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Your local wizard in a crystal ball doing their best! they/she

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A crow whistles to itself on a bright winter day. It's scratching at the snow with its foot. It sees something blue and plastic sticking out of the snow and says "Hello what's this". It reaches to pick it up with its beak and yanks it out with a "shing!"

A crow whistles to itself on a bright winter day. It's scratching at the snow with its foot. It sees something blue and plastic sticking out of the snow and says "Hello what's this". It reaches to pick it up with its beak and yanks it out with a "shing!"

The thing is revealed to be a blue bic pen. The crow holds it triumphantly above its head. There is a magic light emanating from the pen which is creating a blue crosshatching effect on the sky.

The thing is revealed to be a blue bic pen. The crow holds it triumphantly above its head. There is a magic light emanating from the pen which is creating a blue crosshatching effect on the sky.

The crow holds the glorious pen and the words "I AM ARTIST" frame the image.

The crow holds the glorious pen and the words "I AM ARTIST" frame the image.

The Artful Corvid #oldknees

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Guys being Dudes

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The Sunday Guardian headline: Big Tech Loses $1.3 Trillion in 2026 as AI Spending Fears Trigger Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia Stock Plungeβ€”What’s Happening?
Follow-up says: Big Tech loses $1.3 trillion in 2026 as AI spending fears hit Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia, Apple and Alphabet. Investors demand profit visibility. TSMC, Samsung, Walmart gain.
The article is written by Prakriti Parul and was last updated yesterday morning.

The Sunday Guardian headline: Big Tech Loses $1.3 Trillion in 2026 as AI Spending Fears Trigger Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia Stock Plungeβ€”What’s Happening? Follow-up says: Big Tech loses $1.3 trillion in 2026 as AI spending fears hit Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia, Apple and Alphabet. Investors demand profit visibility. TSMC, Samsung, Walmart gain. The article is written by Prakriti Parul and was last updated yesterday morning.

genAI is dying repost to make it die faster

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tungsten heart

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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

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Whats wrong with the job market these days ToT

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3d render of a skitty overlooking a fishbowl, with a bright red lamp shining above. two luvdisc are smooching in the fishbowl, with a decorative plate of pasta (with sauce and meatballs!!!) on a miniature table. there are aquatic plants and 2 plastic heart decorations inside the bowl.

3d render of a skitty overlooking a fishbowl, with a bright red lamp shining above. two luvdisc are smooching in the fishbowl, with a decorative plate of pasta (with sauce and meatballs!!!) on a miniature table. there are aquatic plants and 2 plastic heart decorations inside the bowl.

🍝 don't interrupt their date!
#b3d #pokemon #art

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thank goodness it's finally Meat Day

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A photo of a set of PMD standees at the top of the picture and a drawing of a Grovyle looking at one of the standees while a Charmander and Totodile talk to him.

A photo of a set of PMD standees at the top of the picture and a drawing of a Grovyle looking at one of the standees while a Charmander and Totodile talk to him.

Hello, Bluesky...!

I'd like to give away a full set of my current PMD standee line up to a lucky somebody here to commemorate its one year anniversary.

All you gotta do to enter is give this post a repost. I'll choose a random entrant on Feb 15 to win. Good luck, everyone...!

01.02.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 720    πŸ” 393    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 6
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i've warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it's just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we're small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, "i'm not here to hurt you. here's something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we're on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i'm being light-hearted and non-threatening right now."

small talk isn't to get to know a person. it's just a greeting to affirm you're buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

the owl shit

When I was a kid and would go hiking with my dad and sibling on vacation, every time we would pass another group, my dad would do the smile and nod and "hey". And then after we'd turned a corner, he would say more quietly, "I must make friendly social noises so they do not eat my young" and my sib and I would crack up laughing.

Gotta remember that we're mammals under it all.

homoquartz Follow i've warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises. as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it's just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we're small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, "i'm not here to hurt you. here's something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we're on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i'm being light-hearted and non-threatening right now." small talk isn't to get to know a person. it's just a greeting to affirm you're buddies in the universe. i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it. the owl shit When I was a kid and would go hiking with my dad and sibling on vacation, every time we would pass another group, my dad would do the smile and nod and "hey". And then after we'd turned a corner, he would say more quietly, "I must make friendly social noises so they do not eat my young" and my sib and I would crack up laughing. Gotta remember that we're mammals under it all.

leveled up with this explanation, cos as an autistic person i pride myself on reacting appropriately to animals, to signal harmlessness, so why wouldn't i want to do this for human animals?

never occurred to me to stop listening to the words and instead recognise the BEHAVIOUR.

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Google with AI buttons

Google with AI buttons

Google without AI buttons

Google without AI buttons

I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more

github.com/Stevoisiak/S...

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discovering a new critter every day

hi splinter the paca πŸ’•

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Timeline cleanse featuring penguins frolicking in the snow at the Pittsburgh Zoo!

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the ultimate gamer

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Rika and Quagsire :)

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Here's a short animation shared to promote PokΓ©mon Masters' Palentine's outfit for Rika and her shiny Quagsire.

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*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

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large boulder the size of a small boulder tweet from San Miguel sheriff, dated 1/27/20

large boulder the size of a small boulder tweet from San Miguel sheriff, dated 1/27/20

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate

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Drawing of a puppy in a clown outfit with the caption; "I refuse to lose my whimsy"

Drawing of a puppy in a clown outfit with the caption; "I refuse to lose my whimsy"

Whimsy

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wedding stew 🍲

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made a video version based on this

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no one taught him how chess works :(

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JUPITER SAYS TRANS RIGHTS

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an anime girl eating a burger caption: RT if you love Burgers, Or are you afraid? are you scared? everyone you know will know you like burgers

an anime girl eating a burger caption: RT if you love Burgers, Or are you afraid? are you scared? everyone you know will know you like burgers

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Just the Browser - Just the Browser Remove AI features, telemetry data reporting, sponsored content, product integrations, and other annoyances from web browsers.

I'm excited to release Just the Browser! It helps you remove AI features, ads, shopping integrations, and other annoyances from desktop web browsers.

This project includes configuration files, a simple setup script, and guides for manual installation. It supports Chrome, Firefox, and MS Edge.

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