Jenny

Wow, thanks past me. I think I will.

"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.*"

*Actually, the second best time was 19 years ago, but close enough.

i think pool noodles should come in other shapes like bowties or fusilli

I just won a research grant for free soda because I'm a fizzicist

All this time, I have been providing my actual name when asked. What a fool I was!

Improv can be terrifying or exhilarating for ND performers, depending on comfort with spontaneity vs. need for predictability. And experience. And time. And style of improv you chose. Or the form you're doing. Or who you're with. Or...

Good grief. 🪨

Fellow educator: Are your parents disappointed since you didn't pursue law or medicine?
Me: No, they are actually very proud of me. What about your parents? Are they disappointed in you?

#AAPIStories

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

New York and Minnesota are opposites since New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where Minneapolis. 🍎

If you're reading this, drink some water.

Happy Valentine's Day! 💕

Hedgehogs evolved directly from pinecones. #FactsIJustMadeUp

honk.

I wonder if The Cabbage Patch Kids are related to The Sour Patch Kids.

lots of people telling me to not worry because it’s all eventually gonna be okay (and i do understand why people might need this framing) but i would like you to know what an extreme privilege it is for you to be able to feel that way

You can’t spell FELON without ELON.

The V in DMV stands for vroom. 🚗 💨 #FactsIJustMadeUp

Wow, if I had a nickel for every time a stranger asked an adult I was with what nationality I was, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice right?

Made it to February. 👏 Let's hope it's an uneventful one. January was a bit much.

There are five days left in January.

We can do this.

There are actually 297 letters in the alphabet. Scientists have yet to discover the other letters. #FactsIJustMadeUp

#resist

This has been the longest January ever.

A closeup of an adult beagle on a black mat. The beagle is staring into the distance.

Maci heard you may he stressed and decided to check up on you. (Also, please feel free to fill this thread with your furry friends.) ❤

The person responsible for the Jeep called it a Jeep because that's the sound the car makes when honked. #FactsIJustMadeUp

The First Amendment of the United States Constitution protects free speech, yet here I am getting blocked by yet another paywall when accessing the news.

Mark Zuckerberg actually has a twin brother, Clark Zuckerberg. He's been running all his social media platforms ever since Mark retired to live his secret life on the moon.

a cartoon cat is holding a cup of coffee in its paws on a pink background . ALT: a cartoon cat is holding a cup of coffee in its paws on a pink background .

He did give me loads and loads of cute stickers for Christmas though.

I remember begging my dad for Lisa Frank school supplies as a kid, only to be met with, "That's a bit much," and "These Mead notebooks have more pages for a fraction of the price."

Now I'm relieved Lisa Frank never received a cent from us. #GlitterAndGreed