Dirty Devotee

The "T-triple-P"?

If #PizzaHut made them like this they wouldn't be going out of business.

Why are we honoring evil people? Has anyone considered that maybe worshiping villain-heroes is the reason America is being run by buffoons at the moment?

"For the first time in years I slept--without a board!"

This is clearly an artist who has no idea about Giorgia Meloni's connections to both Putin (through her bank account) and Mussolini (through MSI).

Anyone else think that #NancyGuthrie might have been targeted because this is some #MAGA prick who wanted to get back at #VirginiaGiuffre?

#FoxNews is doing everything they can to get #NancyGuthrie killed so they don't have to talk about how their new Jesus is a devil.

One of the easiest ways to tell that something is a lie. #SpotTheScam

Remember back when we used to film in 1:1 aspect ratio? Those were the days.

"MAGA" is a acronym. It's all-caps.

The English word "smut" comes from the German verb "schmutzen", meaning "to make dirty". It's also where you get the "shmutz" (the noun of that verb) that your grandmother rubs off your face with a saliva-thumb.

It's like when you go into work and say to your boss, "Give me the day off and I'll confirm with everyone that you're not cheating on your wife."

You had me at "1h 39m".

Ask any child what they want to be when they grow up and those will be two of the most popular answers. Most kids can't spell "gynecologist" correctly, so they go with what works for them. If this was actually a thing, I'd be a professional peanut butter and jelly sandwich thief.

#GhislaineMaxwell can never appeal again. She's exhausted all of those avenues. The only reasons she would plead the Fifth:
- save her own life
- because there are even worse crimes the DOJ is sweeping under the rug
- it's a threat to Trump to pardon her before she spills the beans

I have a one-typo rule that prohibits me from caring about Laura's tweet.

- Jean‑Luc Brunel
- Mark Middleton
- Nada Marcinkova
- Ruslana Korshunova
- Steve Bing
- Thomas Bowers
- Vitaly Churkin
What exactly did you think #GhislaineMaxwell was going to say today?

If Ghislaine Maxwell was a man, she'd be Jean-Luc Brunel. Try to keep up.

Fulton County Georgia election case documents must be unsealed by Tuesday, judge rules A federal judge has ordered the public release of key court records tied to the FBI's recent seizure of 2020 election materials from Fulton County.​

It turns out that raiding #FultonCounty may be the worst decision #Trump ever made because it looks like the new lawsuit will release the same information the original Trump trial (the one literally fucked by Fani Willis) would have. www.cbsnews.com/atlanta/news...

No, #Trump did not create a "spending" card for supplemental healthcare and groceries. Notice how the announcer calls it a "divine act", because, you know, if the cloud man told #Trump to do it then every #Christian must get this credit card, right? #SpotTheScam www.youtube.com/shorts/BrhH2...

YouTube video by internet champ 'Benjamin Netanyahu' says that one Israeli life is equivalent to 40 American lives.

#FactCheck That is incorrect. #Netanyahu said "...losing 1,000 Israeli lives is the equivalent of 40,000 American lives." in that #America has 40x the population of #Israel -- which is accurate. Stop inventing things to be angry about. We have plenty already. www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1Jl...

SpaceX Gives $1 Million Prize to Literal Nazi Who Has Bragged About His Profound Racism X, now owned by SpaceX, just awarded a $1 million prize to a user who openly brags about his racist beliefs.

#ElonMusk has decided to take time off from explaining why he loved to party with #JeffreyEpstein by giving a literal neo-Nazi one-million dollars. futurism.com/artificial-i...

I'm pretty sure the movie we're watching is "American History... Why?!?!?!?".

...with Puerto Rico. With windmills. With not being allowed to use one's bathroom as a classified storage facility. With maps from NOAA. With low-flow toilets. With the year 1913...

In chess, you don't have to use all of the pieces. It's never "everyone in DC". Claiming that no human is fighting for good is how you make cults like MAGA.

"Bombshell" implies that humans en masse were so surprised that Trump was a pedophile that they literally fell down where they were standing when they heard it, as if pushed by the explosive wave of a bombshell. That is the least accurate adjective ever used.

It's not a "deal" if there is only one acceptable outcome. The original "delen" means "to share" and there is always an infinite number of ways to share in a true deal.

#MAGA does not care about the #EpstineFiles. MAGA cares about lowering taxes as low as possible by using the Epstein Files to damage Democrats (specifically the Clintons) to keep them out of office so a Republican super-majority can eliminate the income tax.

So a "conspiracy" is Latin "con-" meaning "together" and "spirare" meaning "to breathe" (also where we get "aspirations", "inspire", "spirit", and "perspire").

The problem with this @theguardian.com headline is that it betrays a fear that acknowledging the veracity of one conspiracy proves that there was no moon landing. Every theory must be evaluated on its own evidence. Some are real. Most not. That's OK. #EpsteinFiles www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...