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Chair, Computational BIology and Medicine Program, Princess Margaret Cancer Centre, University Health Network. Associate Professor, Medical Biophysics, University of Toronto. Disclosures: https://github.com/michaelmhoffman/disclosure/

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Wow, imagine thinking it's acceptable to OWN a potato. I mean honestly

07.10.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if youโ€™re writing a sentence that sounds like cannibalism but you go โ€œoh thatโ€™s fine to say because itโ€™s a potatoโ€ (whatever that means) you may want to consider what made you okay with saying that

07.10.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, the old "if we pretend you said something completely different, then that would imply the consequences of the thing we're pretending you said instead of the thing you actually said"

07.10.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"biological name"

07.10.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Wall Street Journal reports Trump reassigned federal law enforcement dedicated to stop child sex trafficking to spreading mulch in DC. I wonder why?

07.10.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 722    ๐Ÿ” 181    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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White House shifts explanation on U.S. border czar accused of taking $50,000 in a paper bag | CBC News The White House press secretary said on Monday that Tom Homan "never took" $50,000 US in cash from an undercover agent, after a damning report emerged over the weekend. Homan himself was less specific...

I did not see until now that he was asked about it on Fox News. Instead of denying he took $50,000 cash in a bag, he insists that he didn't do anything illegal.

That is a very unusual way for someone who did not take $50,000 cash in a paper bag to react to that question. www.cbc.ca/news/world/u...

07.10.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He is right, as a member of the public I am very interested in what happened to the 50 grand.

07.10.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welch asks what happened to $50,000 in cash Trump's border czar Tom Homan is accused of taking.

Bondi: That was resolved prior to my confirmation as Attorney General.

Welch: There's $50,000. Homan has it or somebody has it. Do you have no interest in knowing where it is?

Bondi: [deflects]

07.10.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have been trying to get this published as an op-ed, but I am going to post it here since I think it is timely in light of the "consent" extortion events.

Deafening Quiet from the Scientific Establishment

jeremymberg.github.io/jeremyberg.g...

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06.10.2025 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 275    ๐Ÿ” 151    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

It's a nice $2.5โ€“$3 million house in a wonderful neighbourhood. I'd move in.

07.10.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, Yogi Berra had significantly more self-awareness

07.10.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A+ diplomacy.

07.10.2025 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Neighbour in Beaconsfield Village says that increased density means that *no one* will want to live there.

If he ever finds himself in that situation I would be happy to buy his house from him for $1

07.10.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FORD 25:10 - Let he who hath not been caught stunt driving his employer's vehicle 12 times and nevertheless kept his job cast the first stone.

07.10.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

more and more I am convinced a good share of why Trump 2 is so much worse than before is because of what Elon did to Twitter. it's like those group chats where people gassed themselves up to join ISIS, scaled up a millionfold

07.10.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2701    ๐Ÿ” 351    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

Raising a kid in the city is the best.

07.10.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're clearly ready for tenure already

07.10.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe you should set a goal that is a little less narrow

Hard to imagine how such a small problem will keep you busy for the rest of your career

07.10.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Important piece from @brianbeutler.bsky.social One feature of conservativesโ€™ refusal to provide any reasoning in emergency docket orders is it allows to see which way the political winds are blowing when they finally rule on the merits & adjust outcomes as needed

open.substack.com/pub/brianbeu...

07.10.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 110    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Maybe, if a cop were there. Maybe.

But a cop wasn't and wouldn't be, so it's a false choice.

07.10.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ford government vehicle recorded at stunt driving speeds on Ontario highways | Globalnews.ca At least one cabinet-assigned vehicle was recorded driving more than 50 km/h over the speed limit multiple times in the past three years, according to documents.

NEW: A vehicle assigned to a Ford cabinet minister has been recorded at stunt driving speeds 12 times.

The premier's office suggested it was the same driver each time, and implied they still work for the government. #OnPoli
globalnews.ca/news/1146702...

07.10.2025 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 122    ๐Ÿ” 79    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

Problem with submission (other than principles, of course) is that a deal with Trump is meaningless.

07.10.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the hell?

07.10.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would love to see the actual court submission if anyone has it. Issuing only a press release without posting the details does not give me a lot of confidence in their argument.

06.10.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They formed a corporation to file this lawsuit. I imagine the corporation will never have more assets than those needed to pay its own lawyers.

06.10.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Here are some of the automated speed enforcement tickets given to vehicles assigned to Ford cabinet ministers. #OnPoli

Story โ–ถ๏ธ globalnews.ca/news/1146373...

06.10.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

I can *imagine* it, I just find it unlikely in the context.

What were the total emissions of Northdale before its transformation and after?

06.10.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For the record, I am for additional growth in the urban core as well as making suburban and exurban areas denser, and more livable.

06.10.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The map areas do not have equal contributions to total emissions. Changes in map color do not necessarily make a comparable change in emissions.

06.10.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Directing growth to blue zones can decrease total emissions *compared to the growth being in the red zone*. With growth, total emissions going down seems unlikely to me. And unlikely to stop growth either. Want to slow increase in emissions as much as possible.

06.10.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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