Bryan Mac

Dolly is our most “You’ve gotta preface any mention of this person with preemptive confirmation that they are alive and well” American, and I don’t think it’s particularly close.

Inhalers keep people alive.

Live people breathe.

Breathing generates CO2.

It’s just science.

The news.

TIRED: Heckler’s Veto

WIRED: Armed Authoritarian Lunk With 10th Grade Education And Very Very Sensitive Feelings’ Veto

Goodnight, SNBD. I feel safer already knowing that you have my back.

Giant-ass spider in my doorway.

Tried to take the dog out, only to learn that I no longer control the entrance to my house. No, Señor NightmareBiteyDemon owns the doorway now.

As you were, sir. We will use the back door. Or a window.

Baseball scoring showing BRASH vs. CARPENTER

*turns chair around* Do you know who else was a brash carpenter?

“We have received a correction from the School of Hard Knocks…”

“Yes, that’s correct, I was storing a bunch of fine art and approximately $20,000 in cash in my Cardinals.”

There are cursed stats, then there is “Ja’Marr Chase has made 3 tackles today.”

Folks, we’re loving what we’re seeing…

New SP+ just dropped.

Now, UCLA's interim head coach, Tim Skipper, is tied with Franklin with one career top-10 win against a Big Ten opponent.

I'm wheezing.

In ‘23, Michigan got the crew back together for one last heist, and they won a title. In ‘24, Ohio State did the same thing.

In ‘25, Penn State got the crew back together for one last heist, and now everyone is stuck watching this train wreck.

It’s Ocean’s 12. Penn State is Ocean’s 12.

Cal, New Mexico, UNLV, and Tulane each have more Big Ten wins than does Penn State.

It’s Week 6.

Luke Fickell was not thrilled with Donaven McCulley

Congratulations, James Franklin. That was now only the SECOND dumbest thing I saw today.

Frames, imo

/exhales deeeeeeeply

“It’s for the troops.”

Yeah, it’s a great counterpunch if the offense keeps running Dana Bash.

It’s almost worse when your get-right game is a team this bad. No matter how well it goes, you still feel like “yeah but this doesn’t count.”

HE knew they weren’t gonna come back. WE knew they weren’t gonna come back. EVERYONE knew they weren’t gonna come back.

But that doesn’t mean you don’t PRETEND YOU THINK IT IS POSSIBLE.

Yeah, Wisconsin isn’t gonna win this. If they had a dozen more possessions they might not score 14 points.

But it’s a two score game. Not calling your timeouts is pretty close to a firing offense at this point.

Ben Hall just scored a touchdown for UNC. Good for him.

Don’t ask any additional questions about the circumstances.

The BeLikeDang continues.

Semaj explodes in every direction, part one million

Rod Moore is like a warm blanket. A warm, vicious, angry blanket.

I be like dang, Donaven McCulley.

I. Be. Like. Dang.