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I can't stop seeing the clown. This is his rightful look now.

When he dies, I'm wondering how we organise a planet-wide flash-mob dance, and which dance we choose.

300BPM is a rad name for a horror game.

I'm shocked that Merz looks better as a clown. This is actually a good look for him.

Do you know about the @profanity.accountant ? It's a harmless bot that will do a count and add it as a reply (bit of a delay). I believe tagging it in a reply will count yours but it might accidentally count mine.

Any post that has the C-bomb should be signal-boosted to Australian users.

#SpeakingMyLanguage
#FeelingSeen
#BawdryBadass

Oh yes! Disqualifying bands is a huge help. Anything associated to Nicki Minaj is out too.

Brainstorming with @cheuph.bsky.social:

What dance should we be practicing for when the 'Cheeto in Chief' dies? How does one organise a planetary-wide flash-mob?

Tips or suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

YouTube video by First We Feast Daniel Radcliffe Worries About the Aftermath While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones

The world is fucked up. Treat yourself with a watch of Daniel Radcliffe's return performance of the Hot Ones challenge.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyw8...

That's going to come in handy when he does die and we need a planetary-wide flash-mob.

Where do I sign up for practice?

Ever wonder why the #StopKillingGames initiative faced such drastic and underhanded backlash? It's because companies don't want there to be #StopKillingCars and a #StopKillingAppliances initiative as well.

These fuckers would have you subscribed to life itself if they could.

Ah, I see why the 'Stop Killing Games' movement had such huge corporate backlash. Soon there will be a 'Stop Killing Cars' and the 'Stop Killing My Appliances' movements.

Fuck the subscription model. Fuck proponents of the subscription model. Anyone pushing for this deserves the highest scrutiny.

I looked them up on clearsky.. lmao! They're blocked by more people that they have followers.

Tells you all you need to know about the account.

Haha! You beat me to this exact comment.

What are they gonna do about it? Fire him?

YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Why CBS Didn't Broadcast Stephen Colbert's Interview With James Talarico

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh7D...

YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislatu…

Sharing because CBS are spineless bitches who cut this segment.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...

I have a theory on his weird eye thing. I suspect that someone in his racist cohort said that he looks "whiter" when he opens his eyes really wide and Patel, desperate to be in the group, abided.

@susiedentwords.bsky.social, I found a contender for a future word of the day: Regurgitalite/regurgitalith.

Prediction: Trump tries to rig it in multiple ways and it still doesn't stop the absolute avalanche of Blue.

Inb4: name change to OtterCans

Beat me to it.

No, Comrade...

"For those who've come across the seas,
We've boundless plains to share"

~Advance Australia Fair

Imagine being so xenophobic that it overpowers even knowing the fucking anthem.

Counter Idea: Call it the Trump/Epstein Act so that those name are remembered together forever.

<REDACTED> just sold off Georgia's water to Google. Bye Georgia.

DJ Astro Labe, the man who headbutted Prime Minster Tony Abbott with his quote: "There's Tony Abbot. I'm going to headbutt him."

We need another hero:

Some people tuned in to the Super Bowl while I was shouting like a WWE announcer over the bed-stealing.

"OHHH AND PUPPER IS THROWING IN THE TOWEL. KITTY OWNS THIS BED NOW!"

2026 is bleak and full of doom-scrolling. Let @radicalmainiac.bsky.social mess up your feed with adorable kitty pics.
There is also doggo but I am all about the kitty-cat.

Lilly out here sassing the Prime Minister like a Roast Master.

I can't compete with this. I bow to the winner.