BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢

a man with a beard and the words " you shall not pass " on the bottom ALT: a man with a beard and the words " you shall not pass " on the bottom

YOU SHALL NOT P.... OST UR NUT VIDS!!!! (bc they're mine 😈)

id be shocked if you didnt 😂

NO YOURE STILL NOT ALLOWED TO POST A 🥜 VIDEO 😤😤😤

agreed it is a very lovely dick 😝

it's only good manners 😏

ohhhhh hecck ☺️ hehe thank you!!

getting on the airplane now 🤭

a beautiful way to chip away at the policing of our bodies!! 🥰

there was even a whole protest to this stupid meta rule last year where trans men posted topless pics.... and almost all of theirs were taken down and so many got suspended for being "sexually explicit" 😒 really highlighted the misogyny and bigotry behind the rule 🤬🤬🤬

oh hello there 🤭😈🤭

Sitting in your seat and silently tsk-tsking whilst masking it as peaceful “protest” accomplishes nothing against Fascists. MLK also revoked his stance about peace. The administration of Fascism got to this point, not because of violence, but because of peaceful complacency paving the way for them.

(im sure it's a great shirt and I'm sure Tyrus would try to bite it 😁🐢😁)

yes what were you thinking?!!!

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

if you’re neutral milk hotel in the face of oppression you are an oppressor milk hotel

this is so damn cool!!! what an awesome experience too!!! that makes me happy you were able to learn and find your people all while building something beautiful.

that's the kinda thing all of us truly need fr 💜🐢💜

We're a repubthick not a slimocracy

there aren't enough hotdogs in the world to show you how much I love you. but I am going to try.

me to all of you:

oh god yeah we've been trying to get all our shell buds together for a play date at some point! should be adorable and hilarious once we do 😁🐢😂

such a big beautiful kitty!!! Tyrus LOVES cats, im def gonna show him this pic once he wakes up from his nap hehe

yes there was a rescue in Brookfield i worked with! & another up north I forget the name of!

omg an iguana or monitor lizard would be so amazing to have as a friend!

my big dream is to someday get enough money & land to run a reptile sanctuary for all the older buds that go unadopted at rescues 🥺

there's so many tortoise people here it's awesome!! we joined a group of old ladies w tortoises who go out to dinner every month! 🥰🐢🥰

so far we've only met Sulcata & desert tortoise friends tho, so Tyrus is still looking for a Redfooted lady tort to be his gf 🥲 someday he'll find love lol

ya a proper turtle habitat/tort table takes a LOT of work to build & can be a big investment. plus at some point ur going to need to rebuild it as ur Shell Bud grows!

most ppl aren't prepared for all that work & think reptiles are just cool to look at. its good uve done ur research!

aaaa! omg I LOVE chameleons 🥰 they're so silly!!

ok tbh I just love all reptiles lol.

I started many yrs ago working w reptile rescues in Chicago helping rehab tree frogs, geckos, turtles, eventually ended up rescuing & rehabbing a baby gator, then Tyrus found me.

it's a lifestyle 😂

we were in Chicago and now we're in the desert of Phoenix AZ. It's taken some big adjustments but Tyrus is def happier here

important to note tho that Ty is a Redfooted Tort so he has much different habitat needs than a Russian & couldn't live outside in any climate that isn't tropical.

easy. whenever you have an inanimate object and you’re not sure what to do with it, the answer is always the same: have sex with it

we must eat them, slowly, and with purpose. we must become fibrous; we must become closer to plant.