It's Andy!

It's Andy!

@persauna.bsky.social

idk i'm just Online FFXIV: Meri Kuri @ Crystal-Malboro Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/countcarmine/works tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/seffyriath carrd: https://countcarmine.carrd.co/

32 Followers 134 Following 44 Posts Joined Oct 2024
8 months ago
Dumbass Orc city smoldered burned down in the wake of battle
The ground soaked in a knuckles depth of blood and ash
The savage cries of its defenders now silent and still as its ruin was overseen b the architect of its very destruction
The orc wars were finally over
There is noting more reviled than the orc said the elvish kk g

For the last 24 hours Twitter has been full of people mocking the everloving shit out of this “fantasy author” for trying to dunk on one of Hideo Kojima’s best creations: FAT MAN. If you’re wondering why everyone is making Orc City jokes, this is why:

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9 months ago

I need a trustworthy eunuch to handle my shit

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9 months ago
A screenshot from the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV, with an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for free with no restrictions on playtime. It's a screenshot of a text box to open a FATE, reading "Get stabbed? Yes/No."

Yeah alright, I'm not doing anything.

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10 months ago

One of the wilder political things in recent history is that Project 2025 publicly released a 900 page document laying out their plans to roll back 100 years of human progress and then during the campaign Republicans just said "no we're not :)" and then they won and now they're doing it all.

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10 months ago

Help if you can. We are all in this together, even strangers on the internet.

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10 months ago
Please update the description of the Far Eastern Performer's Attire shop listing Hi, I am a Korean player who has enjoyed playing FFXIV for a while now. I have always loved seeing the Korean dev team design outfits based on hanbok and releasing them to the rest of the world. I ...

I QRP'd but to make it more visible I'll repost the forum thread I made here!

Please talk about this!

forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/thread...

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11 months ago

there is no fact-based evaluation that does not hold George W. Bush and Barack Obama partly responsible for where we are with Trump. For decades we let these guys extend the power of the executive and no one with power ever pushed back. We are reaping those consequences now.

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11 months ago
Trump Administration Openly Ignoring Supreme Court, Now What? Guess innocent people stay in torture jail and we have a constitutional crisis some more.

In which the Trump administration asserts its right to conduct foreign policy by “oops” disappearing people to Salvadoran torture prison.
www.wonkette.com/p/trump-admi...

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11 months ago

republicans are disappearing people under the guise of fighting antisemitism and can’t even pretend to give a fuck when a jewish governor’s house gets firebombed on passover

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11 months ago
Preview
A Fisher's Guide to Eorzea A bunch of guides on fishing in FFXIV

All #FFXIV 7.2 Big Fish guides have been added to Vol. 7 of A Fisher's Guide to Eorzea.

Apologies for the delay 🙇

afishersguidetoeorzea.carrd.co

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1 year ago
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11 months ago
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me and the lobster i just caught

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11 months ago

wuk lamat/sphene

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11 months ago

I will never stop shouting about how wonderful and uniquely weird n' wild John Paizs' Crime Wave is. Watch it immediately.

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11 months ago
an alolan ninetales who is significantly more goopy than a normal one. she has green eyes and wears a purple scarf with gold edging. her color scheme is reversed so her white parts are blue and the blue parts are white

you fucked up a perfectly good fox is what you did! look at her! she doesn't have bones anymore! #art #oc

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11 months ago
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Victim complex

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11 months ago

you know the us economy isn't looking good when the right wing talking points shift to transgender sports and it's not even a normal sport, it's fencing. like yeah if you hear about transgender ping pong start taking your money out of the bank

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11 months ago

i think the ffxiv community really missing out the gap moe that dancing green is a public persona and that when he's alone in his apartment he probably stares at a wall in complete silence for 3 hours minimum

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11 months ago
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Top 10 Friendcast titles

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11 months ago
This image shows Queen Sphene as she is about to run the protocol to make her a superboss and drain the world of all its aether to fuel her people. Overlaid atop the image is a computer error saying "NVIDIA Installer cannot be stopped at this point."

The Sphene memes will continue as I collect more and more funny computer error images.

#sphene #queensphene #ffxiv #dawntrail #dawntrailspoilers

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11 months ago
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New updated meme for 7.2 #ffxiv

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11 months ago

wow guys what do you mean the character who is basically Char Aznable will never ever ever admit to his "rival" that he was in the wrong?? oh my godddd?

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11 months ago

thinking about the subset of people in fandom i've seen who genuinely thought Nero tol Scaeva learned nothing and didn't change just because he did not apologize formally to Cid or anybody and i got the sudden urge to lie down

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1 year ago

GUY NAMED LIKE "THE SQUAT TO PISS MOTHERFUCKER": Led Zeppelin only has songs named "Stairway to My House" or "Stairway to My Friend's House". These guys just love going on the stairs.

BLUESKY USER SINCE NOV 2024: That's not true. That's not true. That's not FUCKING TRUE. That's not FUCKING TRUE.

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11 months ago

it's emet for me

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11 months ago

meri absolutely one of those people who are like "......ohhh....let's be bad 🤭" about these things

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11 months ago

the cocoaaaaa 🤪

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11 months ago

i know this is about personal taste so dw but the exarch confidence is fake. he's larping. that's been his character since crystal tower is larping as a "hero". if anything post shadowbringers he's probably overcompensating for how he acted like an oblivious jackass towards you in crystal tower

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11 months ago

like i think people default to "if your character likes them they get a redemption arc" but that is NOT the case lmao. like the only one we know who's getting a literal arc like that is Fordola and it's way more realistic than people would think

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11 months ago

i personally think it's interesting that the game doesn't fall into tropes you expect regarding that, like what they did with stormblood and revenge. emet doesn't get redemption but your character learns more about him and is at peace. zenos gets waaay more in that regard, but wol does NOT like him

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