@bryanmac.bsky.social
The MGoBlog Opponent Watch guy. Other stupid thoughts available at bryanmac.substack.com, or wherever fine takes are sold.
/puts finger to the air
/licks finger
“Just as I thought. A mixture of Dbol and Capri Sun.”
Three hours of yeah I bet we can fix that, let’s just crack it open and take a look
05.08.2025 01:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve learned one thing since I purchased an Apple Watch: I am so fucking good at standing.
03.08.2025 22:13 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0The good news is that training for a 5K is pretty much about forcing yourself go out running any distance a dozen times. It’ll get your body past the “why are we doing this” barrier.
Also, take note of the areas on your body that are getting chafed or blistered and re-gear/Body Glide accordingly.
The Lions are very much an ‘If 18 Goes Down’ team this year.
01.08.2025 00:40 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Do we still count this as their “first-ever orbital rocket?”
Isn’t that kind of like saying “first man to circumnavigate the Earth dies of scurvy before leaving port?”
99% of the times I have been slapped on the ass by a man have been in a sports context. This is a very odd line to draw.
28.07.2025 19:54 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1There should be an “I passed 10th grade math” CAPTCHA that allows you to block all Dave Ramsey content in your algorithms.
27.07.2025 17:08 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Having a restaurant on Natchez Trace overrun by tourists will never not be weird to me.
27.07.2025 01:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0see what had happened was
26.07.2025 21:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not today. Or next Saturday. Or the Saturday after that. Or the Saturday after that. Or the Saturday after that.
But the Saturday after that…
Punky Brewster, Pennywise, and Ayn Rand huddling in the machine from The Fly.
26.07.2025 18:22 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Siri, show me the most Franklin headline imaginable.
26.07.2025 17:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I kept waiting for him to say “…sorry, my bad, I think they prefer to be called Throwable Americans.”
26.07.2025 16:17 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Go easy on the guy. Denying Antioch of his future quarry has already marked him for a punishment far beyond that of the realm of men.
25.07.2025 20:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You can say a LOT about Jim, but the man has never rounded over a single rough corner in his life.
25.07.2025 17:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I see your “Jerryworld against Bama” and I raise you “Germany against a MAC team you’ve played a billion times”
25.07.2025 15:08 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I’m probably their specific target demographic for this (die-hard Michigan fan with some disposable income who lives outside the normal home game footprint), and my reaction is “not in a million billions years, go swallow bees.”
25.07.2025 14:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Genuine question: can anyone come up with a remotely plausible idea for Michigan Football that would have been dumber than this one?
25.07.2025 14:47 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 13 📌 0
24.07.2025 13:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
“That’s Chappie”
23.07.2025 20:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0America was already great
21.07.2025 23:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0/looking on, skeptically:
“That water got Fluoride in it?”
Counterpoint: someone is gonna bring up Todd Jones, and then someone is gonna punch someone.
21.07.2025 15:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0@mikeduncan.bsky.social Happy Three Days of Red, Mike. Go easy on the stims.
21.07.2025 15:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s just hungry.
20.07.2025 23:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“WHY DO YOU KEEP CHECKING IT DOWN?”
/tv shows All-22 of three receivers downfield giving defenders piggy back rides
“…carry on.”
Not today. Or next Saturday. Or the Saturday after that. Or the Saturday after that. Or the Saturday after that. Or the Saturday after that.
But the Saturday after that…
Okay, I’m just gonna say what we’re all thinking:
This doesn’t sound at all like the Donny I know.
