If Michigan wins this afternoon, they are guaranteed an automatic bid in the upcoming NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship Tournament.
If they lose, they will have to wait to see if the earn one of the “At Large” spots.
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Ivankovic missed the empty netter by approximately 12 inches
6 power plays. Still -1.
Penn State’s goal differential in its 5 power plays: -1
As always, CBS does such a good job with college basketball broadcasts, with the exception of the seven possessions per game where the producer decides “time to use the Dumb End Zone Camera Angle No One Likes.”
That hush that falls over the crowd when the ball is in the air? That’s the purest distillation of Sports.
YAKKETY YAX
TALK YOUR SMACK
Win or lose, I think we can all agree that Austin Rapp has a bad dumb haircut.
Thoughts and prayers to Braeden Carrington, who was apparently just shot with the BFG from Doom.
Michigan wins the Race to 50
Trey McKenney was built in a lab as Tom Izzo’s ideal basketball player.
That one has to sting.
I think Nimari needs to sit down for a few. He has substantially too much dip on his chip at the moment.
This shot selection is butt
Aaaaaaaand the patented Wisconsin cut block puts an end to that.
Roddy Gayle, despite missing seven layups already, is playing really really well.
Michigan with three early turnovers JUST SAYING.
Race to 50
If you gave AI the prompt “please have the ‘how many days in two weeks weightlifting forum debate’ guy discuss Woke (as slightly puffier 2003 Cillian Murphy),” this would be the output.
Needed to kick more guys in the jinglejangles.
Makeup calls soon come
Bu-Bu-Bushido
Just me, sitting patiently with my sword awaiting Ms. Rachel’s instructions.
/me, feeding tiny electrolyte granules into my vein like I’m loading a Pez
dispenser
“wait, what?”
Knish sexts or it doesn’t count.
Hi, Sherwin Williams? Can I please get two gallons of this interview in eggshell please?
Izzo held for the last shot… while down 10.
Never change, Tom.
We shall now commence with the Eating of the Liver.
Lots happening right now. Lots.
Current status: Round 13 of Rocky/Drago.
