Chase Connor Books

My Husband: *trying to nap on sofa as I read* It’s too quiet. It’s unnerving. I need some ambient noise.

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Husband: …

Me: *quietly* Sleep well, darling. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Husband: You’re so dumb. I love you, though.

The pageantry, the hair, the flamboyance, the desire for attention, wanting to upstage his brother, literally flaming, wanting warm weather so everyone can dress slutty, ruining the holiday for his family by merely existing and not giving a damn…peak queerness. 🤣😂

Me: I don’t know if you know this, but Heat Miser is queer culture.

MIL: …

Me: …

MIL: *grabs coffee mug, sits back, crosses her legs* Tell me more.

*Friend comes to me with their huge life problems* An hour later, we’ve mapped out steps and solutions and they’ve got their confidence back.

*Me standing in my pantry, distraught* We have 17 cans of green beans because I keep buying them, forgetting we have plenty.

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A grieving immigrant, a stolen coat, a mysterious American, one night in Montreal, and a simple act of kindness that will change a life forever. THE WARMTH OF OUR CLOSEST STAR (the sequel) out now! #LGBTQIA #LitFic #mmromance #audiobooks #NewAdult

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When Jackson and Jeremy go to Littleburg to see the legendary Bang Bang Baisemoi perform, crime follows. Before long, Jackson has to wonder if they're being set up. Now available for pre-order! #LGBTQ #cozymystery #mmromance

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Jacob Michaels, er, Rob Wagner, is tired of Hollywood. He’s come home to his Oma’s house in Ohio to rest, relax, and recover. Oma’s house isn’t quite as he remembered, but then again, can he trust his memories? #LGBTQIA #paranormalromance

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My MIL has been staying the holiday weekend with us but my FIL went back to their house (a couple miles away). We are having a snowstorm, so I called to ask if he’s okay by himself. His answer? “I had some of your pumpkin pie for breakfast. Best morning if my life. Don’t snitch!”🤣😂

I still say the most villainous thing Scrooge did was show up to his employee’s house with 80 guests (one of whom was a spider!) and a 40lb raw turkey, expecting Emily Cratchett to cook it, ON CHRISTMAS DAY.

I have one major complaint about episode 4, but I have to see where that plot line goes. Maybe it won’t be a bad thing? Otherwise, I thought they were good.

Did I stay up until nearly 3am to watch the Stranger Things episodes that dropped, get up at 8am to finish cooking, then co-host Thanksgiving with my MIL at my house without losing my shit? Yes. Please clap. 🤣😂

I am coming to all of you, to repeat, once again, the “A” in LGBTQIA DOES. NOT. STAND. FOR. “ALLY.”

It’s for people on the ACE spectrum.

If you were an actual ally, you’d know that.

My MIL and I have started Thanksgiving prep. This is also the beginning of the time period my husband calls “Why is Kelly Clarkson yelling at me?” season.

Fun fact: if a small child accidentally walks in on you jokingly saying, “How about I whoop your ass?” to someone, they will adopt this is as their new favorite phrase.

“You’re releasing a book on Friday, February the 13th and Friday, March 13th next year? That is weird and creepy! Satanic!”

Yes. I will be releasing my books on those dates. They’re dates people can easily remember, not chosen for how creepy they are. How ridiculous.

Also, Hail Satan, muthafucka.

The best art in the world doesn’t make a person think. It makes them realize they know nothing.

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I'm full of surprises this weekend. Who wants to read about a new series I have coming? WHICH YOU CAN PREORDER NOW!

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This happened last night. In case you missed it. 😏

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When Jackson and Jeremy go to Littleburg to see the legendary Bang Bang Baisemoi perform, crime follows. Before long, Jackson has to wonder if they're being set up. Now available for pre-order! #LGBTQ #cozymystery #mmromance

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Husband: <Relative> isn’t coming to Thanksgiving. He’s taking a vacation to Denmark.

Me: Well, that’s a nice trip.

H: Sure. But it’s Thanksgiving! What the hell is in Denmark??

Me: …Danes?

H: …you win this round.

I get asked a lot which format of my books readers should buy to get me the best royalty. The answer is paperback. The REALITY is that I want you to buy/use the format that fits your budget. Support is support. Get your library to carry it and borrow it! I appreciate you! JUST. DON’T. PIRATE. THEM.

All I have to say is if you only create "art" when you feel certain it will make money, you aren't making art, you're making commerce.

The writing of the things is turning out to be the easiest part after 8+ years. It’s the behind the scenes stuff that drives me crazy now. 🤣😂

Nothing better than turning on an old episode of COPS and seeing it took place in your town. 🤣😂

Reading a book wherein a character says something like, ‘If the American public found out about this, the CIA would implode!’ And I just laughed and laaaaaaughed.

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Dumped off at Two-Mile Trail by his mother, Jordan walks into Possibly, Texas, where his stepfather lives. Jordan has to figure out how he fits into the quirky town with its equally quirky residents. #LGBTQIA #MagicalRealism #KindleUnlimited

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Last night, I told myself I would read to page 300 in my book (about 75 pages). I went to sleep around page 417. Regrets? None! ☕️😴🤣

Husband: What’s for dinner?

Me: Homemade chili.

H: Again?!

Me: See, we didn’t finish the entire pot last night. So, how leftovers work is—

H: Quiet, smartass!

A little bird outside a window, sitting in the grass

I tried taking a picture of this lil’ guy, but the window screen refused to let me have a nice picture. 😭🤣