Uncle Clifford’s Rule #29,763

I go back and forth between ginger ale and ginger beer. Neither ever lets me down

Yesterday I left my dishwasher door down and then ran into it. I have two knots and a bruise on my leg 😩

My sneaking suspicion is they did this to help their man remember where he’s going

Because what kind of life would you have without love?

Investing into another person and hoping that your investment is reciprocated

When everything feels easy, even if it’s hard.

Honestly I’ve never had a bad date. The worst thing that happened was she was an hour late and she showed up and had put no effort into her appearance

Went to a wine bar on a weekday and there was nobody in there but us. Ordered charcuterie and tasted a few different wines, and just talked while Jazz played in the background. It couldn’t have been more perfect.

Entitlement, ego, control

If you can’t use my comb..

I don’t think anything ruined dating for me, but I definitely became quickly irritated with people’s inability to have a conversation. Too often it felt like pulling teeth and I ain’t never wanted to be a dentist

When I’m angry you will feel the energy shift. I will go silent and probably put distance between us.

My insecurities get the best of me sometimes

Where do you store your ketchup after you open it?

That it’s not enough to save a relationship

“It’s better to have a piece of man than no man at all.”

I didn’t receive this advice but I was in the vicinity when someone else did and rolled my eyes right out of my head.

Don’t wish for someone else’s love, create and cultivate your own.

Themselves, their boundaries, and what they’re prepared to do if someone crosses them.

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Yes 🥰

This morning, my sister gave me a new jewelry box 😊

“Loving you feels like if the sun needed a day off I could cover it and no one would be able to tell the difference” - my anniversary post to my wife

Wholeheartedly, and intentionally. Fiercely, yet also gently.

As the most beautiful thing you could ever experience on Earth.

On the gang you not wrong.

“Be the smoke you wish to see in the world.”

BAAAAARRRRRZZZZZ!

I 2nd it!

a man is sitting in the back seat of a car looking at something . ALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car looking at something .

Not he already deleted. All that posturing about other people deserving smoke and he couldn’t even take a lil steam himself.

I hereby nominate “Be the smoke you wish to see in the world” as one of the Top 5 bars uttered in 2025.

Mariah has been getting dragged for days behind that Sephora ad. Kim ain’t never not getting dragged tbh, but people really was on her head about them coochie hair panties. Rih probably gets the least smoke, but that’s cause she’s the only one mentioned who’ll actually clap back at folks.