Dahlia Nightshade - Burlesque Performer

Does “The Subway” by Chappell Roan remind anyone else of “You’re Beautiful” by James Blunt given the subway setting and long lost love vibes or is it just me?

How can it be actively raining and the temperature stay the EXACT SAME #ALABAMAISHELL 🔥 🌧️

Diamonds & Pearls and DeAngelo’s Present “A Taste Of Burlesque”. May 22nd, social at 6:30, show at 8:00 pm at Clubhouse on Highland (2908 Highland Ave S, Birmingham, AL 35205) Tickets at www.diamondsandpearlsburlesque.com.

Less than one week away!

“You were always the one I should’ve waited for
I can’t lose you again, and again, and again and again” 🎶

How does anyone blow dry their hair from completely wet to dry? I did about 1/8 of a blowout before taking a break to rest my tired arms 😭

welp, the tariffs have hit the rhinestone market 🥲

idk where I’m gonna find the patience for the heat and humidity of an Alabama summer in the horror that is 2025

*as someone who fully cannot sew* how are you even gonna consider applying to drag race in this day and age and then be surprised when they ask you to sew 🤦🏻‍♀️

I just wanna trick the streaming app and skip the commercials *one* time

I do not understand how to use this app but I shall continue to share my random thoughts at varying frequencies

what is BMF even supposed to stand for

I need a lifestyle that lets me lounge in kaftans robes, and other large swaths of luxurious fabric.

Treated myself to sleeping in today just to have a morning #nightmare about missing my flight ✈️ 🤦🏻‍♀️

Until a few days ago, I thought “Anxiety” by Doechii existed separately from the “Somebody That I Used to Know” beat and was just mashed up on TikTok. Then I heard it on the radio. Now I feel ancient for thinking that in the first place and having ANOTHER song from my teen years sampled 🥲

millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right

Shower the women in your life with love, today and everyday #InternationalWomensDay 💐

YA YA as the lip sync song on RPDR was EVERYTHING

There’s nothing like completing a simple task that you’ve been procrastinating for weeks. Like damn, I really could have taken care of that forever ago 🙃

Trump administration plans to cut 80,000 employees from Veterans Affairs, according to internal memo The Department of Veterans Affairs is planning an “aggressive” reorganization that includes cutting 80,000 jobs from the sprawling agency that provides health care for retired military members.

Sick 🤢- Trump administration plans to cut 80,000 employees from Veterans Affairs, according to internal memo apnews.com/article/vete...

🎶 we’re in the middle of a hostile government takeoverrrrr 🎶

I never have more sass and confidence than the day after plucking my eyebrows. Can’t tell me NOTHIN 😤

Reading about the dancer who held up the sudanese-palestinian flag and was detained and law enforcement is working to determine applicable charges. Charges? Like ok ban from nfl stadiums and maybe Lamar is ticked but it's not a CRIMINAL act. This reaction should scare you.

Monday thought:

#dei

It’ll keep you young….for a price 👀

There’s always The Substance ™

Gave this guy a thumbs down on my way to work cause his lights were SO bright and he was riding my ass. Honestly, I think the shame worked better than anger (re: flipping someone off) because he changed lanes 🙌🏻 follow me for more life hacks!!

Guess I don’t have what you think you need

You don’t ever cross my mind
But I’ve been known to tell white lies

I feel like I’m getting everything I wanted out of the Grammys this year….can the rest of life start doing that cause so far 2025 ain’t the one 🥲