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Uncle Clifford’s Rule #29,763

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Life ain’t nothing but a big ol try. Married. LeGBooTy. Black women are the shit. This ain’t even my final form! She/her

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They can, but you have to eat a bunch of them to actually feel the aphrodisiac effect. I haven’t made it there yet.

09.03.2026 13:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The St Lunatics did not show they whole ass on AF1s for this lie to be told like this....

09.03.2026 11:45 — 👍 8    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 1

Good morning y’all

09.03.2026 11:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m finishing the last episode tomorrow and I’m already excited. Probably the best show I’ve watched as of late

09.03.2026 01:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

7pm and we still have the blinds open and don’t need to turn the lights on to see

08.03.2026 23:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All that stuttering and sputtering, answer the question Melissa

08.03.2026 23:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Welp, we all know who she voted for now don’t we?

08.03.2026 22:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Usually pants, except if I’m wearing slouchy socks over a body suit or if my pants are tight at the bottom

08.03.2026 19:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lmao I randomly sing it all the time still

08.03.2026 18:34 — 👍 4    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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a cat is sitting on a couch and looking at the camera with its mouth open . ALT: a cat is sitting on a couch and looking at the camera with its mouth open .
08.03.2026 17:30 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

loving somebody, and somebody loves you back

(and that's a fact)

08.03.2026 16:40 — 👍 15    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

This is the answer

08.03.2026 17:01 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Good morning y’all

08.03.2026 14:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like nail art - and longer nails allows for more detailed and fun designs. It’s Black culture.

I like the sound of them clacking when I text or type.

The baddie in me is activated esp when I have my rings on.

It’s fun to watch people’s eyes roll back when I scratch their scalp or chin.

07.03.2026 19:48 — 👍 14    🔁 14    💬 3    📌 1

Before

07.03.2026 19:23 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I love having dedicated people for my grooming. Was running late to my wax appointment and texted my waxer like help 😩 and she switched me to her next slot 🙌🏽

07.03.2026 16:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Reverend Jesse Jackson called on each of us to be heralds of change, to be messengers of hope; to step forward and say “Send me” wherever we have a chance to make an impact.

How fortunate we were that Jesse Jackson answered that call. What a great debt we owe to him.

07.03.2026 01:20 — 👍 23276    🔁 5708    💬 629    📌 368

Good morning y’all

07.03.2026 15:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Boogie ooogie ooogie

07.03.2026 15:20 — 👍 29    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

Bring back choirs!!!!!

06.03.2026 18:52 — 👍 10    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0

It’s 80 degrees today and baby the patios are already full. I’ll be on one later 🙂‍↔️

06.03.2026 18:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The last part 😂😂😂

06.03.2026 18:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good morning y’all

06.03.2026 14:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was thinking about making the sauce from scratch, I might try it

06.03.2026 03:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me and the wife just decided we’re making spaghetti next week 😂😂😂

06.03.2026 03:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
06.03.2026 03:50 — 👍 11    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 0

How else am I supposed to taste the rainbow?!?!

06.03.2026 02:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And that lil “position” they claim they’re appointing her too is made up as hell. It sounds like a legion of wannabe MCU heroes

05.03.2026 19:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Does that mean lawsuits will start to follow once she’s out?

05.03.2026 19:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just wanna smell the twerk wind lord

05.03.2026 18:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0