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The MGoBlog Opponent Watch guy. Other stupid thoughts available at bryanmac.substack.com, or wherever fine takes are sold.
Siri, who has the #1 defense in the country on KenPom?
26.11.2025 03:51 — 👍 31 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0“Acrisure” is what doctors used to call tendonitis in the 18th century.
26.11.2025 02:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Auburn hit four 2-pointers in the first half.
26.11.2025 02:42 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can Michigan buy this ugly-ass court when this tournament is over? It appears to be made of unicorn farts.
26.11.2025 02:28 — 👍 43 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Meatloaf is the most food.
26.11.2025 01:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m 43 years old. I have a job, a mortgage, and 4 kids.
I wasn’t mature enough to handle this lede. Honestly, I don’t know I could have been.
When I was a wrestler in high school, there was an understanding that if your opponent was wearing pink wrestling shoes, you were screwed.
Trying to go ‘¿Quien es mass macho?’ against a guy unironically rocking this mustache is a losing proposition
His publicist—a totally real person who is definitely not three lemurs in a trench coat—has been making the rounds.
24.11.2025 17:50 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Calling a bed frame and headboard “bells and whistles” was very validating to just-out-of-college me.
24.11.2025 16:19 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I mean, he was coaching an NFL game in San Francisco on December 28th and standing at a podium in Ann Arbor on December 30th.
There was plenty of Jim and Pam, but it isn’t like the timeline was anything longer than it could have been.
dammit Wink
23.11.2025 21:26 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching Jahmyr Gibbs causes me to involuntarily make fighter jet noises.
23.11.2025 21:20 — 👍 28 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I be like dang, Jake Bates
23.11.2025 21:08 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Only sport I’ve ever watched where I’ve just given up on understanding it.
23.11.2025 19:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had time to say “oh buddy don’t…” BEFORE he released it.
23.11.2025 19:09 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Maryland had 71 yards rushing against Michigan yesterday.
Tomas O’Meara—Michigan’s RB6 who entered the game with 3 career carries—had 71 yards rushing against Maryland yesterday.
Enjoy your Sunday.
Nebraska mega-disagrees
23.11.2025 02:48 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0/Sad Haynes King Noises
23.11.2025 02:32 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0FEED TOMAS O’MEARA, A PERSON I HAVE DEFINITELY HEARD OF
23.11.2025 00:06 — 👍 62 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
23.11.2025 00:04 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Let’s check in on our friends in East Lansing
23.11.2025 00:00 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Fumble through the end zone? I’m guessing fumble through the end zone.
22.11.2025 23:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why are the reads still live
why
whyyyyyyy
Mike Pereira was befuddled by object permanence.
“How can we know the ball continues to exist behind that obstruction?”
I love Bryce’s willingness to get hit.
Please stop it.
Great two-minute drive… until it really wasn’t.
22.11.2025 22:32 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0(But it looks for all the world like a really dumb 6-point Michigan win)
22.11.2025 21:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0FEED MAX
22.11.2025 21:34 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Oh, Michigan jumped offside for the… /checks notes… 186th time in the last 4 weeks.
22.11.2025 21:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
22.11.2025 21:28 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
