@bakerbone.bsky.social
Ooooh I’m Jeremiah Smith I’m 19 years old and I’m faster and better than everyone man go away
27.09.2025 20:53 — 👍 782 🔁 38 💬 15 📌 5Okay, hear me out!
"Black Jurassic Park" - we buy this park and add a couple of pit bulls with dinosaur masks, calling them Raptors... we can make some real money!
Ig.... and deep self inspection
06.08.2025 19:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh come on!!!! How tf are you on bluesky posting #Exteriors!!!!!
06.08.2025 19:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omg how are all the cool people in here? I've been roaming the IG streets thru all the chaos
06.08.2025 19:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Im here!!!
06.08.2025 18:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0IDK about y'all... but if the Pope died after I visited him, I would change all my ways immediately!
23.04.2025 19:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So we going to act like JD Vance (from Ohio) wasn't one of the last people around the Pope before he died???
23.04.2025 19:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If I go to an orgy I'm just gonna walk around and shout out directions like Doc Rivers. Same voice too.
23.04.2025 17:28 — 👍 22 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 2
A plantation museum focused on the truths of slavery had two grants for Black history and culture terminated in ‘furtherance of president’s agenda’
23.04.2025 18:17 — 👍 1152 🔁 541 💬 60 📌 83
Checkout my @donttellcomedy.bsky.social set
youtu.be/EqvMaOuLULQ?...
I need to get into the goat business. I just need a goat connect
02.02.2025 15:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0meanwhile:
23.01.2025 02:07 — 👍 26 🔁 20 💬 3 📌 1“I am special, so I’m SURE this wasn’t meant for ME. So can you pretty please not fuck me, Guy Who Fucks Everybody?”
23.01.2025 13:41 — 👍 35 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0
TikTok is like that guy you saw get picked up by the cops and later walked out of the police station with a cheeseburger and a drink.
20.01.2025 18:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think it’s the chicken, but I have clarifying questions:
1. Is it a fight to the death?
2. Do I have to fight them the whole ride? Or just like an entry toll?
3. Does Lyft count?
4. Is it the same chicken? Or am I getting older but still fighting a fresh, young chicken every time?
OH MY GOD, YOU'RE HERE TOO??? MFER!!!! THIS IS AN EXTERIOR!!!!
19.01.2025 11:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“That’s a finish right there.”
You won’t convince me that call on the replay was coincidental 😂
#ThreePumps
Million dollar idea: The dispensary should give everyone a 10mg gummy if there's a long line. That way you don't get impatient.
18.01.2025 17:51 — 👍 117 🔁 11 💬 8 📌 4
I'm Super Excited to announce @DrunkBlackHistoryShow will be in @worldcafelive (Philadelphia) , @thecomedystudio (Boston) , and @friendsandloversbk (Brooklyn) in February & March.
Tickets are on sale in the link:
linktr.ee/bakerbone?fb...
January 15, 2001: Marcus Camby of the New York Knicks throws a punch at the Spurs' Danny Ferry (and Jeff Van Gundy ends up with 12 stitches over his eye).
Both players were ejected. Camby was suspended for 5 games and fined $25,000. Ferry was suspended one game and fined $7,500.
Define "behaving"...
16.01.2025 05:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*Walks into an AKA Founders day event*
Me: wow this Mary Kay event is lit...
Me after I said that:
Shannon Sharpe's interviews feel longer than taking the SATs.
15.01.2025 19:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oddly that's why I love my sofa!!!
15.01.2025 04:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not him being Scut Farkus.
15.01.2025 03:35 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
