@consumerclay.bsky.social
UX Designer & improv comedian
What type of cheese do you like on your peanut butter and jelly?
12.03.2025 17:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have a couple of viral comments on TikTok.
07.03.2025 19:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had a boss tell me once he doesn't live to work. He works to live.
And I thought that was pretty interesting because I just work to pay my bills.
Wishing there was a social media platform with ZERO politics.
04.02.2025 15:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can't wait for Nosfera-two: Nosferatu in Space.
03.02.2025 14:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness hasn't paid me.
02.02.2025 07:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How will tariffs affect IKEA prices?
01.02.2025 05:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anyone else get anxiety around getting hair cuts?
31.01.2025 23:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"The arc of history is long, but it tends towards justice." Martin Luther King Jr
31.01.2025 14:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Occasionally my farts sound like Donald Duck speaking Spanish.
30.01.2025 14:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 015 years ago was 2016.
Feel old yet?
Wait for the next 3 years 🥶
21.01.2025 16:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If the Jan 6 protestors were "antifa" then why is Trump pardoning them?
This post is for my dad.
He legit thinks they're antifa.
Everything is a transaction in Trump's mind.
And Americans aren't the ones benefitting.
Land of the free
Bans TikTok
Bans abortion
Bans marijuana
Bans transgender
Bans books
Bans protests
Bans history
Bans rights
Yet, still claims liberty.
Being an adult is just saying "things should calm down after this week" every week.
10.01.2025 14:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They really need to add subtitles to audio books.
09.01.2025 20:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Going to write a song about the weather. Cali is on fire. Texas is freezing.
I shall name it "a song of fire and ice"
