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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

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Yeah, that doesn't seem kosher.

YouTube video by The Lonely Island - Topic I Run NY

PARENTAL ADVISORY WARNING!!!

If you've somehow been following NYC politics recently and haven't heard this song, well ... Now is the time to fix that oversight:

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More like the Major in his tent sending his men over the wall into No-man's-land; I mean, real people are going to die over this.

this is literally never not accurate

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

If you've got a weak stomach for gross things I wouldn't recommend it.

There's a Lonely Island song called "Spell It Out" that takes that trope to its insane extreme.

Why not play "Megabonk?"It's gatcha insanity cranked up to 11 and no money actually spent (after you buy it). Of course, that could also lead to a pretty bad addiction to Megabonk...

It wasn't until college that I realized that Nelly's "Air Force Ones" even had lyrics, and when I finally got a look at the lyrics sheet I still had to scratch my head to decipher the words. Maybe one day AI will figure it out (after burning up all the potable water on Earth).

@schumer.senate.gov For the good of the country, resign. Take Jeffries with you.

@schumer.senate.gov You are bad at your job, so resign.

@schumer.senate.gov Just resign.

@schumer.senate.gov Resign.

For decades I alternatively thought that they were singing "party on" or "Borneo," and because of my OCD it was driving me insane. Thanks to modern tech I was able to find the lyric sheet and discovered that they were saying "bo-dee-oh," which made me angry that I had thought about it so much 🤬

I love that now I'm able to use my phone to identify music I hear. For the first time in my life I was able to figure out that I HATE the song "September" by Earth, Wind, and Fire.

😆

One of those rare bands that has one song that I absolutely love and a whole catalog that I am indifferent to or actively hate (see also: MeWithoutYou).

OMG this is the perfect analogy!

It's okay: We all understand that bunnies have big ears.

So sorry that you're allergic to kimtems!

Chuck, portrayed by Paul Scheer, a member of the Good Place Committee: "He's got a point. The fair thing for us to do is just keep giving up more and more stuff we want, unilaterally, until this demon is finally happy."

Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep:

Mamdani is going to implement Shakira law. Whenever, wherever...

Primary them all. Get em outta here.

Thought for today:

Christian nationalism is neither.

It's not pretty, but I would buy something like this if I was planning on sitting in it for hours.

The reason? A mesh seat puts far less stress on your legs from sitting, preventing blood clots and other health issues.

Look at this product I found on google.com share.google/RfRyblZpdHeZ...

Why the f*** am I paying taxes?

I want people to be fed. I want people to have healthcare. I want the country to be *reasonably* defended. I want immigrants to have a pathway to citizenship, whether they came here "legally" or not.

Why am I paying for a government that does none of these things?

No.