Stacey

me yesterday: look, Chuck Schumer is an incompetent dipshit, but somehow he’s played the shutdown semi-functionally because his opponents are even stupider

today: you fool, you idiot, Chuck Schumer has only appeared vaguely competent because his caucus actively revolted

should have known better

Is it chesky…?

Hey Pride, what does it look like to kill the planet for a joke

I want these nerd losers hostile to all that is human to be humiliated without it costing *me* money, please.

i'm bad at sports too but you don't see me bragging about it on teevee

We've got to be the champions of accurate, verifiable information because the folks eager to ban books and rewrite history are using the inattention to their advantage.

Not now, the inevitable yet intensely dispiriting resurgence of H5N1

I can't keep the thread up, but suffice to say, PEOPLE VOTED TO PROTECT AND FUND LIBRARIES AND SO MANY SCHOOL BOARD ELECTIONS SUPPORTED PRO-EDUCATION, PRO-STUDENT CANDIDATES.

People showed up. They didn't just buy banned books. They VOTED.

And guess what?

Voting made a difference.

This is it!!!!!

the Teen Vogue politics section's last newsy story 🥲 Rainesford knocked it out of the park

I had to come into the office to freeze?

"Reasonable people can disagree on this topic, but there’s no need to go to bullying or name calling because it doesn’t set a good example for anyone," Elizabeth Eddy says on Fox News this morning, after a week of inciting targeted transphobic and racist attacks on fellow NWSL players.

[dalek voice] EXCOMMUNICATE EXCOMMUNICATE

And this is why the corporate class shut down Teen Vogue.

Lord knows we needed it.

I know it can feel like elections in places we don’t live don’t matter but y’all it is so fucking rough in these streets for queer kids rn and every single one of these victories is going to keep more of them with us so they get to be queer adults 💕

[Narrator: they lost 13 seats]

as far as i can tell this is what new york is facing right now and im wishing you all the best

He died doing what he loved: not having a heart 💔

Gut party leadership immediately, they do not win elections and they don't want to.

If your AI tool is soooo good I cannot even live without it, how come you gotta try to trick me into clicking on it or make it so I can't opt out of it? If it's such an incredible necessary product, how come I don't WANT to use it but am being BULLIED into using it? 🧐

I just laughed irl

It would be very nice if the grotesque racism didn't pay off tomorrow.

A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control

New awareness campaign

ON THE LITERAL EVE OF A DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST MAYOR BEING ELECTED, ANNA WINTOUR KILLS PROGRESSIVE AND PROFITABLE TEEN VOGUE POLITICS DESK WHICH HAD JUST INTERVIEWED HIM

*That’s* the headline.

(Unfortunately there’s hardly any news outlet left to run it 😭)

honestly pretty miserable about the Teen Vogue news

Black cat sitting on top of a blue cat tree

Black cat using the toasty bed by the radiator

Black cat wanting to help with wfh but really just getting in the way

Black cat sitting on top of a blue couch

I have loved working from home all week with my cat

They literally ruin everything they touch

Suspect Guilty GIF Alt: the "we're all trying to find the guy who did this" hot dog meme

a paper owned by one of the richest men in the world: who can say why so many more people can't pay their bills now???

I’ve gotten the taste of the high life (wfh) how will I ever go back