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Boom! That deserves a ride on the baggage conveyor system

23.04.2025 20:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who did this?

04.04.2025 13:14 — 👍 35353 🔁 11260 💬 1381 📌 1389

Call me crazy, but I think finding body parts in a trash bag is implied to be suspicious by its very nature. Not sure it needs to be called suspicious.

02.04.2025 23:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Neck tats on the right is the first one in the hoosegow.

30.03.2025 23:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gonna go out on a limb and say the folks that shit down both legs in anger over Hilary’s emails are defending Hegseth and teams text messages.

25.03.2025 02:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gonna go blow through a few pounds of popcorn shrimps.

12.03.2025 19:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Will there still be an early bird special for the elderly?

12.03.2025 18:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And then he got thumped like a ripe melon in the produce section

11.03.2025 03:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who is Logan Gooley?

07.03.2025 16:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t quite see the value or need, it’s a garbage can, not a sanitary item. Unless there is something extra funky in there, I’m letting it be what it is supposed to be.

06.03.2025 19:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@profanity.accountant

06.03.2025 19:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not a damn thing wrong with this

05.03.2025 01:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bird teabagged your camera

04.03.2025 21:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Credit goes to @waterute.bsky.social

04.03.2025 15:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He prefers to be called yam tits.

04.03.2025 15:21 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

What do you think so far?

02.03.2025 03:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yam tits and his stoolie are a couple of ignorant motherfuckers.

28.02.2025 21:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is so much fun in person

28.02.2025 03:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Reminds me a slight bit of grand prismatic in Yellowstone

26.02.2025 04:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

DOGE By The Numbers
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21.02.2025 02:00 — 👍 14186 🔁 2838 💬 182 📌 83

My parents got a call from someone at HQ, but they weren’t revealing in why they were calling. I doubt they would’ve cared, neither has been to church in 30+ years and they know my feelings on religion as a whole.

19.02.2025 23:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up TORONTO—In a stunning twist to the feud between the two hip-hop artists, Drake reportedly dropped a new track Monday inviting Kendrick Lamar out to coffee so they could clear things up. “The truth is,...

Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
theonion.com/drake-drops-...

10.02.2025 21:21 — 👍 6812 🔁 560 💬 83 📌 51

As often as I can

10.02.2025 01:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We just want the ladies in our lives to be healthy Em.

10.02.2025 01:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a cartoon of a man standing in front of a door that says giggity on it ALT: a cartoon of a man standing in front of a door that says giggity on it

10.02.2025 01:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Blake Shelton puts on an amazing performance

09.02.2025 05:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Probably could’ve strapped on the skis and made it down faster

09.02.2025 03:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In Utah settlement over denied drag show permit, St. George admits it violated performers’ rights Southern Utah Drag Stars and St. George officials settle lawsuit over drag show at public park

The city of St. George on Friday admitted to violating the First Amendment rights of a group of performers when it attempted to prevent a drag show from taking place at a local park.

08.02.2025 00:10 — 👍 90 🔁 27 💬 2 📌 2

Thankfully he uses a different spelling.

07.02.2025 17:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s the only one I can come up with.

07.02.2025 03:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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