Wh-NO!!! My memories are perfectly fine, ya nincompoop! YOU'RE the one spoutin' nonsense in my face!
24.01.2026 11:34 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1@almightykoopaking.bsky.social
"๐๐ช๐๐๐๐๐! ๐ช๐ต๐ฎ๐'๐ ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ฅ๐ฃ ๐ฐ๐ผ๐บ๐บ๐๐ป๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐ต๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฎ ๐๐ผ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฐ๐ฒ? ๐ ๐ฐ๐ฟ๐๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ ๐ฅ๐ฃ ๐ฐ๐ผ๐บ๐บ๐๐ป๐ถ๐๐, ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐'๐ ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐!" The unbreakable brute of the #๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ Independent portrayal of King Koopa/Bowser Written by S
Wh-NO!!! My memories are perfectly fine, ya nincompoop! YOU'RE the one spoutin' nonsense in my face!
24.01.2026 11:34 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1...what does ANY of that mean?
24.01.2026 10:08 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Wh-COOKING SHOW? What are you TALKIN' about? I've never BEEN on a cooking show!
24.01.2026 00:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1...
Get out of my face.
Oh, REALLY? Then tell me this, bucko! How long have I been your most awesome arch-nemesis?
24.01.2026 00:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Well, well, well, if it isn't MARIO! Been waitin' some time to kick your butt aga-
...wait, hang on a second. Mario doesn't talk like that! WHO ARE YOU?
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#SMG4RP | #MARIORP | #GLITCHRP | #NINTENDORP | #NINTENDORP | #BSKYRP | #MVRP | #SFWRP
BWAHAHAHAHA! Guess who's back, CHUMPS?
I know, I know, it must've been SOOOOOO boring around here without the sheer awesomeness of the Koopa King! But rest assured, I'm back in business!
Still don't get what the big deal is with this "Game Awards" business. Seriously, what's all the buzz about?
Though I guess I DID hear about DK gettin' nominated for the big one. Gotta say, it's impressive.
//Hi! Apologies for the inactivity, been having a busy week, but I will try to kick things back into gear lol
23.11.2025 19:22 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Apparently not if I'm only findin' out about this now!
20.11.2025 23:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The heck are you talkin' about, kid? I thought she was badly hurt or somethin'!
20.11.2025 23:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Art from the smash bros fangame CMC!! By user Katabami!
Starting now, sheโd be able to properly help protect everyone!
To stand beside them in battle!
A new chapter for Ciel has begun!
Ugh, stupid toothy jerk...thinks he's so much better than me 'cus DK finally fought him again after 20 years!
As soon as Cyn's outta the way, the first thing I'm doin' is humbling that punk!
Eh?
Oh, right, forgot about that.
BRING IT, SCALY-
[And at this point Tron pipes up]
bsky.app/profile/hero...
YEAH!!!
20.11.2025 14:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Oh, PLEASE! If we fought right now, you'd be goin' back in that colossal hole faster than you got out!
20.11.2025 14:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Oh YEAH? Well YOU come talk to ME when your right-hand man can give you magic powers!
20.11.2025 14:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1//new ERB episode lookin good so far y'all
20.11.2025 14:11 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0'Least I can time travel! I don't remember you doin' anything like that!
20.11.2025 14:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Yeah, I heard. You seriously got your butt kicked by a little girl and her monkey pal?
20.11.2025 14:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1HA! You bet I kidnapped Mario! In fact, Peach needed the help of some weird vibe umbrella to save him and his wimpy bro!
20.11.2025 13:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0...eh, I found limitless power in a fancy dream rock.
20.11.2025 13:48 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Excuses, excuses. Surely the great Kremling King would be aimin' a bit higher, eh?
20.11.2025 13:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0That all? I conquered entire GALAXIES! I'm WAY above you!
20.11.2025 13:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Yeah, right. You can barely TOUCH DK! Come back to me when you can do somethin' of note, pal!
20.11.2025 13:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1What, YOUR lousy pirate gang? Don't make me laugh! Those guys can barely take on a big dumb gorilla!
20.11.2025 13:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Is this some kind of joke? Of COURSE I trust my minions! But I've got bigger fish to fry than dealin' with Mario and Green 'Stache this time!
20.11.2025 13:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1HEY! Don't go actin' like I'm some goody-two-shoes! I'd gladly keep doin' it all myself if I had nothing to lose!
20.11.2025 13:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1