Alecks

Alecks

@dpalecks.bsky.social

Yo! 33, he/him.

220 Followers 98 Following 74 Posts Joined Sep 2024
17 hours ago

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
I DONT GET UP AGAIN
I REALLY LIKE IT ON THE GROUND

I STAY KNOCKED DOWN
I DONT GET UP AGAIN
ITS REALLY COMFY ON THE GROUND

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Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey contains an unused "Toads ramming each other rapidly" test room, containing Peach and three pairs of Toads. Talking to Peach causes the Toads to ram each other rapidly.

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Seraph in the Headlights

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5 hours ago
Hovel Hurler: Time to show these douscebags my real power (throws a big tree branch at a guys car)
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4 months ago

My baby had a severe allergic reaction to playing peekaboo. I had to take her to the ICU.

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1 year ago
Toni, i'm so depressed

It's the depression
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4 hours ago
A washer and dryer on a giant hand.
HEADLINE: Zillow Apartment Listing In-Unit Washer and Dryer Kind of a Stretch.

A Beach City rental property listed on Zillow has come under scrutiny for what amenities it considers to be in-unit.
paletteswap.site/dif...

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tired: harassing athletes for not covering the spread
wired: harassing journalists for not making things up

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it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

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Dark money group offers influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidate Progressive House candidate Kat Abughazaleh told MS NOW the secretive campaign is “filled with false and defamatory claims.”

HOLY SHIT.

A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election.

Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?

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BREAKING: WE DID IT!!! LUDOVIC IS COMING HOME!!!

The judge, clearly moved by 20 people turning up in person alongside 20 online, ruled entirely in Lud’s favor with low bond.

Update to come when he is home. The team is optimistic about his hearing in May.

#FREELUD

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7 hours ago

Oh you won an argument? With me? An idiot? Good job buddy

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6 hours ago

"Grammarly has never been interested in writing, or even improving it. Its only interest is in making money...The company's business model is designed to make people feel insecure about their own writing so that they believe that they need an AI assistant to do something as simple as send an email."

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🦊

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A drawing of Kim and Harry from Disco Elysium - Kim is asking if Harry is okay, the answer is no no no no

Disco!

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2 weeks ago
Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

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16 hours ago

no i don’t “cum fast” it’s called slam fire and it was essential for clearing trenches in ww1

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10 hours ago
SATANIST PROMISES

1) Power

2) Drugs

3) Giant Hog

4) Nintendo
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Coming up with a post-hoc theory section when your results are weird:

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a tumblr post reads "been listening to the knuckles raps from sa2 while pretending to not know the music is from a video game and i highly recommend the experience. really good from the perspective of a normal rapper who talks about ghosts trying to kill him and his ability to telepathically detect gemstones in the earth"
a reblog reads "i did this once while driving a classmate who knew nothing about sonic to college and she said in full seriousness 'it's so sad that he feels like he can't depend on anyone but himself'"

doing this with the cave story rap

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19 hours ago

need to watch this with my son so he’ll finally understand why I keep saying that various animals have “the firm handshake and glossy coat of a Yale man”

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get equipped with need vacation
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