theo29.bsky.social @theo29 - Bluesky Profile

Officially 36 years old today. Another year down being your beloved internet ho 😚

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Ooo a couple, let’s gooo

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07.09.2025 01:26 — 👍 477 🔁 36 💬 6 📌 2

It’s pumpkin season!!!

27.08.2025 15:52 — 👍 496 🔁 40 💬 10 📌 1

TikTok vs Bluesky: Lockjaw edition

15.08.2025 17:01 — 👍 385 🔁 35 💬 4 📌 1

I found your tiktok vs I found your Bluesky
I say follow both 😘

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04.08.2025 16:10 — 👍 388 🔁 24 💬 7 📌 1

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02.08.2025 19:21 — 👍 523 🔁 55 💬 16 📌 1

So gorgeous outside this morning I had to go enjoy it.

16.06.2025 12:36 — 👍 506 🔁 35 💬 8 📌 0

Hard to beat KC BBQ

07.05.2025 18:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Wanna go for a drive?

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19.04.2025 16:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Got a new gaming chair. How’s it look?

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10.04.2025 03:02 — 👍 242 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0

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27.03.2025 17:28 — 👍 635 🔁 70 💬 9 📌 2

I’ve always wanted to see @theo29.bsky.social as a giant, and this pic just begged to be used!

- Casting an ominous shadow over the city, Theo the “Hero” decides what kind of god he really is.

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08.03.2025 15:46 — 👍 132 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

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