𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝕻𝖎𝖙 🪞

"Oh yeah, heard about that. Stolen by some murdery drone, yeah?"

"...mind if I crash this little operation?"

"So... uh..."

"...how's your day been? Or whatever.."

"GAH-!"

Dark Pit jumped away from the tree, turning his attention to the direction he felt the very cold, dead-feeling hand rest from.

Come on! The angel's not getting anywhere with this. He wouldn't even try to shoot again, seeing the bot squint towards him made him feel like he was 'caught'.

He begrudgingly hopped down onto the ground, a moody look on his face.

"Well, you've got nerves of steel. You didn't even flinch."

"You're annoying. Not just annoying to fight, but just plain annoying."

"Hey! Puffball! Turn around! I am talking at you!"

He called again, still approaching..

"Alright, whatever you are. If y-you're looking for a fight..."

He pulls out his bow, readying a dark light arrow to shoot, if... whatever this is will really do any harm.

"Tch... fine. Whatever."

He relents again, taking his leave. If her brother's anything like her, he's gonna have to try hard to stay out of their lane from here on...

...if they don't meet again, that is-

"Alright, cool."

He sighs as he began to take his leave... no, wait, he's got questions!

"Hang on, how could you do all of that stuff? ...are you even human? Or a kid?"

//never did one of these b4... sounds fun!

"Alright.. I don't care about Wario's wallet much, but I'm definitely gonna try and fight Cyn. Sounds like fun.

"...just tell those... Magic Hampshires... whatevers.. to stay out of my way."

A few minutes (and like, 2 bucks) later...

"Boom. Ice cream." The dark angel holds out a brand new ice cream cone for the devil to take.

"Happy?"

"Uuuugh... The stand's like, a few minutes away."

Great. Now he's stuck with the murderous child.... and HAS to go buy her some ice cream.

"Uh-huh..."

He thinks for another moment.

"Y'know what? I want in. How do I sign up for the bounty thing?"

"...not for anyone else, no. I'm in it for some action."

He grumbled to himself as he began to walk in the direction he came from...

"Stay here."

He tells her to stay as he walked...

"Alright, alright! I'll get you more! Just stop doing that!"

He relents to the angry devil child with the scary blaster.

"....Huh. So garlic-breath wants the murder drone dead?"

He muses. He's... actually chill with Cyn... to an extent, but definitely not chill with Wario... though the prospect of a new challenge does intrigue him.

"And because... his wallet was stolen..?"

"Ok, yeah! I did! I'm sorry! 𝘏𝘈𝘗𝘗𝘠!?"

He called out from where he stood, still holding out behind his shield.

"No need to KILL me over it!"

"Huh... you don't look like one of Palutena's usual goons... you an angel?"

He crosses his arms, getting a better look at her..

The angel had questions... but there's no time! She's got invisible bullets or something!

Quickly, the angel put up a Guardian Orbitar, summoning a shield of... light? Glass? Something to protect him, at least for a little until this can be diffused.

"What does she want from me..!?"

His expression changed slightly, hearing a bit about these 'Bounties'. Now she's speaking his language! No more boring robo-graveyard stuff...

"No kidding? Who's head's everyone after? How strong are they?"

"Woah!"

Dark Pit managed to dodge the chain and get back onto his feet.

"Wha- Since when could humans shoot chains out of their fingers!?"

He seemed more surprised that intimidated, if that's what the devil was going for... wait, does he even KNOW what she is..?

@almightykoopaking.bsky.social

The dark angel's flying around on dark wings, when he spots an airship fortress of sorts. Curious to see who's leading the ship, he flies ever so close towards it... only to find one familiar mug in the front of it.

"Oh, of course it's his.."

"GAH-!"

He felt a sudden pain in his back, knocking him off balance.. and sending the cone into the air.

"What the he-!?"

His sentence was interrupted once gravity took effect, the ice cream splatting onto his head. He growled.

"GAH-"

He exclaimed, shooting up before stumbling and falling down to the ground, face first!

Dark Pit looked closer at the abomination, so curious to see what made Cyn tick..

"But like... why?"

Ok, she'll be harder to make budge.

Another arrow flew her way after a little...

"Yeesh. That sounds like it hurt..."

He says with a bit of actual concern..

"I guess I asked.. what else is new? That...uh... 'Willy' guy? He causing trouble still?"

"Feh. We're not 'buds'."

He scoffs, descending down next to the hedgehog.

"...huh. I swear you looked... different from up there."