

13.07.2025 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cant tell if its actually a good song or its just so fuckin great to hear them sound this good in 2025

12.07.2025 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

guy kidnaps a woman with amnesia and gaslights her into believing she is his wife and mother of his children. but its ok that he did this because she was rich and rude. insane premise lol

12.07.2025 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

very fun movie that i loved back in the day but funny to reflect on how insanely problematic it is lol

12.07.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
TVs that are too high TVs that are too high

candidate for www.reddit.com/r/TVTooHigh/...

12.07.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me being alive during the ozempic era is honestly harder than being alive during the plague

10.07.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there are three things that matter: art, women, and drugs. if you're centering your life around something that isn't these things then you're probably doing something wrong

03.07.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 206    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

every time a fly starts buzzing around my head Iโ€™m like, โ€œoh no this is how it started for Pig-Penโ€

19.06.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a timely reference eric

20.06.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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