Alligator blorkby

Alligator blorkby

@paulkins.bsky.social

Music/basketball/wrestling/vegan/video game/louisville enthusiast, probably other things too.

183 Followers 221 Following 98 Posts Joined Nov 2024
3 months ago
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4 months ago

Starting dynamite late because i was folding some shirts, then realizing folding shirts means I’ll be able to fast forward through the stupid fucking ice commercials

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5 months ago

I need to finish hollow knight so I can jump into silksong. I need to finish ghost of Tsushima so I can start ghost of yotei. Final fantasy tactics remaster came out. Guess I don’t need to buy anything new for awhile lol

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5 months ago
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Feels silly the tone I was chasing with telecaster sized p90s was actually just a mini humbucker, definitely not the stock pick ups in this guitar but goddamn perfectly clear and bright without being ice pick to the ears bright

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6 months ago

In this order: Hangman, moxley, and Jericho winning it to become the first champion and promptly losing it in a steakhouse

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7 months ago

It feels insane to say the wrestler who gives me the most joy right now on sight is max caster

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7 months ago

Random memory: one time I was doing sound and having issues with getting music to play through the aux, and someone from the kitchen yelled “it probably just hates something corporate!” and I yelled back “it’s jacks mannequin!”

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7 months ago

Currently listening to Manchester orchestra because of aew, and that feels like an insane sentence to form

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7 months ago

Every fake Bret hart commenting on Goldbergs retirement has gotten me for at least a couple seconds because of course they’re all exactly what he would say about Goldberg

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9 months ago

I picked the maelle ending. Holy shit that was so dark

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9 months ago

Anns out of town tonight so it’s time for a WILD NIGHT END (finishing expedition 33, crying a lot probably)

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10 months ago

This is why Darby went to mt Everest, aggro crag training

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10 months ago

I’m glad everyone’s been real cool about spoilers for expedition 33, because I finished act 1 today and goddamn

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10 months ago
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10 months ago

You buy one French wine to play your French game and your girlfriend starts sending you things like this

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10 months ago

I said he doesn’t look a thing like teenjus

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10 months ago

Cause I’m just a teenjus dirtbag, baby

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10 months ago

Anns off recording tonight so it’s time for a WILD NIGHT IN! (Makes a pizza, starts clair obscur: expedition 33 ((holy shit, the opening prologue))

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10 months ago
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Ann took these pictures of Dusty and he looks like a black and white picture added to a color picture. Therefore, he is now “timeless” Dusty dog

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11 months ago

Kenny omega

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11 months ago

There is only one man who can offer us guidance right now

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11 months ago

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

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11 months ago
Pilotwings Resort states that guests are only
allowed to drive electric vehicles on Wuhu Island.
Earlier in the series, in Wii Sports Resort, this was
phrased as "only electric vehicles are allowed
on the island".
However, in Mario Kart 7, Mario Kart races
take place on the island where the racers all
use gas vehicles. This suggests that Mario
gained special pollution privileges for
his Mario Kart activities.
Source: @HEYimHeroic

In the Wii series games, Wuhu Island is committed to clean air by only allowing electric vehicles. However, in Mario Kart 7, gas vehicles are used in the races. This implies that Mario made a deal with the Wuhu Island administration to receive exclusive pollution privileges.

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11 months ago

Chip away, you can still expect me to show up with a mobile order ft. lot of edits to veganize a Crunchwrap (shoutout @mollyomalley.bsky.social)

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11 months ago

Help: I learned the riff to last resort and I can’t stop playing it

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11 months ago

Also Johnny foreigner - waited up til it was light. These posts brought to you by slay the spire and a bourbon

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11 months ago

Fireworks - higher lonely power is such a banger of an album

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11 months ago
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me and the t-shirt from 2010 my mom wants me to get rid of

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11 months ago

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

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1 year ago

At Mariah/toni storm match: holy fucking fuck

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