𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄!

[Meanwhile, he's taking a walk, plotting his next big kingdom conquest when Catty notices him.]

Someone remind me to stay FAR away from that guy. I don't need General Fartsworth stinkin' up my castle!

Ugh, great. If it isn't the edgy angel kid!

You got a lotta nerve flyin' about on Koopa airspace, punk! Outta my way! I've got a kingdom to conquer!

[Upon hearing Lep's question, he laughs before striking a pose, exclaiming in a boastful manner...]

You're lookin' at the Koopa King himself!

@istgimnotpitoo.bsky.social

[While his airship fleet soars the sky, Bowser notices an odd angelic figure heading right for him.]

...the heck's that? A bird?

...hm. That WOULD explain how you got past my minions...

But for the record, I was TOTALLY winning! That winged freak's got NOTHIN' on me, especially not in my own dreams!

//feels a lot more like 4 years ngl 💀

"OUTTA THE WAY, CHUMPS! Make room for WARIO!"

[The king stares at Lep, confused.]

Er...right.

...hey, wait a second! What are you doin' in my castle!?

[Each one disintegrates upon hit, and once they're all gone, the force field shatters.]

[However, the immense noise created by this action sucks Bowser out of the dream world...so basically he wakes up.]

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𝐈'𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎, 𝐈'𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐖𝐈𝐍!

#MARIORP | #SMBRP | #SMASHRP | #SSBRP | #NINTENDORP | #WARIORP | #SFWRP | #MVRP | #BSKYRP

[He begins thrashing about in his sleep, throwing punches and spewing fire, though none of his attacks can penetrate the strange field surrounding him, which seems to be generated by the peculiar purple objects around it.]

NGGH...STAY STILL!

//thank you btw!!

Eh? And who are YOU supposed to be...

...wait a minute, you're not that weirdo Antasma, are ya? 'Cus if so, you made a BIG mistake flyin' in MY face!

[Lep listens in as Bowser continues talking in his sleep.]

Don't you start gettin' cocky, dingbat! Need I remind you who was REALLY in control last time? Besides, you're in MY dream, and I don't need some fancy-schmancy Dream Stone to clip your wings! So beat it, Count Wackula!

[Suddenly, he begins...sleep-talking?]

Grrrgh...move it, bat boy...I beat the snot outta you once, and I can do it again...

//honestly so based ngl

[The king looks at Cassidy, his mouth wide open in shock.]

You're WHAT?

[OK, now he's just shocked.]

What the heck even IS this hack? What kind of sick chump put this freak show together?

...doesn't matter. You're not gettin' any screaming out of the KOOPA KING! I'm gonna beat this game!

Wh-NO!!! You don't get to just walk into my castle like that! This is the stronghold of the Koopa Troop, bluey! No annoying rats allowed! SO BEAT IT!!!

Eh? Where's the little pink guy gone? Why am I playin' as the weird eyeball thing?

...this hack is WEIRD...

BWAAAH? Where did-wha-HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE???

...The heck's this? I coulda sworn there was somethin' else here...

...eh, must be some kinda hack. Let's do this thing!

//you heard it here first folks, bowser is a gamer

@creativuser.bsky.social

[From the balcony of his castle, the king spots a certain blue blur speeding through the kingdom, on his way to the castle.]

Ngggh...So, speedy over here thinks he can just waltz on up to the Koopa King? Well, he's got another thing comin'! GUARDS! STOP HIM!

[He continues to the game itself, still oblivious to the horrors that lay within.]

@vampiricdandyism.bsky.social

[While walking through the kingdom, pondering his next big scheme, a cloud of bats flies into his face.]

BLAAAARGH! Hey, WATCH IT!

[In a rage, he attempts to toast the bats with some good old fire breath.]

@speedybluehedgehog.bsky.social

[The king is sat on his throne, when a few of his Koopa guards rush through the door to his throne room in a panic, before informing him an intruder blew past them and into the castle.]

WHAT? Oh, this won't STAND! Get the other minions! Search everywhere you can!

You got that right! That scaly punk K. Rool could never rule a kingdom like I do!

The heck? Why isn't this stupid thing comin' off?

[It's at this point that he notices the hand grabbing the top.]

What the...?

...hey, wait a minute! That thing's givin' me a weird look! NO ONE gives the Koopa King weird looks! I'm tearin' this thing down, RIGHT NOW!

[So he goes to do just that...]

[The noise generated by the portal closing makes the king stir a little...but thankfully not enough to wake him up. Lucky.]