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Maggie Vail

@magicbeans.bsky.social

Label manager of Bikini Kill Records, bass player of Hurry Up. Honk if you like dogs. PNW'er currently exiled in East Tennessee.

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This is what I meant when I said it's up to us now. So keep up the good work everybody!!!

27.01.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 143    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)

Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

27.01.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8110    πŸ” 1942    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 21
Melania documentary struggles in UK cinemas as Vue admits sales are β€˜soft’
Only one ticket sold for premiere of film about US first lady at Vue’s flagship London branch as insiders question launch strategy

Melania documentary struggles in UK cinemas as Vue admits sales are β€˜soft’ Only one ticket sold for premiere of film about US first lady at Vue’s flagship London branch as insiders question launch strategy

I CANAE BREATHE!!!

27.01.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3173    πŸ” 561    πŸ’¬ 145    πŸ“Œ 233

For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:

When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.

27.01.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7106    πŸ” 1832    πŸ’¬ 141    πŸ“Œ 136

That should be blue city crackdowns aren’t over. They just sacrificed a pawn, a high ranking one, but still a pawn, to protect Trump and Miller. That’s it, that’s all they’ve done.

27.01.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

I am currently trying to write a timeline entry on his death and was trying to hold back the tears and this just unleashed them.

27.01.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[watching through military binoculars as orange slices are handed out to kids between halves at pee wee soccer]

This is PROFESSIONAL grade logistics. Look at the matching uniforms. Look at the coordination. Someone is BANKROLLING this operation.

[retreats using a series of elaborate rolls]

26.01.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 810    πŸ” 180    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 5

Goddamn it, now I’m going to have to call my moron rep again.

26.01.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I booked and went on tours before email and cell phones (to say nothing of smart phones).There was a whole network of us worldwide ready to help each other out.

26.01.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Facebook memory screenshot 

Maggie Vail
November 1, 2012 at 9:03 AM β€’ 8:
overheard at dinner last night, "I'm happy he's dead. can I have a diet coke with salt in it please." by a lady dressed as a princess.
...
overheard in my dream last night, "He started hell and went to high school with the guy who founded Twitter."

Facebook memory screenshot Maggie Vail November 1, 2012 at 9:03 AM β€’ 8: overheard at dinner last night, "I'm happy he's dead. can I have a diet coke with salt in it please." by a lady dressed as a princess. ... overheard in my dream last night, "He started hell and went to high school with the guy who founded Twitter."

26.01.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of WhatsApp:

Ash: SebastiΓ‘n, I have one very pressing question.
SebastiΓ‘n Di Martino: Let me know
Ash: Are jaguar soft?
SebastiΓ‘n Di Martino: They are very soft (two hearts on the answer)

A screenshot of WhatsApp: Ash: SebastiΓ‘n, I have one very pressing question. SebastiΓ‘n Di Martino: Let me know Ash: Are jaguar soft? SebastiΓ‘n Di Martino: They are very soft (two hearts on the answer)

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

25.01.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 14893    πŸ” 2800    πŸ’¬ 207    πŸ“Œ 216

I just exclaimed "ooooh" at the bottom left one. that face scratches something in my brain just right.

26.01.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

with everything else, it's easy to lose sight of the fact that police in the US shot and killed someone while you slept last night, and have already killed again today.

by dinner, there will be one more, and they'll likely kill another by the time you go to sleep.

this cycle runs daily.

25.01.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There are about 100 protesters outside Schumer’s building in the middle of the blizzard urging him to whip Dem votes against any more ICE/CBP funding.

25.01.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 13533    πŸ” 2458    πŸ’¬ 303    πŸ“Œ 136

the portals scene from Endgame but it's literally just the newspaper actually doing journalism

24.01.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 211    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Thank God there were people filming. This administration would have said Alex Pretti pulled a handgun, a package of fentanyl, and a signed copy of the Communist Manifesto if they could.

25.01.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 25665    πŸ” 4098    πŸ’¬ 401    πŸ“Œ 110

I would LOVE snow, the ice was not welcome though.

25.01.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I expect things to be a little dicey driving tomorrow but thankfully school is cancelled, Jon and I work from home, and we have all the supplies we need for the foreseeable.

25.01.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the trees looked like glass around midnight last night and I did not like it.

25.01.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

our big ice storm, thankfully, turned into rain at about 2am last night. so now it's flooding and it will hard freeze as another cold snap moves in tonight. this is much, MUCH preferable to the alternative.

25.01.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Ferguson never ended. The War on Terror abuses never ended. The fight against global fascism never ended. The Civil War never ended.

We are all still caught in history’s storm

24.01.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 284    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

I think a lot of us get hope wrong. Hope, I do not believe, is an emotion. In fact, hope makes space for lots of emotions to exist alongside it. You can DO hope scared, angry, sad etc...

