your bloody scare-ric 🎃

first result for ozymandius legs even though these fuckers have trunks

behold, my Canadian girlfriends and Nintendo uncles

putting two trunkless legs in the vast desert so people think I did something cool and the evidence is just lost to time

German for “the already”

it’s time to make herstory into HIStory

There are many reasons to root for the Blue Jays—I would really like to see Varland get a World Series victory after getting traded away from the Twins—but ultimately I think this is why I’m rooting for them.

where are you getting the takeout from

Trick or treat bucket

does it work in other apps that use the controller?

“he looked at his wrist and then shoved a dozen syringes into his arm in an instant”

This is a recap of a player terribly whiffing a charisma check and then downing 11 potions in the inventory screen

LETS GO JAYS

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you will not find a lot of great politics but you WILL find some people with bad politics who are coincidentally playing on teams you are rooting against so it can at least be therapeutic when they get smacked

took this option last year and it has been awesome, especially following along with the @battingaround.bsky.social discord

one of Felix’s theories on Chapo while they were reading that anonymous letter was that they were probably just as often stopping him from accidentally doing anything positive or left-leaning he offhandedly suggested

during his first term he would say all sorts of insane dumb shit but someone with a laser pointer would keep him away from the nuclear football

Holy shit... I think Trey Yesavage is a pretty good pitcher

laying down then oh shit for real

the world:

wife and I were evil laughing at the screen the whole time

I went to bed around the bottom of the 13th only to have my wife wake me up when it finally ended after the 18th, she has surpassed me in baseball fandom

I see the vision now

old guy making an effort to connect with the youth: “did you kids see that hotep demon kickers”

“your honor I said in the ads that the bourbon was 0% safe, it’s not my fault all of these people got sick”

I would personally like to have my bourbon made in a safe and sanitary environment

“what the fuck are these mascots running a race doing in between my innings, you’re holding up the game”

to be fair reporting it as if it was like an unplanned interruption is also dumb

the first Kennedy to try to trade other people’s souls to stave off the family curse

can you trap him in a pool