Carlin

january: “this is going to be my year!”

me in may:

My hot girl walk, aka mental health walk, has now been renamed nature appreciation walk, aka go outside and play, aka take pics of mushrooms 🍄

:3 I started using it ironically and can't stop :3 we know I stay silly :3

I think I saw my ex who pulled a knife on me in the Wawa today :/ Binch that's my Wawa GTFO 🗡️ #justjerseythings
#iguess
#probsphillytoo
#helivesinanothertownstaythere

RFK Jr and Statistics:

1bit pixel art + non 1bit pixel art sky/ stars. Warrior standing in front of the moon rising his sword up into air. Grass and some trees surrounding him. Background: dark sky full of shining stars + a planet on the left.

R eA dy t O f iG hT

#pixelart

Touching grass is not enough I need to fly 1000 miles north while quacking nonstop with hundreds of other ducks

anyone wanna do the parachute thing from elementary school with me

This is a new image from #JWST.

The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.

Everything else is a galaxy.

Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.

Blimey. This might take some explaining. A fake timeline for James Bond's Facebook page, (circa. 2010), showing James' comment that he had a totally sick night and there are photos to follow. Solitaire and Felix Leiter have both replied. There's a Goldfinger game, where Goldfinger expects you to die. James has commented on both Bambi and Thumper's nude photos. Scaramanga has left a message letting James know he's going to attempt to take over the world on Tuesday, and it would be great if 007 could try to stop him. Another game, this one's from Blofeld, and it's called "Stroke my cat!" (him so fluffy wuffy). And then there's a message from Jaws, letting James know that he and Professor Hawkins are headed to Glyndebourne for the weekend and asking if he'd care to join them. On the left hand side, we have a selection of James' "Sexy Friends" which includes names like Candy Bochs, Ivana Duya and Carmen Geddit. There's also a photo album named "Aston Martin".

If you're wondering what Facebook looked like in 2010, I made this exactly 15 years ago, today.

A digital drawing of a cat character wearing a cute outfit and a party hat standing looking proud and content among lots of flowers. Below is the text “be cringe, be free!”

YEAH

One might say I'm always avoiding reality because I love escapism but I would ask that they say it quieter

I need to go frolic in a field or something. Mental health frolic

Anyway I have been Avoiding LifeTM and I will try and do so less when morale improves x(

My cat is a fucking freeloader. That's how it sounds when people complain about their kids, because at the end of the day you brought them home 🙄

Me lately