Hope doesn't find us. We make hope through action and struggle. It's a practice of living and is re-made daily.

25.01.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5150    πŸ” 1810    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 0

yes, it was indeed bad.

25.01.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we had to watch tron ares over here tonight.

25.01.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
jaderemedy β€’ 4h ago
And now comes the most nauseating part of this whole goddamn mess: the hypocrisy. The same loud-mouthed idiots who spent years screaming about tyranny are suddenly dead fucking silent, or worse, cheering, now that it's their side doing it. "ThEy'Re cOminG fOr OuR gUnS!" "GoVerNMenT oVerReAch!" "ShAll nOt bE inFrinGeD!" All that chest-thumping bullshit evaporated the second armed federal agents started terrorizing people they don't like.
Let me get this straight: a civilian gets shot dead by federal agents, and the only thing you brainless cunts can muster is
"well, DHS says he had a gun"? THAT'S your red line? Guns are sacred when they're strapped to your waist, but magically become a death sentence when they're used as a post-hoc excuse by the government? Either the Second Amendment applies to everyone, or you never believed in it at all. Fucking pick one and own it.
This is exactly what tyranny looks like, by the way. Not jackboots marching in formation, but armed agents roaming neighborhoods, stopping people, killing civilians, and then daring the public to question it. Tyranny is execution followed by a press release. Tyranny is labeling the dead a "threat" so the state doesn't have to explain why someone's life just ended in the street. Tyranny is demanding obedience while shredding due process and calling it order.
And all you so-called "freedom lovers" are fucking fine with it, as long as it's brown people, immigrants, protesters, or anyone you've already dehumanized. Turns out "don't tread on me" actually meant "tread on them." You weren't afraid of tyranny.
You were afraid of losing dominance. There's a difference, and this moment exposes it completely.
"Just comply" isn't a principle. It's cowardice dressed up as common sense. It's the language of people who have already accepted that the state gets to decide who deserves rights and who doesn't. And once you make that deal, don't act shocked when the line moves, because it always fuckin…

jaderemedy β€’ 4h ago And now comes the most nauseating part of this whole goddamn mess: the hypocrisy. The same loud-mouthed idiots who spent years screaming about tyranny are suddenly dead fucking silent, or worse, cheering, now that it's their side doing it. "ThEy'Re cOminG fOr OuR gUnS!" "GoVerNMenT oVerReAch!" "ShAll nOt bE inFrinGeD!" All that chest-thumping bullshit evaporated the second armed federal agents started terrorizing people they don't like. Let me get this straight: a civilian gets shot dead by federal agents, and the only thing you brainless cunts can muster is "well, DHS says he had a gun"? THAT'S your red line? Guns are sacred when they're strapped to your waist, but magically become a death sentence when they're used as a post-hoc excuse by the government? Either the Second Amendment applies to everyone, or you never believed in it at all. Fucking pick one and own it. This is exactly what tyranny looks like, by the way. Not jackboots marching in formation, but armed agents roaming neighborhoods, stopping people, killing civilians, and then daring the public to question it. Tyranny is execution followed by a press release. Tyranny is labeling the dead a "threat" so the state doesn't have to explain why someone's life just ended in the street. Tyranny is demanding obedience while shredding due process and calling it order. And all you so-called "freedom lovers" are fucking fine with it, as long as it's brown people, immigrants, protesters, or anyone you've already dehumanized. Turns out "don't tread on me" actually meant "tread on them." You weren't afraid of tyranny. You were afraid of losing dominance. There's a difference, and this moment exposes it completely. "Just comply" isn't a principle. It's cowardice dressed up as common sense. It's the language of people who have already accepted that the state gets to decide who deserves rights and who doesn't. And once you make that deal, don't act shocked when the line moves, because it always fuckin…

Absolute banger of a comment on r/military:

www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...

25.01.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 9600    πŸ” 3331    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 243

Waiting for a whistleblower to leak that memo

24.01.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
"ICE 101" β€” How Trump changed ICE and CBP into a fascist secret police ICE and CBP are fatally flawed products of the post-9/11 War on Terror β€” now Trump has weaponized those very flaws to occupy America.

I found this bit, by a journalist who has written about CBP and ICE for many years, to be really instructive on how shockingly and persistently lawless those agencies, and especially CBP, have been for their entire existence, for more or less the same reason. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-101-ho...

24.01.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 726    πŸ” 250    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 15

really I’ve been waiting for this for so long

24.01.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Immigration is a fake problem. We have politicians on the one hand who want to use immigrants as scapegoats for our real ones and politicians on the other who are too cowardly to stand against them and tell the truth. That is the entire situation. Until that changes, people will continue to die.

24.01.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 10571    πŸ” 3421    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 91

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

24.01.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 20047    πŸ” 6984    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 185

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