ashley michelle

Cool cool, will be swiping left

Thank you!

Is "traditional" on a dating profile just code for conservative or republican? It's a white man so I'm already hesitant to even give him a chance...

Day 3 and the migraine finally debilitated me enough to stay home instead of going to work. I'm so tired.

Happy Birthday!! I hope all your wishes come true 🎉

the fact that this bullshit has even reached the supreme court is completely disqualifying to the entire field of law

ICE is in the area of the school I work in and they just let all the students, I can't assuage my their fear. There's nothing I can say except that legally they can't enter the school wothout a warrant signed by the judge, which means fuck all when that hasn't stopped them before and we all know it.

I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally

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THIS MIGHT BE THE ONLY RELATIONSHIP YOU'LL HAVE

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"I hope you can help me get married by the time I'm 27"
*cries in 27 and hopelessly alone*

A little white blob dude with it's head on a pillow, clutching its phone to its chest, and crying with a puddle forming on the pillow.

I finished a star brighter than the sun and they yearned for eachother for 10 years so now I feel I am forever cursed to want such an innocent love only to never get it. This is truly a devastating blow after heated rivalry. It was supposed to pick me up but they just kicked me while I was down.

I finally pestered my mom enough that she agreed to watch heated rivalry with me and her comments thus far are as follows:
1. "I don't like the blond one he's mean"
2. "Why is he still folding his clothes?"
3. "He's kind of chubby"
4. "Is that one one of those too?"
Why is she like this 😭😭

I need everyone to know that I will never recover from Heated Rivalry. A fundamental piece of my soul was changed and if I thought the yearning for connection and trust was bad before it's a million times worse now. I can't tell you how many times I had to pause and get up to walk while crying.

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Nothing boosts my confidence more than an older Eastern European woman stopping me in a store to call me beautiful.

I think the main issues I have with this is I'm not employed by the university and I'm also just an online masters student. I only proposed what I did because it was a final project. I work in special education so all I did was think of what my students would need to thrive in a university library

This is what I get for doing actual market research on how much everything would cost, how long it would take, and creating a thorough spreadsheet with the current library budget incorporated. I hate myself because now I feel like if I don't do it, I'll be missing out on a networking opportunity 🥲

A cartoon duck looking straight at the viewer with a worried face pointing a finger at itself. It is staning on grass with a rock wall and mushrooms in the background.

My professor wants me to make a executive summary of my final project recommendation about adaptive study spaces and send it to the associate dean for DEIA because of the title II accessibility requirements going into effect April 2026 and I don't want to

I also second this!

A screenshot of a list of words I used the most on here this year. The biggest words: live, students, school, summer, therapist, Draco, phone, hard.

It's been a rough year lol

It doesn't happen often but this is like the 4th time in the last 5 years and that's enough evidence. Contrary wise if a pretty woman pays attention to me I fall in love (this happened once years ago and I would still kneel before her if she asked me to)

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Today we learned that I may in fact be the problem. I am 100% fine bantering with men and getting them to pay attention to me, but as soon as they show interest I BOLT

Sometimes I just sit here thinking that Draco would have overheard the plans to burn Hermione's house down and immediately gone to get crookshanks and anonymously drop him off at the burrow. Because that's the kneazle that would sneak into his dorm and nap on his bed.

share your top streamed song from 2024 and predict your top streamed song in 2025 !! ✨

2024: the book of love by the magnetic fields
2025: who is she by Patrick Doyle (yes from the 2015 live action cinderella)

Twins! Except I had mine at work on Friday but I work at a school so it was also technically during class 🫠

We got approved to lease a condo that I did not think we were going to get approved for and now I have to move before the month is over. I've also never lived in anything other than a house so I'm ANXIOUS. But renting houses is so expensive we really had no choice.

Golden doodles look like there is a person stuck inside them that's screaming for help

possessive sex...

Fat chance in hell, but it's nice to dream

Waking up turned on while I'm on my period and not being able to have sex because of trauma is a really shitty cosmic joke.

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A man with a mask came off the bus pushing a skeleton on a wheel chair and he is the first person I've seen in October that understands the vibe. I love living in the valley.