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@themagpieoracle.bsky.social

On a holistic wellness journey looking to take my impending crone years by storm. I have lots of eclectic interests in diet, exercise, nature, spirituality, divination, Reiki, crochet, and writing.

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What are muscle relaxersโ€ฆ sleeping pills?
Guess a muscle cant spasm if youโ€™re unconscious.

07.02.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hurt my back. Taken first muscle relaxer ever. Please send healing energies the highest and greatest good. #witchsky #pagansky

07.02.2025 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
YOUR BODY DOES NOT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR DIET OR WORKOUT ROUTINE IF YOU'RE
CONSTANTLY OVERWHELMED BY YOUR LIFE
CIRCUMSTANCES.
PRIORITISE YOUR PEACE.

YOUR BODY DOES NOT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR DIET OR WORKOUT ROUTINE IF YOU'RE CONSTANTLY OVERWHELMED BY YOUR LIFE CIRCUMSTANCES. PRIORITISE YOUR PEACE.

YOUR BODY DOES NOT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR DIET OR WORKOUT ROUTINE IF YOU'RE
CONSTANTLY OVERWHELMED BY YOUR LIFE
CIRCUMSTANCES.
PRIORITISE YOUR PEACE.

06.02.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m in that lovely stage of life where both me and my 20 year old son are growing goatees.

04.02.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can tell a bully from a leader by how they treat people who disagree with them.
MILES K. DAVIS / ART OF POETS

You can tell a bully from a leader by how they treat people who disagree with them. MILES K. DAVIS / ART OF POETS

22.01.2025 11:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
C'mon, you gotta have one more hot flash in you.
That third step is still icy.

C'mon, you gotta have one more hot flash in you. That third step is still icy.

22.01.2025 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reaganโ€™s the start of all this corrupt system.

21.01.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I'm writing Spider Ma'am, about a middle aged woman who gets bitten by a radioactive spider but keeps it to herself because she doesn't freaking need this.
11:30 PM. - Feb 17,2022 โ€ข Twitter for iPhone
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She probably just assumes that the new powers are another side effect of perimenopause, about which no one bothered to warn her.

I'm writing Spider Ma'am, about a middle aged woman who gets bitten by a radioactive spider but keeps it to herself because she doesn't freaking need this. 11:30 PM. - Feb 17,2022 โ€ข Twitter for iPhone 1,344 Retweets 70 Quote Tweets 19.4K Likes She probably just assumes that the new powers are another side effect of perimenopause, about which no one bothered to warn her.

21.01.2025 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
"We need leaders not in love with money but in love with justice. Not in love with publicity but in love with humanity."
www.thekingcenter.org

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. "We need leaders not in love with money but in love with justice. Not in love with publicity but in love with humanity." www.thekingcenter.org

21.01.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve been offline a bit yโ€™all. Taking a break from social media and giving my all to getting the middle of my book written.

21.01.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What does everyone do with all the bread, eggs, and milk they stockpile? Eat French toast for weeks on end.

09.01.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone here panic buying food and itโ€™s absurd. Weโ€™ve never been โ€œsnowed inโ€ more than 3 days tops and that was for ice. Most of the time whatever snow lands here is gone by the afternoon.

09.01.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yโ€™all I took my protein smoothie with me this morning and while I stopped to get gasoline, sitting in the car, the stuff froze in the cup to the point I couldnโ€™t drink it. Yikes.

08.01.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dear Golden Globes, The Bear is NOT a comedy. The actor is NOT funny. Heโ€™s not supposed to be because the show is NOT a Fucking Comedy!!!!!! I really wanted to see a deserving comedic actor win. You suck.
Sincerely,
Me

06.01.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Mark Hyman, M.D. โ€ข @drmarkhyman
You don't need a gym membership or fancy gadgets to get healthy this year.
Start by cutting out sugar, walking daily, and prioritizing sleep. Health can be simple, don't complicate it.

Mark Hyman, M.D. โ€ข @drmarkhyman You don't need a gym membership or fancy gadgets to get healthy this year. Start by cutting out sugar, walking daily, and prioritizing sleep. Health can be simple, don't complicate it.

A healthier you starts now

02.01.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve been inundated with posts about how this year sucked. So instead tell me something good. What are you proud of or happy with in 2024?
Iโ€™ll go first. I finished one novel manuscript and Iโ€™m halfway done with book 2 manuscript.

31.12.2024 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t think I can count that high. Whenever the man asks me what Iโ€™m going to do with a food jar Iโ€™m saving I tell him whatever I want! Lol.

31.12.2024 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Back at the day job after a week off is difficult. One of these days I will make a living doing what I love. And so it is.

30.12.2024 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Some people are using a โ€œhackโ€ to buy then return ebooks after reading. You are hurting small indie authors when you do this as the zon charges that back to the author- zon does not take the hit the little authors do. Please use the library for free books. The library has paid the author by buying.

26.12.2024 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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For anybody else that's getting coal for Christmas, maybe we can link up and get the grill going or something.

For anybody else that's getting coal for Christmas, maybe we can link up and get the grill going or something.

24.12.2024 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uncomfortable. Yes. Thankful for her as she said he wouldnโ€™t be back. Unfortunately a few weeks later she called me into her office to tell me that he assaulted a young employee at another branch. Iโ€™m still upset that it had to happen to someone. But have never doubted my gut for a min.

24.12.2024 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finish my cart but I took it back to the front desk and busied myself loading returns to reshelve and lucky there was enough work to keep me there with the others. The next day I told my boss and I was so scared. I said he didnโ€™t do or so say anything butโ€ฆ she finished the sentence you were

24.12.2024 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I was 19 I worked for the library and even back then we had security guards. One night we had a new guy- he was a big dude. I was in the childrenโ€™s department alone shelving books when he came in and started talking to me. Everything inside me screamed to get away from this guy. I didnโ€™t even

24.12.2024 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I crochet as a meditative hobby- also weaving intention spells into garments such as for protection. I also write fiction- under a pen name that I hope to turn into my full time job in the next five years.

23.12.2024 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still doesnโ€™t explain those bizarre mean girls style interviews Blake and Parker Posey did. They were outright hostile.

23.12.2024 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s time for White Christmas because itโ€™s not Christmas time until Bing Crosby tap dances with Danny fucking Kay.

23.12.2024 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because she didnโ€™t run. She announced her retirement and was in Washington to close down her office November. A different R won her vacated seat.

23.12.2024 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is a highly under-appreciated and underdiscussed aspect of why the ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ oligarchy hates the idea of universal healthcare.

They want us trapped in our jobs. #MedicareForAll

22.12.2024 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3127    ๐Ÿ” 1083    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 100    ๐Ÿ“Œ 56
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Blessed Yule to all.
๐ŸŽ„โค๏ธ๐ŸŽ„
#witchsky

21.12.2024 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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